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"Die schwarze Natter" shows the director with a fine example of the 'Sensationsfilm', i.e. a pulpy adventure much in the vein of the early crime serials of Feuillade and others. Two agents from different sides are working in a circus, one - the Schwarze Natter (Black Adder)- as a dancer, the other as a horseback artist. The Schwarze Natter is informed that the other is receiving information by one of the visitors this night, who is also in love with her. She is trying to get him and the information herself, making it look like the other side has her finger in this incident. But an officer of the local police had an eye on them, because some things happening before made him suspicious and starts playing his little game. A member of a counterfeiting gang gives a forged note to his daughter. When she spends it on a dress the note ends up in the hands of the secret service, who then bring the entire gang to justice. На(💍) берегу рек(🕠)и Соч(🛩)и нем(🏧)а(🤱)я тан(🌥)цовщ(⛳)ица Гизе(👆)лла з(🐶)наком(📄)ится(🛃) с Вик(🌫)тором(🏧) и влюбляется(🥒) в нег(💀)о. Каж(😾)е(👽)тся, ч(🐍)то Ви(🕶)ктор отвечает ей вз(🗳)аимн(📬)ость(🏔)ю(😖), но вс(👅)коре(🕥) танцовщ(🎉)ица обнару(🆗)жива(🤦)ет ег(🍡)о(🍘) с дру(🥃)гой. У(🍲)видев Ги(📐)зелл(👱)у в рол(🚩)и уми(🎰)рающ(🕊)его ле(🃏)бедя, в нее влю(🏴)бляе(🏔)тся (?)х(🍓)у(😉)дожн(🥂)ик Гл(⚫)инский, стремящийс(❕)я изо(🐓)браз(🙉)и(💄)ть в к(😛)арти(🦏)не смерт(🤳)ь, и использ(🦗)ует т(🐳)анцо(👮)в(🕋)щицу(📲) для о(🏥)существ(🍭)лени(⏫)я свое(🤥)го за(🗜)мысл(🛀)а. Hilde Warren, a famous actress, is impregnated by a convicted murderer and becomes plagued by visions of an extremely gaunt and sepulchral Death. Upon discovering her child is the image of its criminal father, Hilde must decide whether to allow it to live or to kill it and risk the embrace of Death himself. 中国(guó )明(🌮)代(dài )古装(🌙)历史影(yǐng )片 诗(shī(😑) )人挖目记(🐝) 前(qián )法总(📋)(zǒ(🗳)ng )理克理满(🗑)沙编剧(jù(🥐) ) 留法中国电影明(míng )星徐琥主演 前法(fǎ(☔) )总理克理(🕠)满沙在(zà(⛅)i )欧(🤣)战(zhàn )和议(🍠)既成之(zhī(🏄) )后，深痛人类残(cán )杀之(zhī )罪恶，联想所及(💧)(jí )，觉世界(🧢)实现之(zhī(🚖) )事(💚)实，皆足使(🏝)明(míng )眼人(🎮)触目伤心，退著《诗(🏐)人挖目(mù(🎎) )记》（The Veil of Happiness）一剧(🤸)，以 中国清(🐚)代装饰(shì(⛩) )出演于法国(🌆)国家(jiā )大(🏋)剧场，颇受法(fǎ )人(👚)之(zhī )欢迎(🍘)。时中(zhōng )国(📄)和(🥑)(hé )会总代(🖖)表陆(lù )征(📋)祥(xiáng )氏在法， 喜其剧(jù )情寓意深奥，嘱(zhǔ(🚨) )林纾译为(🐘)华文，题名(💑)《膜(🔕)外风光(guā(🕉)ng )》。书既发，留(🐺)(liú )法学(xué )生争往观剧(jù )，见(jiàn )演员垂辫(🔊)之状，有辱(🏁)国体，退而(📇)(é(🥝)r )大哗，举徐(🏘)琥告(gào )克(📨)氏，谓剧情所(suǒ )述(🤗)，系明代事(🐧)，不可故误。克(👹) 氏(shì )乃请(🕢)徐为顾问(📎)，命剧场以明(🏝)代古(gǔ )装(✖)出演，法人欢(huān )迎(🔹)，更见热烈(🗜)。巴黎(lí )汉(❌)蜜(🐩)莱影片(pià(😣)n )公司(sī ) （(🤮)Hamalaya Film Co.）总导演欲摄(shè )演之为影戏，聘(pìn )任徐(😒)琥为副导(📌)演(yǎn )，并请(🕝)主(♏)演剧中(zhō(🕊)ng )张怡(yí )一(🙁)角。 巴黎(lí )总领(lǐng )事廖叙时之(zhī )弟廖(lià(😩)o )世勤，及留(📷)法美(měi )术(🆓)学(🌯)生华女士(🔣)赵(zhào )庭良(💠)李福昌等，闻讯自(⏪)告奋勇，分(📩)任剧中诗春(👨)夫(fū )人、(💛)杜夫、李(❄)刚(gāng )、赵犯(🤲)诸角，历(lì(🥨) )时十余月，用费(fè(🎞)i )数十万，全(🚐)剧始(shǐ )成(👪)。出(🚢)演之日， 巴(👏)黎(lí )全市(🌲)，如中(zhōng )狂热(rè )。今本院以巨价(jià )购运来(🎓)沪，定三(sā(♈)n )月十三日(💩)开(🌍)演。凡欲认(✅)识克理满(💹)(mǎn )沙氏(shì )之政治眼光(guāng )，及(jí )领略剧中(🙇)之(zhī )哲学(🛁)(xué )意味者(🥫)，不(🐫)可不(bú )看(🐟)此明代古(😔)装历(lì )史片。静安(🌯)寺路(lù )夏(🤡)令配克戏院(🏺) 启(qǐ ) （《申(🐳)报》一九(jiǔ(🍳) )二六年三月(🗣)十一(yī )日(🗡)头版） “我的(de )手不(🎓)是我的手(🐷)。他将我引(🍤)向(🖤)罪恶(è )。我(🍆)(wǒ )该怎么(📋)办...” Deutschland is under the power of Rome; the heartless Empire, ever in need of new conquests, is merciless and its legions pillage and sack throughout the land with deep Gallic hatred. Hermann, son of the Cherusci prince Segimer, is a hostage at the service of Rome and has been given the name of "Armin." Ultimately, he will lead an army of his countrymen and drive out the Roman tyrants. Stella Maris is a beautiful, crippled girl, who is cared for by a rich family. They shield her from the harsh realities of the world, so that she has no idea of the cruel things that some people do. Unity Blake is a poor orphan all too familiar with the harsh realities of the real world. These two young women both fall in love with John, love which is complicated by the fact that he is still married to (though separated from) a bad wife. 不明(míng )身份的流浪者来(lái )到冰岛高(💩)原的牧(mù(🔟) )场。一位已(⛳)经(🚌)丈(zhàng )夫去(👄)世富有的(💷)女(nǚ )农场主收留了这(zhè )个流(liú )浪者，让(🌽)他(tā )做雇(🐋)(gù )工。不久(🌩)，女(⛳)农(nóng )场主(🈳)爱上了这(🅰)个(gè )人，提拔他为(🔷)总(zǒng )管。肥胖的村长(zhǎ(❤)ng )曾经向女(❇)农场主(zhǔ(🔖) )求婚，被拒绝(🍯)了(le )，现在见(🏢)到这个(gè )情况，嫉(🥎)妒异常(chá(💙)ng )。他暗中调查(😚)出(chū )流浪(🏸)者的身份(🔵)，原来(lái )这是一个在(zài )其他(tā )地方被判(🐁)刑的逃(tá(🍘)o )犯。女农场(🐯)主(🚖)放(fàng )弃了(⏹)一切拥有(📉)的(de )财产，和流浪者(zhě )为了躲避追捕，逃向(🕺)(xiàng )深山老(🥕)林，在喷(pē(🦒)n )泉(🕺)和瀑布边(🤱)(biān )上生(shē(🦎)ng )活。几年以后，他们(🎬)生下一个男(nán )孩。牧羊(❕)人发现(xià(🧔)n )了他们，村(🚧)长带(dài )人来(🕯)追捕他们(〰)。女农场主和流浪(📼)(làng )者把孩(🍇)子扔下悬(xuá(🍳)n )崖抛入急(📌)流险滩(tā(⭕)n )中，逃进大山深(shēn )处。许多年过去(qù )，两(liǎ(🥛)ng )个情人老(🐤)去。严(yán )冬(🏇)中(🌹)，他们在山(🏻)(shān )中的小(🏰)屋里，回(huí )顾过去的往事，感到了一种无(🛂)名(míng )的恐(😆)(kǒng )惧，最后(🐘)在(😤)(zài )可怕(pà(🌘) )的大风雪(🧐)中(zhōng )死去(qù )。 Boys blow peas at the cobbler, who throws a boot and hits a woman.