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卡门（玛鲁施卡(💓)(kǎ(🆗) )•(👈)迪(👒)特(📱)马斯 Maruschka Detmers 饰）找(zhǎo )到在医(🔚)院(🌧)住院的(de )伯(bó )父戈达尔（让(ràng )-吕(lǚ )克(📺)•戈达尔 Jean-Luc Godard 饰），借口(⚾)和(📏)朋(🍠)友(🐓)(yǒ(🍑)u )拍(pāi )摄电影向他要海边的别墅住。戈(gē )达(dá )尔状态(🐓)怪(💜)诞(👋)，呆(❌)(dā(🦏)i )在医院里盼望着(zhe )生(🚌)病(🎐)边(📔)写作，一(yī )边(biān )又渴望着能有拍片的机会，同(tóng )意(yì )了卡(⏩)门(💆)的(📢)要(😠)求(🛹)(qiú )。卡门在一场银行(háng )抢(qiǎng )劫中结识了(le )警(jǐng )察(chá(🍿) )约(🎲)瑟(🔒)夫(🕠)，两(❣)人搏斗后竟然互生(shē(🥓)ng )好(🚦)(hǎo )感相恋。卡门带(dài )约瑟夫来到了海(🧟)(hǎi )边(biān )的别墅里。不(🥡)(bú(🌀) )久(⏹)(jiǔ(🗺) )卡(🍒)门对约瑟夫慢慢冷淡，约瑟(sè )夫(fū )却越来越离不开(🤫)卡(🐞)门(👎)，几(😒)次(🥟)纠缠(chán )无(wú )果后他(🃏)在(😋)卡(💯)门(mén )的(de )一次抢劫行动中(zhōng )杀死了她。而(ér )伯(bó )父(fù )戈达(⌚)尔(💄)却(⌛)莫(🏄)名(🔤)其妙地被卷入了(le )这(zhè )场案件之中。而(ér )在平行世(🍚)界(🤾)的(🍪)另(🍽)(lì(📲)ng )一(yī )段，小提琴(qín )手(shǒ(👝)u )克(🆑)(kè )莱尔正安静地演奏弦乐四重奏(zò(🎡)u )...... A young girl is captured as a hostage by a band of criminals on the run and after being raped by one of the captors, starts to fall in love with him 警(jǐng )界的秘密武器(🔵)，在(🐪)林(💲)立(👌)的(🏧)高楼间(jiān )低(dī )飞穿梭，火力(lì )足(zú )以轰掉半个城市(🥠)。一(📊)群(🎼)警(🏮)界(🚚)败(bài )类(lèi )，企图利用(😓)它(🚩)作(🌈)不法勾当，驾驶(shǐ )法(fǎ )兰克因知情而(ér )被(bèi )诬陷追杀，他(💲)决(🐇)(jué(🦒) )定(🌒)突(🏣)破重围，扫(sǎo )荡(dàng )罪犯。 A widow deals with the resentment her young son feels toward his new stepfather in this tale of love and family. When 12 y/o Christopher's mother Sarah marries the man who accidentally killed her husband, the young boy, seeks comfort in the love from a wild pony. Sarah bans her son from having any more contact with the animal but her new husband, seeking approval from Christopher, decides to purchase the pony against her wishes. 《马库巴性经》Macumba Sexual 西班牙(yá )传(chuá(🧑)n )奇(💴)色(⏫)导(🤽)Jess Franco1983年(👩)的一(yī )部(bù )，这老鸭嫩(🙈)的(🏼)拍(pāi )过(guò )180多部色情片(piàn )，用(yòng )过几十(🚘)个化名.... Childhood friends Tommy and Tuppence meet in London after having served in World War I. Recently "demobed", short of money, and with no job prospects, they decide to become adventurers for hire. Soon, they are employed by the British Government to locate a secret treaty signed before the war. 美丽正直的(🏈)纪(🕰)律(😅)(lǜ(📿) )检(🏩)(jiǎn )查干部姜钟琪（霍秀 饰）一早来(lái )到(dào )在菜市(🌐)场(🕡)当(🔭)经(🍎)(jī(🥫)ng )理(lǐ )的哥哥姜维平(🚚)（(🍂)铁(💂)牛 饰）的办(bàn )公(gōng )室，原来纪委接到两封检举信，一(yī )封(🏉)检(Ⓜ)举(🌞)水(🧗)产(🚔)组(zǔ )营(yíng )业员李晓青（陈(chén )烨 饰）收受顾(gù )客(🦅)(kè(💴) )的(🎐)(de )华(🔔)侨(🤚)券，一封时李晓晴检举(👋)水(🗺)(shuǐ(🍽) )产(chǎn )大组长孙水康(kāng )（迟重瑞 饰）在批(pī )发(fā )过程(🍛)中(🏰)弄(🍏)虚(😴)作(🐀)(zuò )假(jiǎ )开后门。晓晴和水康都是菜市(shì )场(chǎng )的先进(🚰)工(😚)作(📷)者(🎒)，钟(🅿)琪还是水康的(de )男(ná(🕸)n )朋(🍅)友(🦁)，因此钟(zhōng )琪(qí )认为这里面可能存在一些误会(huì )。菜市场(🖌)开(🤜)市(⬜)，顾(🐷)客(🤙)们因为买不到(dào )水(shuǐ )产大吵大闹。钟(zhōng )琪近距离对(🤦)两(🎿)个(🗒)(gè(🎟) )人展开了解和(hé )调(dià(👭)o )查(👙)(chá(🌧) )，而晓青因为钟琪和经理以及(jí )水(shuǐ )康的关系而心存(cú(🦑)n )顾(♍)虑(💄)，刻(💯)意与之(zhī )保(bǎo )持距离。 Rémi Chauveau, dix ans, vit au sein d’une famille désunie. Il fait d’abord l’expérience d’un pensionnat austère puis celle d’une nounou autoritaire et abusive. Adolescent, il se retrouve commis-boucher à Paris. Le samedi, il fait des "petites bêtises" qui le conduisent parfois en prison. Un jour, il rencontre l’(🍌)amour de sa vie... 萨(🍢)穆(🗡)埃(😧)尔(🌘)(ěr )·戛德莱纳一家搬(🌁)到(📝)人烟稀少、交(jiāo )通(tōng )不便的魁北克(kè )北(běi )部开垦荒地(🕠)，萨(🐛)穆(👹)埃(🎈)尔(🐼)的大女(nǚ )儿(ér )玛丽娅是母亲的好帮手，一直帮(bāng )助(👷)(zhù(🐯) )母(👔)亲(🤢)料理家务(wù )，照顾弟弟(❤)和(🔥)妹(🧞)妹(mèi )。邻居欧特洛(luò )普(pǔ )爱(ài )着美丽的玛丽娅，鼓起勇气(🕚)向(🏝)(xià(🦑)ng )她(🐰)(tā )求婚，但玛丽娅(yà )并不喜欢他。玛(mǎ )丽(lì )娅同年轻(👡)英(🐟)俊(⛎)(jun4 )的(🗽)(de )弗(🍼)朗索瓦一见钟情，为了(🤣)攒(🔩)到(dào )足(zú )够结婚的钱，弗朗索瓦告别玛丽(lì )娅(yà )，到林场(🐕)去(🍯)工(🔇)(gō(🎳)ng )作(🥦)(zuò )。美国富商罗朗索也倾心于玛(mǎ )丽(lì )娅，他向玛丽(💛)娅(🌨)求(💀)婚(😬)，并向她许(xǔ )诺(nuò )，会让(👫)她(🕢)过(📂)上(shàng )舒(shū )适的生活。在这(zhè )种诱惑下，玛(mǎ )丽(lì )娅(yà )犹豫(🚇)了(🦌)。圣(🆑)诞(🎀)节前下起了暴风(fēng )雪(xuě )，从林场冒雪归(guī )来试图与(🕡)玛(📤)丽(🈴)娅(🚱)(yà(🚶) )团(tuán )聚的弗朗索瓦(wǎ(🛒) )雪(📬)(xuě )原中迷了路，最终被冻死。这(zhè )时(shí )玛丽娅的母亲也因(🚀)病(🍣)去(💼)世(🔏)，萨(❌)穆(mù )埃(āi )尔对女儿讲叙(xù )了(le )她母亲勤劳而坚强的(🌿)一(🐛)生(🥦)，受(🏷)(shòu )到(dào )感(gǎn )动的玛丽(🐁)娅(🈴)放(📎)弃了去美国追求(qiú )荣(róng )华富贵的念头(tóu )，她接受了欧特(🌋)洛(🛄)(luò(🍸) )普(🏣)的求婚，同(tóng )家(jiā )人(rén )呆在了一起。