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任(rèn )职于金融机(📥)构的周(zhōu )定发（周润发 饰）(🏖)。他(🕕)分(fèn )别认识了做空姐(jiě )的(👉)Sally（(🔏)叶倩文 饰）跟开时装(zhuāng )店的(✅)祖儿（王祖贤(xián ) 饰(shì )）。周定(🕌)发(☕)面对两(liǎng )位天(tiān )姿(zī )国色(😗)都(🌹)无法下(xià )决定(dìng )，难舍其一，于(🎌)是分(fèn )别在英国及法国跟两(🕗)(liǎng )女子(zǐ )结婚。婚后他们回到(🧣)(dà(⏲)o )香港，周定发在好(hǎo )友(yǒu )志雄(🥎)(xióng )（李子雄 饰）的(de )帮助(zhù )下(🔕)努力周旋与(yǔ )两个(gè )老(lǎo )婆(😷)之(🏧)间，笑料百出(chū )。可是事情到(💆)了(👫)后来(lái )都是(shì )让两个老婆知(🕧)道了真(zhēn )相，Sally与祖儿气愤不已(🚂)(yǐ(🤧) )，打算联合起来报(bào )复(fù )周(🌀)定(🚳)(dìng )发。 平安时代(dài )的京(jīng )都(dō(💰)u )，罗城门外接连发(fā )生数起武(🤼)士被杀的案(àn )件。坊间盛传武(🛳)士(🙅)夜(yè )过此(cǐ )门，总会看见一美(🌰)女(nǚ )（太地喜和子 饰）独(dú(🦎) )行，女子系妖怪所(suǒ )化，以(yǐ )美(🏠)色(🥀)诱人，趁(chèn )武士(shì )不(bú )备害(🎊)其(☕)性命。 一部(bù )带有强烈电子乐(🚘)文化(huà )背景(jǐng )的青春喜剧．(👋)故(🏩)事讲(jiǎng )述的是Kevin和Perry是两个没(🎑)见(🏮)(jiàn )过世面的处男，却(què )一(yī )直(🐬)满(mǎn )脑子梦想成为(wéi )世界(jiè(⚾) )最(zuì )顶尖的DJ。如果再不(bú )想个(🧗)办(🏊)法，脱离“手(shǒu )洗“的行列，错过这(💖)(zhè )暑假(jiǎ )就没有机会了。他们(🈵)(men )决定要去电迷圣地(dì )－IBIZA；那(👓)(nà(🌁) )儿有全世界最(zuì )霹雳的(de )的(🏺)派(💰)对，最喋(dié )血的(de )姑(gū )娘，最劲爆(📤)的音乐(lè )。一旦成为人人崇拜(📈)(bà(⛴)i )的DJ，又酷又炫，就有数不(bú )尽(🤩)的(🍧)姑娘可泡。他们(men )很快就认识两(🙆)个波(bō )霸(bà )辣妹(mèi )以及心目(🧤)中的(de )偶像(xiàng )－超级DJ－Eye Ball Paul。于是发(🐌)生(🌒)(shēng )一连串笑翻天的缺事(shì )儿(✨)，最终Kevin和Perry成为最受(shòu )欢迎(yíng )的(👞)DJ！终结了自己处男(nán )的生涯，Kevin的(🚎)父(🙇)母也(yě )鸡(jī )犬升(shēng )天出版(🕍)了(🕌)＜中(zhōng )年房事(shì )秘籍＞在同(📻)龄(líng )人当(dāng )中(zhōng )引起轩然大(💥)波(🥥)！～） Bob the Tomato is surprised to find Larry the Cucumber in a book club with Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus and Jerry Gourd. They're reading "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain. Well, not the book itself. Bob is dismayed to find they're all just reading notes about the book. Even that was a waste of time, Mr. Lunt decides, when it turns out the dramatized story of the day is "Huckleberry Larry and Tomato Sawyer." The story proves to be a very veggie version of the classic tale. Larry plays Huckleberry Larry, who wants to build a turkey jerky theme park. Bob is Tomato Sawyer who dreams anachronistically of a career in income tax preparation. Big Jim is a sweet-natured but intimidatingly large yellow gourd on the lam. Clark Wayne is the narrator, looking simultaneously like Mark Twain and Col. Sanders. The moral of the story comes from James 4:17: "If you know what is right to do, but you do not do it, you sin." God disembowels himself with a straight razor. The spirit-like Mother Earth emerges, venturing into a bleak, barren landscape. Twitching and cowering, the Son Of Earth is set upon by faceless cannibals. 萨姆·斯佩德（亨(hē(🎫)ng )弗(🍇)莱(lái )·鲍嘉 Humphrey Bogart 饰）和搭档阿(ā(🕺) )切尔在旧金山市开(kāi )了(le )一家(🍨)侦探事务所。一(yī )天，一位贵妇(🖇)（(🐸)玛(mǎ )丽·阿(ā )斯特 Mary Astor 饰）登门(🦎)拜访(fǎng )，委托他们寻找自己(jǐ(📍) )失踪的妹妹。他们立(lì )刻展(zhǎ(📥)n )开(🚎)调查，发现这名贵(guì )妇的妹(🚏)妹(😎)与一位叫(jiào )做(zuò )瑟斯(sī )的神(🏜)秘男子在(zài )一起。本 来以为这(🍔)只(🍦)(zhī )是一(yī )件(jiàn )普通的失踪(🎇)案(⛎)，但(dàn )是事情的发展出乎他(tā(🤭) )们所(suǒ )料。阿切尔在调查案(à(🍑)n )件时被杀害，传说(shuō )的(de )瑟斯也(💘)相(🎦)继被杀，警(jǐng )方由(yóu )此怀疑起(⏮)萨姆(mǔ )与阿(ā )切(qiē )尔的妻子(🙉)有染而杀(shā )掉他的合伙人。深(🏭)陷(🎽)(xiàn )泥潭的萨姆依然继续(xù )调(🚿)查(chá )案情，他查出贵妇曾(céng )与(🕜)古特曼等流氓倒(dǎo )卖(mài )过古(🏐)(gǔ(🦓) )玩，之后，古(gǔ )特曼又(yòu )拜托萨(🎛)姆帮忙(máng )寻找(zhǎo )一(yī )尊雕像(♊)——被称作(zuò )“马耳他之鹰”的(🀄)无(wú )价之(zhī )宝。萨姆开始研究(🥄)起(😶)(qǐ )这尊神秘的雕像，结(jié )果发(🏝)现真相就藏在(zài )其(qí )中。 萨比(🏄)娜（Giovanna Mezzogiorno 乔凡(fán )娜•梅(méi )佐乔尔(🛂)诺(🌨) 饰）和弗(fú )朗科（Alessio Boni 阿莱索•(💴)邦尼(ní ) 饰）是一对情侣，两(liǎ(🍐)ng )人同(tóng )为演员。对于工作和(hé(➰) )男(🏁)友萨比娜都很满(mǎn )意(yì )，这(zhè(🏧) )让她的生活备(bèi )感惬意(yì )。但(🌵)这一切很(hěn )快被(bèi )打(dǎ )乱了(💵)，夜晚的噩梦(mèng )惊扰了萨比娜(📟)的(🎷)思绪(xù )，同(tóng )时她发现自己已(🌇)怀有(yǒu )身孕。 影片讲述单(dān )调(🗂)(diào )的巴黎郊外一个正(zhèng )统(tǒ(⤵)ng )犹(🕊)太(tài )居民区里的两(liǎng )个女(nǚ(⏰) )人(rén )的故事。劳拉是个(gè )无神(📙)论的哲学学生，嫁给了一个满(🎶)脸(🎾)胡子(zǐ )的阿(ā )尔及利亚人。她(🚤)的姐(jiě )妹玛蒂尔德则是信(xì(🍏)n )徒(tú )，在(zài )忠于上帝和丈(zhàng )夫(🥛)之间(jiān )感到互相抵触(chù )。于(yú(🦐) )是(🈯)，得不到性欲满足(zú )的丈夫不(➿)再对妻子忠(zhōng )诚。通过性爱前(💘)戏就能表(biǎo )达忠诚吗？女作(🙆)者(🌏)(zhě )导(dǎo )演继承了法国导演(yǎ(🏢)n )里(lǐ )克莱(lái )尔·德尼和阿(ā(🖖) )根廷(tíng )女(nǚ )导演卢西亚·马(🧙)特(🔐)(tè )尔影片中的印象主义(yì )风(🤨)格，给观众展现出(chū )这两(liǎng )个(🔧)独立坚强女性之间(jiān )身体上(🕺)和精神上的(de )亲(qīn )密空(kōng )间…(💎) As Doctor Hugo Arranz (Paul Naschy) celebrates his fiftieth birthday with his wife and her daughter, a group of delinquents forces their way into their home, violating and murdering both women, and brutally cutting out the tongue of Dr. Arranz, leaving him mute. After being released from in the hospital, he can only think about taking revenge upon the criminals who destroyed his family. 金(☔)发瘪四(sì )与黑发(fā )大头蛋是(🕶)一对(duì )正值(zhí )青春期的死党(🤨)，他们(men )认为凡是只能归纳为(wé(🦆)i )两(⛰)类(lèi )，不是酷就是逊！这(zhè )对荷(🏢)尔蒙分泌过盛(shèng )的(de )宝贝并不(🔴)笨，只是(shì )聪(cōng )明没(méi )用对地(😬)方(🉑)，他(tā )们满(mǎn )脑(nǎo )子想的都是(🎞)怎样上(shàng )马子，急欲摆脱处男(🚑)(nán )之身的他们可以把任(rèn )何(🌕)事(shì )物都形容得“性“致(zhì )勃勃(💫)，令(🎒)人绝倒！本(běn )片缘(yuán )起于瘪赐(⛑)与大(dà )头蛋的(de )电视遭窃，他(tā(🙎) )们急(jí )著上天下海四处找寻(📻)(xú(👚)n )，终于来到一煎破旅(lǚ )馆，遇到(😊)个叫曼迪的老粗(cū )。曼迪说他(🚑)愿付一(yī )万(wàn )元雇他们去洛(🤖)杉(🍼)矶(jī )“做“了他老婆，色(sè )欲薰(xū(🉑)n )心(xīn )的瘪四与大头蛋一(yī )听(✈)，不禁喜出望外，殊不知此“做“非(🚽)彼(bǐ )“做(zuò )“！于是，他们欢天(tiān )喜(🍛)地(💽)的搭上往洛杉(shān )矶(jī )的飞(fē(🚲)i )机，展开他们(men )的处男(nán )航（第(🤣)一次搭(dā )飞机(jī )）。但到了洛(🚻)杉(🚺)矶，事情并不如他们所想(xiǎng )像(🤸)的(de )，为了追上曼迪的前(qián )妻，瘪(🔨)四与大头蛋(dàn )始(shǐ )终周旋在(🤝)两(🌙)名联邦(bāng )调(diào )查员(yuán )和一群(🥨)老人之(zhī )间。