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Keiko is the new owner of a local television station, and she’s determined to succeed, no matter what! But the rival TV station will stop at nothing to crush her, and one by one, Keiko’s new programs are humiliatingly sabotaged. When the weather woman falls victim to an underhanded trick, Keiko decides that she’s through being nice. While filling in for the stricken reporter, she flashes her underwear, making her weather forecast an instant hit! What follows is an outrageously sexy contest – which judges skimpy costumes and arm wrestling instead of beauty and talent –(🚕) to determine who will be the reigning weather woman! 吉(📀)卜(bo )赛裔的(de )马里安三(sān )岁给(🎴)裁(👸)(cái )定归国家(jiā )抚养时，不懂捷(🤵)语也不懂(dǒng )个人卫生(shēng )，被判(🤷)「弱智」，属「种(zhǒng )族遗传的(😿)先(🦄)天性(xìng )缺陷(xiàn )」。自此，他由孤(🌡)儿院住(zhù )进惩(chéng )教所，再「升(😎)级」至(zhì )成人(rén )监狱。日子随(📺)流(😿)，他(tā )也因(yīn )著几(jǐ )个人而点(🈁)燃过一(yī )些盼望，只是都留不(🔗)住；路愈走愈(yù )窘，他却不知(🏬)所(🤭)(suǒ )以。 This black comedy is the latest from Goran Markovic, a life-long resident of Belgrade whose last film Tito and Me (1992) was the last film ever made in Yugoslavia. This black comedy masks tragic undertones as it tells the tale of the head of a Belgrade mental asylum known only as the Doctor as he tries to return his loony patients to their families after his hospital runs out of supplies. He and his patients set off across the city and the Doctor is dismayed to learn that few of their families want them back. During the journey, an old man and woman fall in love and the other patients marry them in a gay, slightly crazed ceremony. Fortunately for the bride, the groom still has family and land. Unfortunately his two grown sons don't realize that their father is coming. When he and his bizarre entourage suddenly arrive, much fighting ensues. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide 故事(shì )讲述一对(duì )往(📩)汉(🌦)城(chéng )的兄弟Sa-hyeon与(yǔ )Su-hyeon因自少(shǎo )失(⛏)去双亲(qīn )，他们希(xī )望长大后(🗜)成为警(jǐng )察。之后(hòu )，哥哥Sa-hyeon在汉(📰)城(🚷)警(jǐng )察局出色(sè )表现，而弟弟(📧)Su-hyeon亦(yì )刚完(wán )成警(jǐng )察学堂训(🏓)练，并获得(dé )最高(gāo )荣誉毕业(🚧)。然(🔅)而好景(jǐng )不常(cháng )，由于弟弟因(🚉)在首次(cì )执行(háng )时过(guò )分使(🎥)用权力而处(chù )于奴役刑(xíng )罚(🙁)；(📝)而当他完成(chéng )三年之刑(xí(🚏)ng )期(🌵)时，决心重过(guò )新生活时(shí )，他(💟)发现(xiàn )好友Sang-cheol被(bèi )囚犯机构(gò(📒)u )之官员(yuán )重(chóng )打致死(sǐ )。他在(🚬)失(🌆)(shī )去良友及梦想之(zhī )痛时，他(🐂)(tā )摇身一变成为恐(kǒng )怖份子(🉐)，在法律以外为民(mín )除害(hài )，除(🌶)(chú(🏙) )去地下组织首领Lim Tae-ho。此(cǐ )时，哥哥(🏾)Sa-hyeon才知道这位令整(zhěng )个城(chéng )市(😽)秩序大乱的恐怖份(fèn )子原(yuá(✅)n )来(🦊)是(shì )亲弟弟！ 本片改(gǎi )编自(🥫)大(🐰)文(wén )豪马克·吐温的(de )作品。密(🤢)(mì )西西比河畔小镇(zhèn )上出了(👓)名(míng )的捣蛋鬼(guǐ )汤姆和(hé )他(🗞)的(🐘)流浪(làng )哥们哈(hā )克(kè )无意中(🍫)(zhōng )目击印第(dì )安人乔杀人并(🚿)嫁(jià )祸于无辜(gū )的老醉鬼马(🕍)夫(🐉)，在良心的(de )驱使下，汤姆与(yǔ )哈(😓)克决定(dìng )偷取杀人凶手的藏(💙)宝(bǎo )图以(yǐ )帮助马夫洗刷冤(🗜)屈(🎛)，但乔(qiáo )却在寻获在寻获宝(💧)物(🏢)(wù )后将(jiāng )图烧了，现在唯一能(🎿)(néng )解救马夫(fū )的只有两人的(🍭)证(zhèng )词。 阿秀(xiù )是个独身的美(🎙)丽(🏘)(lì )女子。有(yǒu )天，她在竹林里(lǐ(💫) )救了一只(zhī )受重伤的(de )大蟒蛇(🏣)(shé )。某夜，她梦见蟒蛇化作(zuò )美(🗄)男(👼)子，与她进行鱼水之(zhī )欢。后来(📂)(lái )阿秀便怀孕产下(xià )了满头(🍿)小(xiǎo )蛇的女儿阿望。 11岁的(de )女孩(♊)(hái )艾瑞（凯特·马伯里(lǐ ) Kate Maberly 饰(🐹)）(🌎)跟着家人从苏格兰搬(bān )到了(🧘)(le )美国，在那里，他们(men )家拥有一(yī(😍) )大片田地。收获(huò )季来临了(le )，艾(🤒)瑞(🎃)的父母雇(gù )佣了一批(pī )墨西(🕶)哥劳工到地(dì )里收割庄(zhuāng )稼(🦎)，艾瑞(ruì )因此结(jié )识了名为(wé(⏫)i )奥(🎣)斯卡（Jonathan Hernandez 饰）的(de )男孩，趣(qù )味相(😁)投的两人很(hěn )快就成为(wéi )了(🤢)朋友。 这是一(yī )部喜剧伦(lún )理(😗)片。布鲁诺·泰西(xī )埃是(shì )位(🦃)精(🦍)明的企业家。一(yī )天，他在公司(🛄)门口正要乘(chéng )车回(huí )家，不料(😚)遭到了枪击(jī )。但是，由于凶手(🎐)搞(⬜)错了(le )人，没有(yǒu )伤着他，却打死(🔌)(sǐ )了他的司(sī )机。回到家中，泰(💟)西埃从(cóng )一份传真(zhēn )中得知(🕋)(zhī(🕕) )此事是由(yóu )其助手爱德华吞(📊)(tūn )吃中间人(rén )的巨额佣金所(🕸)引(yǐn )起的。于(yú )是，他将爱德华(📊)(huá )叫来大加(jiā )训斥。爱德华恼(🆗)羞(🐋)成(chéng )怒，用枕头将其闷死。从(có(😡)ng )此，泰西埃和他的司机便(biàn )成(🎺)了(le )幽灵，一起度过了一(yī )段时(⏲)光(🏉)。在这段时光中，两人平起(qǐ )平(🤐)坐，引出了一(yī )系列令人(rén )啼(📬)笑皆非的事情(qíng )。