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In this fast-paced, surrealistic comedy, a group of bizarrely made-up urban terrorists spend most of their time watching television rather than going out and about -- as they believe the danger of capture is too great. Aside from the odd make-up they are wearing, they may not have done anything to warrant anyone's attention. In one recurring joke, one of the male terrorists is interrupted every time he almost succeeds in telling one of the female terrorists that he loves her. Certain other jokes play on the obviousness of the filmmaking procedure used, as when a taxi driver who never looks at the road but only at his fares never has an accident. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide 平(🎮)(píng )面(🚋)模特陈美(mě(🏧)i )诗Macy（(🥪)贾晓(xiǎo )晨 饰）自(🕧)小就有(yǒu )阴阳眼(🥅)，能够看见(jiàn )鬼魂(🥫)，她常(cháng )年和死去(🗺)(qù )的奶奶的鬼魂(🤖)住(zhù )在一(yī )起。这(⛺)天，Macy和(⛳)其他几个模(💳)(mó )特(🦀)拍摄一(yī )组(🐢)僵尸(👄)主题(tí )的照片，摄(🔇)影师Roman（李灿森(sē(🚯)n ) 饰）苦于(yú )找不(😒)到灵感，于是老(lǎ(💖)o )板King少（彭(péng )敬慈(✡) 饰）和(hé )当红模特(tè(🌠) )Chelsea（孟瑶 饰）(🔱)等一(👿)(yī )行人前往(🔷)(wǎng )荒(🧑)僻的东(dōng )龙(🗜)岛拍(💜)摄。岛上，无(wú )所事(🍏)事的沙(shā )胆威(wē(🦎)i )（郭(guō )晋安 饰）(⏯)等警员(yuán )迎来了(😾)新(xīn )任领导徐(xú(🐐) )督察（谷祖(zǔ )琳(🆒) 饰）(🅾)，徐督察性格(😹)强硬(📋)(yìng )，指(zhǐ )令警(🈺)(jǐng )员(🍴)们严格执法，可在(✝)(zài )这平和小(xiǎo )岛(🤝)上犯罪本(běn )就是(💞)稀有(yǒu )事件。Macy等人(📸)登岛(dǎo )后，警员(yuá(😈)n )们颇为兴奋，但很快(kuà(📩)i )怪事频发(fā(✡) )，空气(🖱)中时(shí )常出(🔕)现令(😏)(lìng )人难耐的(🕰)臭气(🍠)，继之警员(yuán )发现(🚰)了僵(jiāng )尸的踪迹(🗜)。原来东龙(lóng )岛上(🆚)有King少的(de )祖先(xiān )之(🦆)墓(mù )，其祖因受诅(🎋)咒变为僵尸(shī )王(🚳)，此刻(🍳)(kè )正是僵尸(🖊)王(wá(🐿)ng )重返人间(jiā(😞)n )作乱(🚆)的时机…… 故事(🍾)(shì )发生(shēng )在法国(🥕)北部一个以鹅(é(🖌) )卵石覆盖(gài )的海(🎱)滩而出(chū )名的度(🤠)假(jiǎ )胜地，玛莉是在(zà(🍎)i )一家鹅卵(luǎ(🎈)n )石加(🤴)工厂工作的(🤷)工人(⛲)(rén )，由于整(zhě(🍥)ng )个小(🕊)镇在冬(dōng )季就空(🕎)无(wú )一人，只有在(💵)夏(xià )季才游人(ré(✡)n )如织。因(yīn )此，她的(🏔)工(gōng )作和生活(huó(🦀) )全靠夏季时(shí )来(🛋)此(cǐ(🏡) )度假(jiǎ )游玩(📬)的人(🛷)在此消费的(🏪)多少(⚾)(shǎo )维持…… 本片(🌓)是以地(dì )球人与(🚀)瓦(wǎ )肯人的“第一(🔡)类(lèi )接触(chù )”事(shì(🍮) )件为背景，将重心(🥉)放(fàng )在《星际(jì )迷航之(🙏)下一(yī )代》电(🕚)视(shì(🔸) )系列剧中的(🌂)大敌(🧙)(dí )『博格人(💂)(rén )』(🔶)。 素以阴险，狡诈(zhà(🚌) )而闻名的(de )“沙漠之(🚵)狐(hú )”德军陆(lù )军(📘)之帅隆美尔，在撒(🕋)哈拉(lā )沙漠率领(💜)(lǐng )他的北非军(jun1 )团(😓)取得(🍁)赫(hè )赫战功(🌕)，从旷(⏳)日(rì )持久(jiǔ(🚥) )的拉(🏔)锯战反过手来，使(📽)英(yīng )国第8军团(tuá(⭕)n )节节后退，取得战(🚖)场(chǎng )主动权。 薇卡(😞)（苏菲•玛(mǎ )索(🥣) 饰）是个13岁的女孩(hái )，不同于(yú )班(💝)上的(🐼)其他(tā )同学(🔒)父母(🗡)(mǔ )离异的状(🏓)况，她(🥜)(tā )拥有一个(gè )完(🦋)整的家(jiā )庭，虽然(🤮)她(tā )总是觉得(dé(👕) )被母亲忽略(luè )，伴(🛬)随青(qīng )春期到来(🏥)的，除(chú )却敏感的(🤭)(de )对父(🤡)母之(zhī )爱的(⛽)需要(👭)，还有对异(yì(✏) )性情(🎖)感的渴望。然而(é(🏯)r )，父母的感情出现(😼)了裂痕(hén )，母亲与(🧐)(yǔ )薇卡的德语(yǔ(🧐) )老师燃起(qǐ )了爱(😂)火花；而在(zài )舞会上认(rèn )识的拉(💋)乌尔(😌)，让她感(gǎn )受(🎼)到初(😙)恋(liàn )的美好(✔)同时(😷)(shí )也领会了(le )爱情(🏟)的伤害。 Basedworld starring brandon "lil b" mccartney is a unique expose on the bay area rapper as he navigates his way through the world living the positive "based" lifestyle. After hitting the top of the charts as a 15 year old with his group the pack and the "vans song" the pack went into obscurity as another record label casualty. Abandoned by the record industry we watch as lil b resurrects his career at the young age of 19 by recording thousands of songs starting 150 myspace pages and amassing thousands devoted fans, becoming one of the most sought after new media entertainers in the world. This is an uplifting story of hope and perseverance and shines a light on one of america's brightest new stars. Kelvin "Kelley" Morse and Jasper Arnold become involved in a car race and accidentally damage a restaurant owned by Samantha Cavanaugh's parents. Both are sentenced to perform community service by repairing the damage. Although Kelley comes from a wealthy family and Jasper's parents are working-class, they soon find themselves fighting over the same girl, Samantha. While Jasper and Samantha have been dating publicly for years, in secret, Kelley and Samantha begin to spend time together. They soon find that they have more in common than they imagined, and they fall in love. Eventually, Jasper learns of their interlude and doesn't like it. During a trip to Kelley's home in Boston, Kelley reveals to Samantha that his mother killed herself. Samantha brings Kelley into the house and they sleep together. In the morning, after Sam makes Kelley breakfast, Kelley's father arrives and informs him he must attend college early and give up his fling with Samantha. Upon returning to the small town, Samantha's parents soon learn that their daughter's osteosarcoma has relapsed, which was initially discovered after a track injury, and now has only a few months to live. Samantha tells Kelley that she thinks everyone has their own heaven and it is made of a combination of all the things we loved in life. She says that his mother has Kelley with her in her heaven. When Kelley learns the awful truth, he must decide if he should obey his father's wishes and go to college or stay by the side of the first girl he's ever loved. In the end he returns to be with Samantha during her final months of life. At her funeral, Kelley recites a passage from a poem he and Sam loved. The film closes with a shot of Samantha running through a field in her version of heaven. "1944年(nián )，德国(👍)纳(nà )粹战败前(qiá(📺)n )夕。为保护(hù )人类(👛)所共(gòng )有的艺术(😿)瑰(guī )宝免遭恶(è(🏤) )意损(🛶)毁，罗斯福(fú(🕳) )总统(🥐)授意(yì )成立(🐢)一支(🔺)(zhī )盟军夺宝队(duì(🚬) )，该队伍(wǔ )由弗兰(🍱)克·斯托(tuō )克教(🕋)(jiāo )授（乔治·克(🖥)鲁尼 George Clooney 饰）领(lǐng )军(🍱)，网罗(luó )了詹姆斯·格兰杰（马特(⤵)·达(📢)蒙 Matt Damon 饰）、理(➕)查德(🌠)(dé )·坎贝尔(🌆)（比(🦉)尔·默(mò )瑞 Bill Murray 饰）(🏍)、沃尔特·加(jiā(⌛) )菲尔德（约翰·(👐)古德曼 John Goodman 饰(shì )）等(🚒)散落(luò )在各界的(🛠)(de )艺术领域精(jīng )英(🔊)人才(🥝)。德国人全线(🏯)(xiàn )溃(😏)逃，夺(duó )宝队(🏉)一路(🐴)追踪，挽救了不(bú(🔶) )少珍贵文(wén )物。当(🕕)他们(men )抵达巴黎(lí(🌠) )时，见到了曾在(zà(🛶)i )德国(guó )人麾下管(🤹)理艺术品的法国(guó )国家博物(wù )馆(🖕)雇员(🏽)克莱(lái )尔·(🥨)西蒙(🔡)(méng )（凯特·(🦈)布兰(🥌)切(qiē )特 Cate Blanchett 饰），在她(🎅)的协助下得以令(🧜)(lìng )无数的瑰(guī )宝(☝)物归原主(zhǔ )。这是(🌐)一(yī )场关系着人(🌶)类遗(yí )产的战争(🚑)(zhēng )，争(💡)分夺(duó )秒，不(🤴)容喘(🔑)(chuǎn )息……"