公(gōng )爵(🥡)主(zhǔ )人(rén )临(🍽)死前立下遗嘱(🍊)，决定将(jiāng )自(😲)己的爵位以(📤)及遗(yí )产留给(📎)(gěi )他的爱犬－修伯特(tè(🚭) )，修伯(bó )特是一(🤕)只巴吉度犬(quǎn )，它非(fēi )常(🃏)的(〽)聪明，同时还(📞)(hái )有(yǒu )一位(🥕)(wèi )跟它同样(🆕)种(🔆)类的贴心(xī(🔚)n )伴侣(lǚ )－黛(🐶)西。单纯的动(🍂)物(🏝)(wù )大概是(shì(🗜) )无法了解人(🧛)心的复(fù )杂(🏏)险(⏸)恶(è )，片中狗(🌠)狗们的一(yī(🅱) )脸无辜(gū )样，就(🍍)是最好的证(🕧)(zhèng )明。
一(yī )位(🈁)个性保守又传(👸)统的(de )警官(guān )，因为中枪变(🐄)成半身(shēn )不遂(🍻)的(de )靠轮椅生活，让他(tā )身(⛸)心都(dōu )受到煎(👣)熬。而他的(de )医(🏠)生要(yào )求他(🔵)学(🤾)习唱歌来进(♈)(jìn )行声音(yī(🌛)n )复建，他因为(🤘)没(🤠)钱(qián )又(yòu )求(🦋)救(jiù )无门的(🍪)情况下，只找(🎷)(zhǎ(📇)o )上他隔(gé )壁(🗒)邻居来当他(📦)的歌(gē )唱老(😢)师(🐼)(shī )，偏偏他的(💒)芳邻却(què )是(🐱)个有(yǒu )变装癖(🚢)的同性恋…(🍴)…
女贼(zéi )莫(📛)根娜在一宗失(🤾)败(bài )的行劫(jié )案中被枪(🐄)火围攻，幸(xìng )而(🈷)手(shǒu )握(wò )巨大猫眼石扭(🧠)转了(le )子弹的(de )方(🤸)向而逃过一(🐥)劫，但却因(yī(🦔)n )此(⚾)而释放了被(👠)封锁(suǒ )的怪(🥨)魔(mó )。它在苏(🤕)醒(🥃)之后，要劫杀(🏟)(shā )一千零一(📩)个人的灵(lí(🤕)ng )魂(🧑)(hún )，然(rán )后得(🍥)以将全世界(🏍)变为(wéi )恶魔(🌰)统(🍠)(tǒng )治的地狱(🐕)。
邪恶博(bó )士(🌩)使用(yòng )了一种(👖)时间机器来(❇)(lái )到的1969年(niá(🧠)n )，在这里他偷走(🐨)了(le )奥斯汀(tīng )的毛九(MOJO)——(🏳)奥斯汀(tīng )的力(♊)量(liàng )之源，使其威力尽失(🎶)(shī )。幸(xìng )运(yùn )的(♏)是，英国智力(💎)机(jī )构发明(😏)(mí(😓)ng )了一种更先(🕕)进的时(shí )光(🕒)机器(qì )，奥斯(👺)汀(🐕)告别1999年的(de )美(🦄)好物(wù )质生(🎇)活，回到他生(🚱)(shē(⏮)ng )龙活虎(hǔ )的(🛏)时代，追回他(🥉)的(de )MOJO。
Bob, a sympathetic young man, keeps telling women what they want to hear to get good times. When he is about to marry the daughter of a very well-situated banker, her father does a little research on his future son-in-law and finds out the truth about Bob. He then forces Bob to marry his daughter and to be the perfect husband, or else... Unfortunately, Bob meets "the one" just a few days before the wedding. His problem: He also had told her what she had wanted to hear. His other problem: His future wife does not know yet. His third problem: Two very protective brothers of one of his past affairs are after him to take revenge for him taking her virginity - and the Turks are very sincere when it comes to a little virginity.
1999年的(de )圣(shèng )诞(😕)节，在克里姆(📎)林(lín )宫为孩(🕙)(hái )子们举行的(🍼)化妆舞(wǔ )会(👢)上，两个有着(🦀)相同相貌(mào )、(🔡)名字(zì )都叫玛莎的小姑(🏡)娘(niáng )调换了(le )身(💯)份，她们一个是(shì )总统的(🆖)(de )孙女，过着衣食(🐁)无忧(yōu )的生(🌆)(shēng )活(huó )，另一(😈)个(🎨)是贫穷女(nǚ(🤼) )画家的(de )女儿(😘)，需要靠卖酒(🕑)(jiǔ(🥔) )瓶子换(huàn )取(🥐)零钱来维持(📘)生计(jì )。她们(🆓)(men )一(🦀)个以为中了(🦔)大奖(jiǎng )，一个(😞)(gè )以为遭到了(🎍)劫持。