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北(😥)(běi )京时(shí )间9月7日早，美(🛵)国当地时(🐃)间6日晚，第29届MTV音(🍨)乐录影带(💗)颁奖礼(MTV Video Music Awards)在(🗳)洛杉矶举行。以下为获(✳)奖名单：(📔)
Lord George of Ponsonby is in love with his glamorous maid, Mathilde, but she runs off with a romantic travelling Minstrel in search of a cure for the plague. An hilarious tale of sex and death, the film is the debut of Director Cal McCrystal who has been described as 'The brains behind some of the funniest theatre in Britain these past five years'.
The President of the United States has been bitten by a werewolf and is loose on the streets of Washington on a killing rampage! This comedy/horror/political satire is also a 'green movie,' created entirely out of recycled stock and public domain film footage culled from over one hundred grainy government instructional shorts, classroom education movies, vintage stag reels and features that have fallen out of copyright as well as from the favor of the public.
在孟(🐹)买，有一位(⛑)友善的、(🛸)怀揣演员梦的宝莱坞(🐶)电影迷--森(🚢)尼，他是一名助(🦕)(zhù )理导(dǎ(💭)o )演，却幻(huà(🕤)n )想着(zhe )成为(wé(⛏)i )明星(xīng )。然(🍀)(rán )而，每一(🚪)(yī )次(😋)试镜，他(tā(💩) )都被(bèi )草(🌿)草(cǎo )地踢(tī )出局(jú )。但(🚓)(dàn )他从(có(🎰)ng )未气(qì )馁，机缘(🧀)(yuán )巧合(hé(🤺) )下跟(gēn )随一(yī )个美(mě(✴)i )国剧(jù )组(💿)，去到拉贾斯坦(📗)邦边远的(💵)地区，拍摄(😾)一部纪录片。有一天，一(😀)个伊斯兰(💷)恐怖(💲)组织错认(🌵)森尼是美(🏳)国剧组人员，而绑架了(🍙)他。
举世闻(🚘)名的《富甲山水(🐹)图》各一半(⏱)珍藏于(yú(♿) )大陆(lù )和台(🚌)(tái )湾的(de )故(🚟)宫(gōng )博物(🥈)(wù )院(👇)，这是(shì )首(👬)次(cì )合璧(➗)(bì )在台北故宫展出(chū(🛫) )。国(guó )际上(👾)(shàng )的江(jiāng )湖大(📭)(dà )盗纷(fē(🈁)n )纷闻(wén )讯而(ér )至。来自(🚋)(zì )大洋(yá(🌫)ng )彼岸(àn )的国(guó(🐉) )际盗(dào )宝(🤸)集(jí )团派(🕵)出两名美女盗贼假扮(😰)保安人员(♒)混入(🍹)故宫盗走(💕)画卷。盗贼(🦖)得手之际恰好撞到年(🍓)轻的保安(😒)员小杰（房祖(🔓)名 饰），双(🌄)方发生了(😟)激烈搏斗。正当身手不(😢)凡的小杰(😄)终于(🏟)占了(le )上风(🔵)(fēng )要将(jiā(⤵)ng )盗贼(zéi )擒拿(ná )之际(jì(🍖) )，一(yī )名正(🥠)(zhèng )在故(gù )宫参(🚯)观的大陆(😏)游(yóu )客“英雄(xióng )救美(mě(🎚)i )”放(fàng )走了(🏓)(le )美女(nǚ )大盗(dà(➕)o )反而(ér )制(🕴)服(fú )了小(💱)(xiǎo )杰。当身(shēn )穿便(biàn )服(💁)的(de )小杰终(⛄)于让(🌵)对方相信(🔎)了自己是(🚦)保安人员，美女才是盗(🍳)贼的时候(🚵)，这名游客追悔(🙋)莫及。原来(🥪)这名叫大(🏨)海（夏雨 饰）的游客(💪)是一名来(🏊)自北(🍺)京的小区(🔔)保安。与此(📄)同时，比误(wù )放盗(dào )贼(🗾)更(gèng )“乌(wū(🌞) )龙”的事(shì )情发(💃)(fā )生了(le )，小(🐈)(xiǎo )杰被保安总部认(rè(🐴)n )为是(shì )盗(🐾)窃(qiè )集团(tuán )的(🥧)内(nèi )应，大(😬)海(hǎi )则发(🤦)(fā )现旅(lǚ )行团(tuán )的大(🏫)(dà )巴早(zǎ(🤨)o )已消(🥚)(xiāo )失，自己(🚮)(jǐ )“脱团”了(🤾)。小杰不仅要躲避警方(🐜)的追捕而(🕸)且必须要亲自(🌶)找回画卷(🍶)才能证明(💏)自己的清白；举目无(🚋)亲的大海(🔗)也“被(👳)成为”了小(🦕)杰的“同谋(🐆)”，他则是要找到他的旅(🏭)行团(tuán )才(👏)能(néng )证明(míng )自(💣)己(jǐ )的身(🛥)(shēn )份。于是(👼)(shì )，来(lái )自两(🗳)(liǎng )岸的两(🎰)名“屌丝(sī )”保(bǎ(🥉)o )安开(kāi )始(🕯)了(le )在宝(bǎ(🛒)o )岛“亡命(mìng )天涯(yá )”的(de )旅(🈂)程(chéng )......
Noel Gallagher's Nigh Flying Birds在伦(🥀)(lún )敦(🚵)O2演(yǎn )唱会(👴)(huì )的DVD。