Squanto: A Warrior's Tale
Bob the Tomato is surprised to find Larry the Cucumber in a book club with Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus and Jerry Gourd. They're reading "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain. Well, not the book itself. Bob is dismayed to find they're all just reading notes about the book. Even that was a waste of time, Mr. Lunt decides, when it turns out the dramatized story of the day is "Huckleberry Larry and Tomato Sawyer." The story proves to be a very veggie version of the classic tale. Larry plays Huckleberry Larry, who wants to build a turkey jerky theme park. Bob is Tomato Sawyer who dreams anachronistically of a career in income tax preparation. Big Jim is a sweet-natured but intimidatingly large yellow gourd on the lam. Clark Wayne is the narrator, looking simultaneously like Mark Twain and Col. Sanders. The moral of the story comes from James 4:17: "If you know what is right to do, but you do not do it, you sin."
Phillip and Dieter nearly suffocate hiding their sexual identity in the face of puritanical small town values. Joined by a mysterious German relative, the three misfits escape to the big city searching for a place to belong.
萨(🐎)比娜（Giovanna Mezzogiorno 乔(🙈)(qiáo )凡娜(nà )•(♌)梅佐乔尔(🤳)诺 饰）和(hé )弗朗(🍗)科（Alessio Boni 阿莱(🏝)索•邦尼 饰(shì )）是一(⏰)对(duì )情侣(🐍)，两人同为(wé(🔇)i )演员。对(duì(🖼) )于工作(zuò )和男友(㊙)萨(sà )比娜(📝)都很(hěn )满意，这让她的(🐔)(de )生活备感(🐄)(gǎn )惬意。但这(🐈)一切(🔯)(qiē )很(🌙)快被打(dǎ )乱了，夜(🔄)晚的噩(è(🚕) )梦惊扰了(🚘)(le )萨比娜的思(✏)绪，同时她(🐯)发(fā )现自己已怀(🚁)有身(🔠)(shēn )孕(🚐)。
Ranch hand Rocklin arrives in town to start his new job but his employer has been murdered and the locals don't seem too friendly.
德高(gāo )望重的议员（(🙉)维(wéi )托里(🚄)(lǐ )奥·卡布(🍋)里奥利 Vittorio Caprioli 饰(💷)）有一(yī )个不(bú(👾) )成器的儿(🧢)子弗朗哥（阿尔弗雷(🌙)多·拜尔(🔭)亚 Alfredo Pea 饰），弗朗(🔓)哥(gē )整日(🤬)里不想着怎(zěn )样(🧗)好好学(xué(🙏) )习提升自己，脑(nǎo )袋里(🌯)尽是(shì )一(🔄)些乌(wū )七八(🖼)糟的(🙉)(de )思春(😤)念头(tóu )，这令(lìng )议(🎒)员感到(dà(🤸)o )十分苦恼(🧛)(nǎo )。
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二(🐌)(èr )十年前(🖲)有(yǒu )“黄金(jī(✉)n )右脚”之(zhī(🔱) )称，但因(yīn )一场被(🏅)(bèi )师(🔤)兄强(📼)雄(xióng )设计陷害(hài )的比(😴)赛而断了(🕶)右(yòu )脚自此(🎼)名(míng )誉扫(🌘)地的明锋（吴孟(👘)达）偶然(🎟)认识了有惊(jīng )人脚(jiǎ(🥧)o )力的(de )星（(🍦)周星驰），说(🍩)服(fú )了对(🛵)(duì )方练习足球参(🀄)加不久(jiǔ(😟) )会举(jǔ )行(🐰)的全国超级(🎂)杯足球(qiú(🍒) )大赛，星(xīng )找(🌚)来曾(🙊)一同(🐦)在少(shǎo )林寺习武(📄)(wǔ )的一帮(➡)师兄弟，并(🗡)唤醒了(le )他们(🛀)快(kuài )被平(🦆)庸生(shēng )活消磨光(🏉)(guāng )了(😤)的潜(🦍)(qián )在斗志，众人经过(guò(🎐) )历练终(zhō(🔰)ng )结成名副(fù(🤮) )其实的“少(🐶)林队”。阿梅(méi )（赵(🤔)薇）以太(🤙)极功夫制造(zào )馒头，令(🈹)(lìng )星十分(🥗)敬佩与之(zhī(➰) )成了好友(🔺)(yǒu )，但阿梅不只当(🎓)星为(wéi )好(🙏)友(yǒu )，只因(🚜)样貌奇丑而(👹)自(zì )卑一(💬)(yī )直不敢表露心(🈂)意。
纪(✂)(jì )念David Carradine第二弹。
在西(⏪)方，约会(huì(🍣) )强奸是犯(👜)(fàn )罪的，只是(🛒)在中(zhōng )国(🔗)，人们(men )还没有(yǒu )这(🚡)个观念(nià(🌳)n )，我们的(de )办案人(rén )员也(🐧)还没(méi )有(👏)这个观(guān )念(🍕)。中(zhōng )国人(💳)的观(guān )念中，认(rè(♏)n )为陌生人(🦔)强奸才(cái )是强奸，熟人(🐡)强奸、约(⛱)会(huì )强奸就(🚒)不(bú )算 强(🥎)奸。可是根(gēn )据法(🙂)律，根据妇(👏)女权益保(🧣)护法(fǎ )，凡(fá(㊙)n )是违背女(🥌)性意愿，采(cǎi )取胁(👡)(xié )迫(🌒)手段进行性行为(🛶)的(de )，就是强(🥠)奸，不论强(🕗)奸者(zhě )是陌(❓)生人(rén )还(🏙)是熟人。并且(qiě )据(📞)西方有(yǒ(🔜)u )关统计(jì )，在强奸(jiān )案(⛺)中，80是(shì )熟(🔶)人强(qiáng )奸。有(🐶)个(gè )美国(🐟)影片(piàn )《界线(xiàn )规(💋)则》（RULES），讲(😘)的(de )就是约会强奸。很多(♍)熟人(rén )强(🕎)奸因强奸者(📩)的(de )权势地(👩)位(wèi )，被强奸女子(♌)碍(ài )于情(🤹)面、害怕(🤛)遭人非议而(🐐)不报(bào )案(🧘)，因此强奸犯罪被(👈)包藏(🔲)(cáng )下来(lái )。这种强(🏇)奸不报，结(🍭)(jié )果就是(🏑)熟人强奸者(✳)有恃无(wú(🔛) )恐。因此(cǐ )西方女(🚕)权主义提(⏬)(tí )倡将事情(qíng )说出来(⛹)(lái )，并鼓励(🌿)(lì )被强奸者(🏭)(zhě )把自己(🐇)(jǐ )被强奸的(de )事情(📋)说出(chū )来(⛹)。说(shuō )出来是反(fǎn )强奸(🏚)的战(zhàn )斗(🔻)方式，因为说(⚡)(shuō )就是揭(😉)发(fā )、暴露；熟(🥀)人强(qiáng )奸(🎡)者的罪(zuì(🗃) )行因此得到(🍙)惩罚(fá )，这(🛎)才能(néng )有效打击(🕊)和遏(🔩)止熟人(rén )强奸(jiān )案发率。