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2000年，杀不(🍸)死的(📈)杰森(sē(🐁)n )被关(🚉)在(zài )水晶湖(🥫)(hú )研究中(zhō(💱)ng )心，政府为了借杰森研究(jiū )坏(💫)死组(zǔ )织恢(😵)复(fù )试图将(🥙)(jiāng )其转移，然(🎲)而交接时刻(😗)杰(jié(🥡) )森再次(🚕)(cì )大(😌)开杀(shā )戒，危(👠)(wēi )机关头研(🕣)究员萝文（(🖨)莱克莎·多(🐲)(duō )伊格 Lexa Doig 饰(shì(🌀) )）把杰(jié )森(💉)和自(🥉)己一起(💏)封冻(🎠)。455年后，地球(qiú(🌽) )早已不(bú )适(💫)合人(rén )类生(🐽)存，一支人类(🚉)科考队返回(🎢)地(dì )球进行(🚼)(háng )考古研(yá(🕷)n )究，他(🎁)(tā )们发现了(😓)萝文与杰森(🍂)的尸(shī )体，博(bó )士卢威(wēi )（乔纳(nà )森·鲍(🌿)茨 Jonathan Potts 饰）与学(⏪)生们把(bǎ )尸(🚟)体带(dài )回运(😸)输(shū )船高刚(🎤)(gāng )号(🏈)，并使用高科(➗)技令萝文(wé(⛲)n )复活。作为著(🏖)(zhe )名杀人(rén )狂(🎂)，杰森尸体的(🌈)商业价值令(🖖)卢威(wēi )心动(💶)，岂料(🚖)杰(jié )森在太(🐃)空船中再次(🎵)复活并大开(✂)杀(shā )戒，杰(jié(💻) )森杀不(bú )死(✅)的体质结合(🥇)400年后的科技(🚄)手段(💠)令(lìng )他的恐(🍎)(kǒng )怖指数(shù(😻) )再度上(shàng )升…… 对男演员马蒂而言(yán )，一(🧞)生(shēng )中悲惨(🌴)(cǎn )莫过于(yú(🛳) )此---被女友甩(🕠)、被经纪人(🤭)揍(zò(🈸)u )、被房(fáng )东(🎅)逐出(chū )公寓(🆗)。在缺钱的情(📜)况下，他打算(🔅)(suàn )控告他(tā(🔢) )的经纪(jì )人(🥕)，他(tā )雇用脾(🌱)气古(😺)怪的私家侦(🍚)探(tàn )杰克调(🌏)(diào )查这案(à(✉)n )子。马(mǎ )蒂发(🏚)现自己对刺(💓)激的侦探生(🤨)活充(chōng )满兴(🎧)趣(qù(💔) )。因为(wéi )同情(🕣)，杰克心不情(🐮)愿地派遣马蒂(dì )去调查(chá )一桩红(hóng )杏出(😹)墙的案子。马(📵)蒂全副武装(💆)前(qián )往比佛(🐨)(fó )瑞基镇(zhè(📟)n )执行(😔)他(tā )的第一(♍)份侦探工作(🥃)，但情(qíng )况却(🗣)非(fēi )他想象(🤶)(xiàng )的如此(cǐ(🤛) )简单。小镇是(🌄)一个充斥着(🔠)(zhe )突变(🥠)基(jī )因和怪(🚜)(guài )异人种(zhǒ(🌛)ng )的大镕炉，包(🕢)括天生就瘦(👬)(shòu )骨嶙峋(xú(👐)n )的女人(rén )、(👆)一群(qún )食人(🐚)族和(🎯)甜美可人但(🥊)求爱若渴的(😓)(de )辛蒂。当马蒂(dì )意外地听到当地发生的凶(🎩)案时，他简直(🐧)(zhí )被这镇(zhè(🍘)n )上的种种怪(👃)异乱象逼的(🐊)快疯(🐹)掉了(le )。为了(le )成(🌗)为最(zuì )神的(🚈)侦(zhēn )探，他决(💒)心要大干一(🤓)场，马蒂和(hé(🥟) )杰克在(zài )比(🆗)佛瑞(ruì )基镇(🕡)附近(🌅)意外的发现(🆑)一个(gè )核能(🚻)测(cè )试站，他(🔗)们逐(zhú )渐了(📆)解种种异象(🤣)发生的原(yuá(🎸)n )因。 在(zài )一间(🕘)教(jiā(🕚)o )学素质(zhì )低(🎎)下的学校里(👇)，有一个不成文的(de )传统：学生们(men )凡是遇到(🛒)了争执，都不(🌑)能告诉老(lǎ(🐮)o )师家长(zhǎng )，只(👚)能(néng )自己用(🕑)拳头(😹)解决。石头（(⏯)谢霆锋(fēng ) 饰(📨)）是(shì )最能(🤯)打(dǎ )的一个(⏮)(gè )同学，一次(🍪)帮助富家子(🤨)Edward（冯德伦(lú(⛑)n ) 饰）(🤭)解(jiě )围，彼(bǐ(🔥) )此成为朋友(🦌)，二人也因此(🏭)(cǐ )得罪了(le )学(🐫)校里(lǐ )的好(🚀)战(zhàn )分子。阿(😂)凤（容祖儿(🎦) 饰）(🛬)一直暗(àn )恋(👻)既帅(shuài )气学(♟)习(xí )有出色的Edward，而Edward认为学生最紧要是(shì )学(🐞)习，会考时(shí(😧) )间逼近，Edward便义(🐋)务帮助石头(🈷)与阿凤(fèng )补(🎎)习。由(🕳)于家(jiā )境富(🎍)有，Edward竟然在考(😍)试当天被绑(📬)架(jià )了，石(shí(㊙) )头决心(xīn )把(🍵)他救(jiù )回…(🍿)… This movie is a recorded performance in concert. It all begins when Benjamin Barker( George Hearn), a mysterious,quiet,and subtle barber, returns to his hometown in London after escaping from a prison in Australia with help from a young sailor named Anthony. Now Sweeney Todd, he returns to his home where he and his wife Lucie and daughter Johanna used to live. When he arrives he meets Mrs. Nellie Lovett(Patti Lupone), a lonely woman who owns a down and out pie shop, and discovers that his wife has poisoned herself and the judge that unfairly punished him is responsible and the judge also has his daughter. So then Sweeney plots his revenge on the judge and his accomplice the Beadle and with help from Mrs. Lovett he re-opens his barber shop and vows to give the judge the closest shave he will ever know and give Mrs. Lovett a tasty new ingredient for her homemade meat pies. --- （Written by Thomas ） 原明(⏳)莉今(🍹)年29歲(suì )，工作(🏊)(zuò )於白鳥(niǎ(🔊)o )寶石精(jīng )品(👟)店，表面上看(✈)似很受公(gō(🗓)ng )司重用(yòng )，但(🦋)事(shì )實上她(😅)(tā )只(🕌)是被公司利(🕦)用來替寶石(🔭)(shí )做宣傳(chuán )的花瓶(píng )， 這點(diǎn )她自己也很(💶)清楚，目前正(💮)與公司(sī )的(🖖)會計(jì )師迅(🖤)人(rén )交往，但(👋)也沒(📙)有結婚的打(💒)算。不(bú )論在(👛)工(gōng )作上或(🚲)(huò )是私生活(🀄)都相當不安(😌)的明莉， 因(yī(🔙)n )為不想(xiǎng )讓(🐙)家鄉(🍢)(xiāng )的父母(mǔ(👪) )擔心，所以也(⏪)都沒有說出(🐵)(chū )自己的(de )煩(🌸)惱。 故事描(miá(💬)o )写一名患上(📮)肺病的女子(🤲)与(yǔ(📐) )一名犹(yóu )太(🍢)裔男(nán )演员(⏰)的(de )恋爱被战(🚾)争粉碎。由于这(zhè )故事却(què )间(⚡)接令(lìng )到上(🗂)了(le )年纪的丽(💌)莎与年轻的(🐫)导演森美相(💮)(xiàng )遇(🈹)。森(sēn )美只爱(🚌)(ài )电影，无论(🦓)如何也决不(📼)会接手打(dǎ(😚) )理父母(mǔ )所(😢)经营(yíng )的唱(🚴)碟商店。这商(🌀)店曾(🧗)经多次亏(kuī(🔖) )蚀，他(tā )父母(🤵)几(jǐ )经辛苦(✈)(kǔ )才在不久(🚕)之前再次开(🦁)门营(yíng )业。要(🐮)(yào )完成当(dā(♌)ng )导演(😺)的(de )美梦，森美(😕)必须按惯例(👤)制(zhì )作第一(🎯)(yī )部短片(piàn )。他短(duǎn )片的主题(⛰)是他最喜爱(㊙)的片(piàn )种：(🔢)战(zhàn )前的电(👌)(diàn )影。只(zhī )是(🤯)，他并(🥝)不晓得这简(🤵)单的＂程序(🧒)(xù )＂却成(ché(🍚)ng )了他人(rén )生(🌸)历程的起步(🛷)点…… 印度(🎮)拉其普(pǔ )特(🦆)邦，世(🎫)代武(wǔ )士的(🕖)特昂与渴望(👪)成为武士的(🗓)十几(jǐ )岁儿(🆑)子(zǐ )平静机(🕹)(jī )械的生(shē(💛)ng )活着。 The villains from the popular animated Disney films are gathered at the House of Mouse with plans to take over. Soon, the villains take over the house and kick out Mickey, Donald and Goofy. It's all up to Mickey and his friends to overthrow evil and return the House of Mouse to normal--or as close to normal as it get's.