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An adolescent boy ( Phoring) growing up in a back-of-beyond township in North Bengal. Surrounded by the lush Dooars countryside the town barely survives the shutdown of a factory and its jobless population. Maladjusted and a born loser, Phoring fights the voices in his head he calls God. And then a new teacher ( Doel) arrives in school. Doel opens up his mind to things unknown and just when Phoring starts believing that this is not a dream, Doel disappears abruptly leaving behind a trail of doubt and suspicion. Phoring decides to go looking for her in Kolkata. The film opens in the year 1988 with the death of Mumbai's King of Dharavi (Asia biggest slum) Varadarajan Mudaliar. Following his death, the rival group goes on a rampage and we are introduced to Anna (Satyaraj) who takes the job of protecting Varadarajan's Dharavi in his hands and letting his son Vishwa (Vijay) to be brought up in Australia. Over there he leads a dance troop and falls in love with Meera (Amala Paul). Later, Vishwa finds that Meera is a Mumbai cop and she pretend to be in love with him just to know about the locality of his father. His father is later killed by the scums of Mumbai and how Vishwa avenge his father's death and how he leads the Dharavi people forms the rest of the story. 陈(💴)(chén )平(⛏)（陈虎 饰）是在(🚦)边陲小镇(🐰)打工(🤮)的普通青年，他身(🗞)怀高超的(🍿)(de )中(zhō(🚽)ng )国功(gōng )夫(fū )，但(dà(🎄)n )是与生(shē(🚝)ng )俱来(🏭)的恐高症让他对自己失去了信(🍉)心。一次偶然(rán )的(de )机会(huì )陈(chén )平(⛏)发(fā )现老(⛄)板(bǎ(😭)n )运货箱中藏着一(😿)个被绑架(✉)的七(📴)岁外国男孩儿（(🏽)阿(ā )曼(mà(🛒)n ) 饰）(⛹)。 When a young woman finds the love of her life cheating on her, she has a mental break while travelling across country and encounters hostile strangers and debilitating anxiety along the way. Dr. Kris Sharma is a psychiatrist from India practicing in Savannah, Georgia when he meets Madeline, a local artist with a mysterious past. But as their relationship begins to blossom in America, Kris is summoned home to marry the woman chosen by his parents. But as he begins to make decisions about his future, he discovers centuries old secrets that may seal the fate of his destiny. 结束(shù )了(le )德川(chuā(🦉)n )幕府的统(🎒)治，明(🔋)治政府巍然确立(🔔)。当年叱咤(🖇)风云(👙)(yún )的“刽(guì )子(zǐ )手(🎡)”釜(fǔ )田十(❓)(shí )兵(🚋)卫（渡边谦 饰）(🌑)，作为幕府(♍)余党(🥏)在荒芜寒冷的北(🏬)海道(dào )过(🗜)(guò )起(🛅)隐(yǐn )姓(xìng )埋名(míng )的生活(huó )。他当(🤩)年对亡妻许下封印杀人刀的约(☝)定，通过劳(💕)(láo )作(🏭)(zuò )养活(huó )自(zì )己(🥀)和(hé )两个(👽)孩(há(🔳)i )子，但残酷的生存(🌼)环境仍让(👌)他感(🍼)到力不从心。这(zhè(😹) )一(yī )日，十(🕝)(shí )兵(🥢)卫(wèi )当(dāng )年的(de )战(🤒)友马场金(😉)吾（(🔶)柄本明 饰）前来(💃)造访。原来(🎅)附近(♈)(jìn )一座小(xiǎo )镇(zhè(👌)n )上，美(měi )丽(🚧)的(de )妓(🏐)女夏目（忽那汐(📼)里 饰）被(💼)粗暴(🍨)的女人毁容，但是警察(chá )署(shǔ )长(🈸)大(dà )石(shí )一藏(cáng )（佐藤(téng )浩市(🔌) 饰）却包(🧐)庇纵容。夏目的同伴们(🔳)凑钱寻找(🏤)赏(shǎ(⛸)ng )金(jīn )杀手(shǒu )，无奈(📵)(nài )胆敢来(🔐)(lái )犯(🕉)的人们均被大石(✖)残暴摧折(🔁)。为了(🦏)改善孩子们的(de )生(🆙)活，十(shí )兵(🎆)卫(wè(🍬)i )和(hé )马场(chǎng )上路(🔁)，并在路上(🌭)结识(🥈)了怀着同一个目(🌘)标的阿伊(🌅)努(nǔ(🔍) )族青年(nián )（柳乐(♑)(lè )优(yōu )弥(👦) 饰(shì(🈲) )）。三人一路同行，等待他们(🗡)的将(🤕)是未知的命运…… 阿(ā )紫(zǐ )一(👷)直(zhí )暗(àn )恋发(fā )小朱森(sēn )林，无(🐎)奈森林只(🦊)将其(📞)当作妹妹，并即将(🍽)订婚，这(zhè(🍾) )伤(shā(🕥)ng )透了(le )阿(ā )紫的(de )心(⏮)(xīn )。一(yī )个(🥁)号称(🥈)“初中同学”的理科(🈶)宅男林旦(🐛)，跨 越(🎨)重洋(yáng )向阿紫(zǐ(🎵) )求(qiú )婚。