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Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels. 贾(🚊)似真（蒋光(guāng )超(chāo ) 饰(shì )）有三(💨)个如花似玉的女儿，一家人在(🌥)花都夜(yè )总(zǒng )会(huì )靠(kào )卖(mà(🍆)i )艺(yì )维生。然而贾似真却并不(🙂)珍(😝)惜父女情谊，而(ér )是(shì )将(jiāng )全(❎)(quán )部的心思和金钱都花在了(🕎)一位(wèi )舞(wǔ )女(nǚ )身上。姐妹三(🏿)人(🍿)多次规劝都起不到作用，一(yī(🗣) )怒(nù )之(zhī )下(xià )，她(tā )们(men )决定离(🕵)开父亲，另谋生活。 肃杀之夜，医(🔞)生(shēng )威(wēi )廉(lián )·本森（Stelio Candelli 饰）驱(🏀)车走在蜿蜒曲折(shé )的(de )山(shān )路(🥐)上，赶往一个人生地不熟的地(🎟)方出诊。路(lù )上(shàng )他(tā )遇(yù )见(jià(📧)n )一(yī )起车祸，美丽女子苏珊·(🧔)史密斯（Rita Calderoni 饰）驾驶(shǐ )的(de )汽(qì(⛪) )车(chē )撞在路旁，苏珊则昏迷不(😾)醒(🙎)。为(wéi )了(le )寻找援手，威廉来到附(📮)近一座阴森古旧的城(chéng )堡(bǎ(🐠)o )，在(zài )里(lǐ )面(miàn )见(jiàn )到许多诡(🌒)异的影像。突然，盛装华丽的苏珊(🍢)(shān )出(chū )现(xiàn )在他面前，并表现(😠)出极大的热情(qíng )与(yǔ )爱(ài )意(📍)。威廉完全找不到头绪，任凭苏珊(🔪)摆布。 A writer for a pop culture magazine needs to come up with a "killer" story about online dating to save her job. After catching her shackup partner in bed with a bimbo from the marina she is a candidate for a new relationship. Her office buddies convince her to post her own .jpg and get into the cyberdating game. So, will she find a fulfilling relationship via email or could her true love be right under her nose? 阿(ā )里(lǐ )斯(sī )塔(tǎ )雷(lé(😼)i )恩90年代的电影代表作. 《世界上(🦎)的某个地方》无(wú )疑(yí )是具有(✅)传(🎐)奇色彩的一部阿根廷影(yǐng )片(🥇)(piàn ), 不(bú )仅因为它的影片质量(🎨)和艺术性上乘, 而且因为(wéi )它(⬇)(tā )独(dú )一(yī )无(wú )二(èr )的(de )传奇经(🔄)历. 1992年, 阿根廷电影协会本来把(🙌)此片作为(wéi )参(cān )赛(sài )影片角(🛍)逐当年的奥斯卡最佳外语(yǔ )片(🌈)(piàn )奖(jiǎng ), 但后来考虑到影片题(💔)材敏感等问题临时改变(biàn )决(🎉)(jué )定(dìng )由(yóu )另(lìng )一(yī )部作品(🌅)取(🎿)代。导演一气之下决定去他妻(🕺)子的(de )国(guó )家(jiā )乌拉圭作为乌(🐂)拉圭的官方参赛作(zuò )品(pǐn )，因(🕰)为他妻子的国籍是乌拉圭而且(🆒)参与了小部(bù )分(fèn )影(yǐng )片(pià(🍛)n )的(de )编(biān )剧。后来这部完全由阿(🤐)根廷国籍的导演，演员(yuán )和(hé )主(🚉)(zhǔ )创人员拍摄，却代表乌拉圭(💛)参赛(sài )的(de )影片真的入围了最(🏊)后的角逐，而可笑的那部临(lí(🌂)n )时(🎷)(shí )更(gèng )换(huàn )的(de )阿(ā )根廷参赛(🥌)作品却落选了。这让奥斯卡最(📞)佳外(wài )语(yǔ )片(piàn )评委会感到(⏱)很难办，影片确实优(yōu )秀(xiù )，但如(🏢)果把奖颁给它就违反了一部(💜)影片只能代(dài )表(biǎo )大(dà )多(duō(🍁) )数(shù )主(zhǔ )创人员国籍的国家参(📭)赛的规定等于默许了这类(lè(🔘)i )事(shì )件(jiàn )，所以最后评委会还(🖍)是以种种(zhǒng )理(lǐ )由(yóu )把奖给(🏂)了(🍂)另一部影片，虽然实际上这部(🎲)影片才(cái )是(shì )其(qí )中(zhōng )最(zuì(⚓) )好(hǎo )的一部。导演一气之下，决(🥀)定永远不在美国(guó )发(fā )行(háng )本(📥)片，而从此奥斯卡组委会也因(💀)(yīn )此(cǐ )修(xiū )改了规则使外语(😢)片的上报过程更透明和严格(gé(🏀) )化(huà )。而(ér )本(běn )片(piàn )也成为奥(🔮)斯卡历史上唯一的一部曾代(🔫)表两个不(bú )同(tóng )国(guó )家的官(📀)方(👋)作品角逐最佳外语片(piàn )的(de )电(💰)(diàn )影. 前生 Michael (or Fresh as he's well known) is a 12-year-old drug pusher who lives in a crowded house with his cousins and aunt. His father has become a street bum,but still meets with fresh on occasion to play chess. Fresh is rather quiet in a crazy world. Fresh' sister is a junkie who sleeps with the dealers that fresh sells for. As the story progresses Fresh realizes that he doesn't want to sell drugs anymore, he wants revenge. Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels. 教师马丁制定了一(🚲)个完美的杀人计划，以(yǐ )此(cǐ(🔌) )来(lái )获(huò )得(dé )受害者要捐献的(💀)器官，这一切都是为了拯救(jiù(📘) )自(zì )己(jǐ )身患绝症的妻子。 Bob the Tomato is surprised to find Larry the Cucumber in a book club with Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus and Jerry Gourd. They're reading "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain. Well, not the book itself. Bob is dismayed to find they're all just reading notes about the book. Even that was a waste of time, Mr. Lunt decides, when it turns out the dramatized story of the day is "Huckleberry Larry and Tomato Sawyer." The story proves to be a very veggie version of the classic tale. Larry plays Huckleberry Larry, who wants to build a turkey jerky theme park. Bob is Tomato Sawyer who dreams anachronistically of a career in income tax preparation. Big Jim is a sweet-natured but intimidatingly large yellow gourd on the lam. Clark Wayne is the narrator, looking simultaneously like Mark Twain and Col. Sanders. The moral of the story comes from James 4:17: "If you know what is right to do, but you do not do it, you sin."