欢乐喜剧人第五期

一(yī )間(jiān )位處偏僻的精神(🕹)(shén )病(bìng )院(😂)，因設備(bè(🤐)i )過於(yú )老舊且怪事不(bú )斷，而面臨被迫搬(bān )遷的命運。在舊院(yuàn )區的最後一天，醫(🈵)(yī )院為了(🔏)節省開銷(🤕)，還公告將順便撤掉(diào )整個保全部門。沒(méi )想到湯瑪斯在得知(zhī )飯碗不保後(hòu )，竟(🎉)像(xiàng )著了(🕓)魔似的(de )開(🔶)始發(fā )狂，並揚言(yán )要(yào )在大(dà )夥離開前，殺(shā )了每一個人… 1994年(nián )10月(yuè )的一天，男(🚥)子哈(hā )兰(🍧)(lán )·迪赫(🔳)（Luke Bonczyk 饰）残(cán )忍(rěn )杀害家人，只有(yǒu )一名婴儿幸免(miǎn )于难，该事件在当(dāng )地引发不(🍤)小的轰动(💇)(dòng )。15年后，高(🎓)中生朱(zhū )利安·米勒（约翰(hàn )尼·派克 Johnny Pacar 饰）计划(huá )拍一部恐怖片，他(tā )找来女(📪)友赖莉（(🤙)艾(ài )比尔(🍛)·切得(dé )尔斯 Ambyr Childers 饰(shì )）以及布兰(lán )娜（Alessandra Torresani 饰(shì )）、蒂蒂（Jennifer Missoni 饰(shì )）、内特（Jonathan Keltz 饰）等(🔤)(děng )朋友帮(🐘)忙出演角(💩)(jiǎo )色(sè )。此外，他还拜(bài )托(tuō )在TV工作室任职的(de )朋(péng )友奎恩（托(tuō )比·海明威 Toby Hemingway 饰）(😹)寻(xún )找当(💾)年的新闻(😈)影像(xiàng )资料。奎恩找到资(zī )料录影带，但是在(zài )观看之后他的性情(qíng )大变。 她一直(🕎)在调(diào )查(➰)谁谋杀了(🍋)她的父(fù )亲，她一直和失明(míng )的弟弟生活(huó )在一起(qǐ )，然而她还(hái )有一个(gè )特殊(🕦)的身份(fè(👜)n )，被称(chēng )为(🐠)传说中的(de )“黑色大丽花”，她(tā )开始了她的复仇(chóu )计(jì )划。 在浩瀚的宇(yǔ )宙(zhòu )深处，驻(💍)扎(zhā )在某(♊)(mǒu )小行星(🗣)的地球(qiú )联邦军队凯西堡垒(lěi )遭到宿敌虫子大军(jun1 )的攻击。强袭舰雅(yǎ )丽莎号的(🐬)彪勇战将(🍊)(jiāng )奉命救(🍹)援，在这个(gè )沦陷的基地内，却(què )发生令人费解的一(yī )幕。超能力(lì )战略官(guān )员卡(🔙)尔·詹(zhā(😗)n )金斯博(bó(🚄) )士将卡门所(suǒ )负(fù )责的(de )战列舰约翰(hàn )·A·沃顿号的指挥(huī )权(quán )夺走，不知下落(🍃)(luò )。战争的(📉)最后，雅(yǎ(💇) )丽(lì )莎号的战士(shì )们救(jiù )出幸存者，小(xiǎo )星星也在爆炸中灰(huī )飞烟灭。为了查清(🏐)(qīng )消失的(🏊)战列舰的(👓)下(xià )落，强尼·瑞克命(mìng )令返航途中的雅丽(lì )莎号迅速掉转船头(tóu )，追赶约翰·(🌔)A·沃(wò )顿(🐁)号。效用(yò(🆕)ng )彪悍的(de )勇士们合二(èr )为一，开始了新的(de )漫(màn )漫征(zhēng )途…… 刚刚(gāng )步(bù )入老年的(⚓)弗兰克(kè(🏐) )（弗兰克(🧚)·兰格拉(lā ) Frank Langella饰(shì )）开始有轻微老(lǎo )年(nián )痴呆的症状(zhuàng )，时常神智混乱，无法与人(🌮)们进行正(♋)(zhèng )常的交(🥚)流。他的一(yī )对儿女亨特（詹姆(mǔ )斯·麦斯登 James Marsden饰）、麦迪森（丽芙·泰(tài )勒 Liv Tyler饰(🚠)）为父亲(⬜)提供(gòng )了(🏤)一个机器(qì )人（彼(bǐ )得·萨斯加(jiā )德 Peter Sarsgaard配音(yīn )）来照料他(tā )的日常(cháng )生活。弗兰(😤)(lán )克(kè )一(🖖)开始无法(🏓)接受(shòu )这(zhè )个冷冰冰的机器(qì )人(rén )，在经历了初期(qī )的(de )磨合后，弗兰克(kè )发(fā )现(⬛)眼前这个(🐷)(gè )全能机(😦)器人不仅细(xì )心照料着自己的起(qǐ )居，更会静静地陪(péi )在身边，温柔地倾(qīng )听自(🎉)己的内心(👉)。弗(fú )兰克(🗼)和机器人慢慢(màn )变成了好朋友。为(wéi )了赢得图书(shū )管理员(yuán )詹妮弗（苏(sū )珊·(💒)萨(sà )兰登(⚡) Susan Sarandon 饰）的(de )好(🗯)感，机器人跟着(zhe )弗(fú )兰克为爱上演了(le )一(yī )出惊天奇案。 It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha's walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi's eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma... Written by Thomas L. Phillips Ida and Albin are a happy couple. They set off to a cabin in the vast Swedish woodlands to have a fun holiday with their friends. But under the floorboards waits an evil from Sweden's dark past.