天下影院

图里布里奇是苏格兰(lán )乡(🗻)(xiā(📺)ng )下的(de )一个偏僻的小镇，生活在(⛎)(zà(⛸)i )镇子(zǐ )的(de )每个年轻人都试(🦀)图(🏑)离开小(xiǎo )镇，为(wéi )的是寻求(👷)更(🌗)好的发展。福(fú )特兹和(hé )内尔(🎹)、(✋)西尼三个人(rén )是从小(xiǎo )一(🎳)起(🍊)玩(wán )到大的铁哥儿们，他们(🐯)曾(🚵)(céng )多次企(qǐ )图离开这个鬼地(🚡)方(fāng )，但都(dōu )没有成(chéng )功，只好(⏪)每(💵)天无所(suǒ )事事地(dì )在街上(🐾)闲(💕)逛。一天，他们(men )三(sān )个人(rén )一(🧛)起(🚉)运送一具尸体。福特(tè )兹(zī )和(🖼)内(😤)(nèi )尔意外地在死者的手里(👈)发(🍜)(fā )现了(le )一(yī )块金子。如果卖(🍥)掉(🖊)这块金(jīn )子，他(tā )们就有了足(🐘)够(🚘)的钱可以离(lí )开小镇(zhèn )。但(🌀)是(💆)天下没有白(bái )吃的午(wǔ )餐(✅)。这(🌭)(zhè )块金子属于当地的(de )一个黑(🏐)(hēi )帮，黑(hēi )帮的人得到消息后(🆔)(hò(🐬)u )，开始(shǐ )寻找他(tā )们三个人(🚂)。而(🎉)这时(shí )，他们(men )已经离开了小(🍱)镇(🐩)。在路上(shàng )，三人(rén )经历的车祸(🤾)使(🤩)他们意识到(dào )自(zì )己已(yǐ(🎽) )经(🧥)陷入了危险之中，他们(men )必须(👮)(xū(💀) )靠(kào )自己保住自己的小命。 Southern California 1897: While Dumas [Mark Bedell] is in the parlor cleaning his gun, his sister Roxanne [Kennedy Johnston] is in the bedroom being seduced by the lusty vampiress, Diana Ruthven [Glori-Anne Gilbert]. When Dumas finally puts down his gun and checks on Roxanne, he finds her bed empty. Suspecting that Roxanne has been spirited away by vampires, Dumas consults with Padre Jacinto [Paul Naschy]. Arming himself with a cross, a bottle of holy water, and a Bible, the Padre and Dumas set off to find the vampires' sanctuary. There they find Roxanne, stake Diana, and stab Lord Ruthven with a silver dagger as he lies in his coffin. Padre takes this as a sign from God and vows to fight against such evil until it is eradicated from the world. 故(💩)(gù(🤗) )事发(fā )生(shēng )在伦敦一所破(🚷)旧(⏺)的公寓中(zhōng )，那里(lǐ )住着三(🕉)个(🥢)年轻人——AK（尤(yóu )金·哈(hā(💻) )茨 Eugene Hutz 饰）、霍利（赫(hè )丽·威(🍩)(wē(🎧)i )斯顿 Holly Weston 饰(shì )）和朱丽叶特（(⛳)薇(😺)(wēi )琪·麦(mài )克卢尔(ěr ) Vicky McClure 饰）(🥪)。AK拥(🚺)有着成为(wéi )摇滚巨(jù )星的梦(⏪)想(🏗)，同时，醉心于(yú )霍(huò )利的(de )他(🍷)希(👑)望某一日能够得到后(hòu )者(🥈)(zhě(🛍) )的垂(chuí )青，而热爱芭蕾舞的霍(🕔)利(🌈)(lì )一心(xīn )做(zuò )着进入皇家(🈷)芭(⌚)蕾舞团成为(wéi )职业(yè )舞(wǔ(🤤) )者(🔫)的美梦。朱丽叶特则希(xī )望有(🥣)一(yī )天能够远赴非洲，帮助那(😡)(nà(📐) )里的贫(pín )困儿童。 Leonard Kirtman ....(as John Kirkland) 发生在地(🐻)(dì(📃) )中海一(yī )个岛上(shàng )的喜剧故(🍝)事，一个(gè )收集各(gè )式各样杂(🙄)物(🍠)的人寻求音乐(lè )上的救(jiù(🕸) )赎(🏐)。 Sci-fi is a rapidly changing genre. It loses impact even more rapidly than horror. Therefore it's virtually impossible to see a sci-fi movie from the past (from the pre-space period, i.e. late 50s) that isn't laughable in some sense. First serious sci-fi epics appeared in the very early 50s, and bearing in mind the first space yarn was filmed by Melies in 1902, we get about 50 years of sci-fi without the very basic concepts of space travel. Where The Trip To The Moon can be dismissed as a funny experiment, The Trip To Mars cannot. This is a serious film. The makers didn't know about weightlessness or the absence of atmosphere in space, plus about a hundred more things we know today. That was the period, when everybody was raving about the channels on Mars, so they naturally assumed there was intelligent life on that planet. Melies shows frogmen and other strange creatures on the Moon; in 1924 there appears the still popular tinfoil dress for Martians in Russian film Aelita. So, in between, we get the Egypto-Greek fairy-tale world of this film: wise old priests being wise; and virgins prancing around, praising virtue in the world, where virtue obviously is as normal and unnoticeable as metabolism. Enter the Earthlings, introducing death and sin. Well, nothing spectacular follows: they soon are "cured" and learn the ways of the righteous. This film is a total orgy of enjoyment. The double feature released by the Danish Film Institute (together with a disaster film from 1916, The End Of The World) boosts their usual superior quality. The Danes began storing and archiving their films very early, so you get a very clean second generation copy from a period when most of US films withdrawn from circulation went to the glue or comb factory. It's a pity this film with so many different locations isn't color tinted. The rather uninspired piano accompaniment, another trade mark of the series from the DFI, tends to grow a bit tedious too. But nevertheless, a remarkable film and something you can show to your friends without being afraid that they'll think you're a weirdo.