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天(tiān )下無敵の不(🦀)良(liáng )グループ“カ(🎁)ポネ団”は遂に日(🐡)本(⭕)脱(tuō )出を図ったが(🕑)、たどり着いた(😢)は男性(xìng )天国(guó(🦋) )、(💙)女ばかりのとある(💈)漁村。島の娘を集(📁)めて売春クラブ(🌌)で(🤞)ボロ儲けするカ(🐴)ポ(🏏)ネ団の前に現れ(🃏)たのは…！？ Peter Sellers and Goldie Hawn star in this adaptation of Terence Frisby's hit stage comedy. After being ditched by her sexually-liberated boyfriend, Hawn's American doe-eyed flowerchild Marion is forced to crash at the bachelor pad of Robert Danvers, star of a popular gourmet-cooking programme and a notorious London swinger. A committed Casanova, Danvers' life is turned upside down when, to his surprise, he finds himself falling in love with his winsome house guest. 情爱(😟)的(🤣)乐趣，不可(kě )能全(🔐)部(🏜)展示给人，巴氏就(🕝)(jiù(🌗) )着意渲染了诗(🏮)意(🧘)的(de )一面(miàn )。他一生(😘)创(🍵)作(zuò )了九(jiǔ )十余部(🛺)小说，却写(xiě )不出(✊)一首精彩(cǎi )的诗(🏿)(shī(🐻) )，而《幽谷百(bǎi )合》这部(🍖)爱情小说(shuō )，却(què(🧀) )可以当作一首(shǒ(✋)u )感(👼)人(rén )的长诗来读。 鬼(🔕)太(tài )监桂德海将(👈)楚(chǔ )王及(jí )王妃(📸)杀(🍷)死，更(gèng )追杀世子(📭)朱(💳)锦，朱(zhū )锦得青竹(🏈)叟相救才(cái )幸免(🥜)于(🤙)难。桂当年(nián )与哑(🔺)巴(😧)月仙诞下一(yī )女(🍎)燕(🐿)燕，桂恐此事(shì(🍾) )外(🚲)泄，竟派人去杀月(🔭)仙(🌱)母(mǔ )女。燕燕得青竹(🌙)婆(pó )相救(jiù )，带(🐩)她(👠)住见青(qīng )竹叟(sǒ(🔡)u )及(🐷)朱锦。朱锦(jǐn )与燕(yà(🧠)n )燕相处日久，感情(🏗)(qíng )渐深；桂竟利(⛪)(lì(🎍) )用父(fù )女之情，假借(🌝)(jiè )燕燕(yàn )之手杀(🚤)朱锦...... 巴(bā )西新(xī(🕦)n )浪(🏗)潮电影经典(diǎn )，Paulo Porto的(de )代(🛹)表作，由著(zhe )名女星(🐔)Odete Lara主演，莫斯(sī )科国(🐴)际(🌪)电影节最佳(jiā )导(🌆)演(🍔)奖，最佳影片(piàn )提(📂)名。 SYNOPSIS DREAMY JOURNEY FROM HELLISH MINDS! 修车技工陈(ché(📎)n )仲(😏)达（秦沛）偶然(🍈)(rá(😬)n )下邂逅(hòu )车衣女工(🙁)黄小萍（井莉(🌃)(lì(♍) )），因误会终(zhōng )至(🥝)不(🐝)(bú )欢而散。后见(jiàn )陈(🛄)在(zài )雨中苦候自(🕡)己(jǐ )，好(hǎo )感渐生(🍵)。原(🔀)来(lái )黄是(shì )孤儿，容(🏥)易触(chù )景伤(shāng )情(🍔)，而陈虽自(zì )称也(🕷)(yě(🐉) )是孤儿，实为(wéi )太子(🦖)(zǐ )爷。当黄悉破(pò(🛴) )陈的身份后，深感(🎩)(gǎ(😠)n )受骗；黄酒醉后(🖋)遇(🏾)(yù )上色狼，逃走时(😜)不(bú )幸被车撞倒(⛔)。黄(🏮)昏(hūn )迷中听到陈(🏓)的(🌫)真心(xīn )剖白，但她脑(🛢)海浮(fú )现的却(🔜)(què(🏆) )是向下沉的夕阳(🐝)…(😙)… Beautiful Radha lives in a small hill-station in India. One day, Mahesh comes for sight-seeing, both meet, fall in love with each other, get intimate, and Mahesh promises to return, marry her and take her with him to live in Bombay. He does not return, Radha continues to search for him in every train that stops at Shampur, in vain. She eventually gives birth to a baby girl, Laxmi, and both are looked after by Shampur's kind-hearted Station Master. Radha does come across Mahesh, but he refuses to recognize her, and she kills herself. The Station Master takes Laxmi to her next of kin, in all two families, but all reject Laxmi, consider her inauspicious, and will have nothing to do with her. He leaves Laxmi with her maternal grand-parent, Bhagwanti and her husband, but Laxmi is abused and she runs away to Bombay, where she is befriended and looked after by a blind beggar, Anwar. One day Laxmi and Anwar find that they have won a lottery worth 2.5 lakh rupees, are delighted, and look ... Madhu was engaged to somebody. She ran away to be with her boyfriend, only to discover that he was only after her money and was really fooling around with someone else. She went home to discover her uncle, her only family, had committed suicide. She ran away. While trying to run, she came across her widowed childhood friend, who is on her way to meet her in-laws for the first time. They decided to take the train together to Naini Tal. Along the way, the train derails and Madhu's friend is killed. Before dying, she makes Madhu promise to "take her place" at her in-laws. Thus Madhu becomes a new person. But, her old ex-boyfriend knows and she is actually connected to the people of Naini Tal in more ways than she knows...