This was one of the very first VHS tapes I hunted down. Here we have what I consider the worst film of all time. Not only is it shot on video, but the editing, padding, acting, etc. are absolutely awful. There is no part of this film of any value other than the nostalgia it brings 25 years later. The cover is classic, with Ms. Alden decked out in her nurse outfit lifting a knife with a grin across her face. This is one of the very few slipcases released from Video City Productions (most were released as clamshells) and also bares the awesome “Chop ‘em Ups” logo. But what I find so interesting is that Millard was actually able to find someone to release this thing. Between the title, goofy art, and a reputation for being one of the worst films ever, this is sure to be a great addition to any collection. - See more at:
清(qīng )朝末年(niá(💣)n )，世(🤖)道(dào )纷乱。八(♉)旗子(zǐ )弟(🛋)(dì )乌世(shì )保(📗)(bǎo )（陈(ché(🔗)n )道(dào )明 饰(shì(🚯) )）没能(néng )袭(xí )得爵(jué(💮) )位(🎾)(wèi )，终(zhōng )日(rì(🤡) )走街(jiē )串(🙁)(chuàn )巷，游(yóu )手(❄)好闲(xián )。某天(tiān )在天桥(🌓)一带，他遇见当(💸)年府上的(🥟)旗奴徐焕章(🏑)（马和平(🥡) 饰）。徐小人(🎢)得志，趾高气扬，被世保(🤹)当(⏯)街训斥，从此(😼)种下祸端(👓)。及至八国联(🈹)军杀入北(🧤)京城，徐因会(🐛)说几句日语当上侦缉(🧚)队(🕯)(duì )队长，遂公(🐧)报(bào )私仇(⛳)，将世保(bǎo )定(📇)下死(sǐ )罪(🚋)。乌(wū )妻(qī )四(😛)处(chù )奔(bēn )走，令(lìng )世保(🍷)(bǎ(📯)o )暂(zàn )脱一(yī(📄) )死(sǐ )。坐(zuò(🔂) )牢(láo )期间(jiā(🔓)n )，世保(bǎo )结(jié )识古月(yuè(🎐) )轩鼻烟(yān )儿壶制(zhì )造名(💸)家聂小轩。聂(🗝)为免手艺(📓)失传，将一身(🚀)绝学过给世保。不久，世(🍰)保(🈁)重获自由，却(🏵)得知妻子(🏌)受辱自尽，家(🎲)破人亡。最(👅)终他住进师(🦁)傅家中，与师妹柳娘（(🌀)李(🛂)殿馨 饰）共(🗯)同继(jì )承(📆)了古(gǔ )月轩(⬆)的(de )手艺…(🌩)…
太空(kōng )探(🚵)險家(jiā )賽門意(yì )外(wà(🏀)i )發(😰)現(xiàn )外(wài )星(🤣)生(shēng )物(wù(⬅) )，這(zhè )個(gè )叫(🍊)「阿(ā )諾」的(de )可愛(à(👑)i )小(xiǎo )毛怪(guài )，長的可(kě )愛(📛)又友(yǒu )善，但(🏟)(dàn )是賽門(⛪)的邪惡兄弟(🎠)Cecil卻把它綁架了，但麻煩(🚍)的(🔻)還不只於此(🐓)，受到攻擊(🚓)與威脅的「(🥓)阿諾」會(🏨)自動分裂，一(🐴)個變兩個，兩個變四個(🎐)，長(🕶)的又快又邪(🏒)惡，轉眼間(😣)平靜小鎮斥(😢)充邪惡小(📄)怪物(wù )，賽門(🅾)(mén )與「阿(ā )諾」要(yà(🐡)o )如(💕)何拯(zhěng )救小(🕴)鎮(zhèn )？...
あ(✏)るパブスナ(📹)ックに男(🦏)女(nǚ )が数人(✊)(rén )集(jí )まっていた。小林(🥉)和(hé )美（カ(🥞)ユ）、島(🏠)田末子（ゴ(🔟)ジラ）にこの店のチ(🤨)ー(🎯)ママの大塚(❕)礼子（レ(🏹)ナコ）、そ(🐚)してゴジ(✍)ラの恋人の(📋)轟裕二の面々である(🌍)。三(🅱)人は食事を(🚊)軽く取り(🚕)ながら、男(🤧)性を待っ(🍳)ていた。
故事(🚽)梗概:
A man travels to the eastern coast of Korea carrying the ashes of his deceased wife. He hopes to scatter them in a place closer to her hometown, which lies near the demilitarized zone separating North from South Korea, but along his journey he becomes burdened with the deaths of two more women who cross his path. At the same time, a nurse attempts to escort the dying chairman of a business conglomerate to his hometown, which is also located just to the north or south of the DMZ. Pursued by henchmen of the chairman's son, a politician who wants to keep his father's journey out of the press, the nurse comes across the man carrying the metaphorical "three coffins."