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Raja is a minor league crook who sells railway tickets on the black market at Amirpur Station. Tired of his job he looks for new ways to make a quick buck. One day, along with his friend Ghafoor (Johny Lever) and a police inspector (Avtar Gill), he robs Rs 2.5 million from the railway treasury. Later, Raja and Ghafoor bump off the inspector and run away with the loot to Bombay. 一直以来，联邦调(🤷)查局副(fù )局(🥪)(jú )长(zhǎng )卡(🎬)特（西德尼(😲)·波蒂埃(👐) Sidney Poitier 饰）和俄国(🚾)(guó )情(qíng )报(🚚)(bào )官瓦伦蒂(💞)娜（戴安(🔚)·维诺拉 Diane Venora 饰(👳)）(🈺)都(dōu )在(zà(🍹)i )追(zhuī )击一(🗃)(yī(🏅) )名十分危(🕠)险的犯人(🧗)，他(🏛)手持高杀(🆙)伤(shāng )性(xìng )化(🍴)(huà )学武器(📹)，精通电脑和(😯)变装术，个性(xìng )狡(jiǎo )猾(🏰)(huá )又残忍，是威胁到世(🆗)界和平的重大(dà )隐(yǐ(✍)n )患(huàn )，他甚至连名字都(🍇)没有，人送代号“豺(chái )狼(🕜)(láng )”（布鲁斯(🍯)·威利斯(⛹) Bruce Willis 饰）。 丁宝（(♋)李(lǐ )亚(yà(🧖) )鹏(péng ) 饰）出(🚂)生于东北(🍎)小城，考上了(🍼)中央(yāng )戏(🍅)(xì )剧(jù )学院(🚕)，因(🐐)而来到了(🕙)繁华的首(🚶)都(🐦)北京(jīng )。毕(🍸)(bì )业后(hò(📎)u )，丁(🏵)宝想要留(🍗)在北京发展(🌚)，于是选(xuǎ(🐭)n )择(zé )前(qián )往(😓)位于北京郊区的平义(📛)县文化馆工(gōng )作(zuò )。虽(👺)说这里好歹也算是北(📛)京的土地，但(dàn )是(shì )无(😊)论是工作环境还是打(⏲)交道的人，都(🎃)(dōu )和(hé )丁(🌐)(dīng )宝(bǎo )往日(🤒)在学校里(🐇)接触到的大(🎱)相径庭。 The destinies of three men intervene in the life of the young Gipsy Magdalena: that of the Bulgarian Lilyanin, who converts from a champion of brotherhood into a persecutor of the Gipsies; that of the wild Halibryamov, who knows the language of animals, but does not speak the human tongue; and the rich Gipsy Kanyo who wants but does not dare to break with the lot of his kin. Magic alone can unravel this knot... An office worker named Dorine is called upon to do late work; her computer breaks down and she asks the help of a co-worker, Gary Michaels, who is electrocuted while trying to fix the wires. Dorine dials 911, but hangs up when the call is answered. She places the corpse on a cart, rolls it down to her car, loads it in her trunk, and takes it home, placing it in her furnished basement (we don't see the body until later). Then, seemingly without reason, she goes into a murder spree. She kills Virginia[who?] by poisoning her inhaler tube, taking the second corpse to her basement, placing it on a sofa, next to Gary's. Then comes the turn of two young Girl Scouts who arrive at her door to sell cookies. The young girls join the other corpses in the basement, Dorine seen eating the cookies with relish while working on her new laptop. Intriguingly, she sends messages from Gary to the remaining office workers, implying he is alive and has left the office or his wife. There are three more murders before the movie ends, all planned with cool design and seeming absence of malice. The last scene shows Dorine, after her mother's death, setting fire to her basement, then, sporting a blond wig, driving away in her car, circling a newspaper ad with her pencil for an office job, a look of triumph in her face.(From Wikipedia) Totally disgusting and cheap bawdy humor. I loved it!!! It is the most disgusting and totally horribly acted film, except for Nicolas Read, who plays an un-dead Court Jester, to comic brilliance. But being that as it may, I laughed so many times and I have to hand it to the film makers, it wasn't pretentious or ordinary in any way. Raping, fighting, zombies vomitting on their rape victims. What other movie has this? Not for the quesy, but with a pizza, a bong, and a six pack of beer, you got it made, if you have a cast iron stomach and a juvenille sense of humor like myself. 朴(〽)(pǔ )灿(càn )奇是(🍁)个热情开(💼)朗的法学院(🥙)大(🥅)学生，对(duì(🐕) )来(lái )自美(🍆)国(🎊)的朱迪一(🐸)见钟情，于(🛏)是(🚛)决心(xīn )参(💠)(cān )加(jiā )她所(💽)(suǒ )在的电(👆)影社团“READY GO”追求(🐁)她。在社团(tuán )里(lǐ )，他又(📺)认识了可爱而且自尊(🌓)心极强的(de )李(lǐ )舒(shū )琼(🗓)。起初他对这个家境贫(🌓)寒的女孩(hái )产(chǎn )生(shē(😢)ng )了误解，两个(📒)人不是冤(🐏)家不聚头，灿(🗨)奇(qí )逐(zhú(💫) )渐(jiàn )喜欢上(🖐)了舒琼，面(🔳)对真诚的灿(🔉)奇，命(mìng )琼(🎿)(qióng )也开始了(🌍)解(🧘)灿奇。这时(🎡)帅哥韩承(🚒)柱(🛫)(zhù )的(de )出(chū(🍁) )现让灿奇(📅)开(🈚)始感觉不(🚞)安，在平时的(💱)(de )学(xué )习(xí(🤚) )和生(shēng )活中(🌮)两人既是竞争对手，又(🎥)会互相(xiàng )帮(bāng )助(zhù )，而(🕞)现在他又成为了他的(💣)情敌。 　　朋(péng )友和恋(⚪)人，竞争与合作，他们该(💵)如(rú )何(hé )面(📔)(miàn )对这一(😇)切........... Two people from completely different worlds meet by chance, thrown together as if by fate. Their attraction is immediately obvious and overwhelming. He is attracted to her beauty (she is a supermodel) and good humor; she is seduced by his charisma and honesty. With his gifts of poetry and tenderness, he opens her heart to the possibility of true love. But it takes a lot of courage to make a commitment. Is she truly in love with him? And even if she is, will she able to leave the cosmopolitan, superficial lifestyle to be with him? 鬼太郎的(🛥)爸爸眼珠(🤳)老爹在睡着(🚷)(zhe )时(shí )，梦到(🙌)在地狱的阎(🏌)魔大王托梦告诉他(tā(🐆) )说(💶)(shuō )；有西(⚪)洋妖怪盗(😧)走(😻)了藏在地(🍲)狱里能够(🔩)(gò(📤)u )来(lái )往(wǎ(🙆)ng )不同异世界(🍝)的魔幻火车，他们的目(🔴)(mù )的(de )便(biàn )是(shì )要(yào )前(👎)往黑暗世界夺取足以(📡)支配所有妖(yāo )怪(guài )的(💼)(de )力量，为了阻止即将引(🍂)发的危机、鬼(guǐ )太(tà(⬛)i )郎奉命前去(🏢)阻止西洋(🛂)妖怪们。 萝拉(🏻)(lā )因(yīn )好(🍫)(hǎo )友玛丽亚(🌔)出国, 因此(📹)搬来帮助照(🔋)顾房子, 并(bì(🤒)ng )结(jié )织(zhī(🍠) )邻(⛪)居爱莉莎(🍤), 在她的介(❤)绍(🍾)环境下, 瞭(🥘)解(jiě )附(fù(✌) )近(🦑)(jìn )都居住(🍖)一些著名艺(🈁)术画家. 乃至包括(kuò )萝(🏒)(luó )拉(lā )所疯迷崇拜的(♌)名画家朱利安, 也住在(📱)对(duì )面(miàn )大(dà )楼(lóu )的(🏛)房舍。