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美(mě(🍲)i )国2004年麦(🔻)克(kè )法罗(🔰)斯执(zhí )导的最新(💲)卡(kǎ )通片(🌞)，根据80年代全美(měi )玩具偶像(➖)，艾莉(👴)坎尼(ní )托、凯瑟(sè )琳(🐀)(lín )迪(🐸)雪儿配音。开心宝(bǎo )贝(🗜)熊离(⤴)开的(de )原来的住(zhù )所，因为(wé(🥝)i )他的笑话不(bú )在受到注目(💹)(mù )。所是他(👧)(tā )决(jué(♉) )心找个新(🦆)(xīn )的地方(🈲)，一个能(⛑)接受(shòu )他(🥢)幽默的地(🥅)方，他旅(🔭)(lǚ )行到了(🔒)开心(xīn )园(🚜)地。在(zà(😬)i )此同时，他(🌭)原来的朋(👜)友，却因(🤗)为(wéi )他的(♓)离开而(ér )伤心，决(💥)(jué )定找他(🕍)回(huí )来。开心熊(xióng )宝贝，到底(☔)(dǐ )要选择欢(huān )乐园地，还(há(👴)i )是关(🏚)怀园(yuán )地，当作(zuò )他(tā(🆘) )真正(😠)的家呢？
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A plague is sweeping the land, and the only hope for an infected girl with nothing to lose is to join forces with her father and destro y the source of the mysterious disease as filmmaker Vince D'Amato turns genre conventions on their head in this startling and original horror entry. Jenna's quest won't be an easy one, and deception lies around every corner as her and her father agree to provide safe passage for a mysterious woman who is actually Carmilla, the legendary blood-drenched baroness, and the very source of the plague. As Jenna, her father, and Carmilla make their way through a world ravaged by flesh-eating zombies, they soon join forces with a powerful warrior known as The General. A man with both a longtime grudge against Carmilla and the weaponry to ensure that she pays for her crimes against the human race, The General may just be the key to salvation for not only Jenna and her father, but all of humanity as well. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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