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绅士(🐊)埃(🌝)维拉尔多和他的家(🤷)人(👒)(rén )：妻(qī )子艾(ài )维拉(🛩)、(👜)女儿鲁西拉和埃玛(🎎)、(🏦)儿子(zǐ )塞(sāi )巴(bā )斯蒂(🎮)(dì(🔇) )安住在树林中的一所古老的房(fáng )子里(lǐ(🙎) )。埃(👌)(ā(🔣)i )维(⏳)拉尔多一家常用蘑菇招待客人(rén )，为(wé(🔅)i )鉴(🏩)别(🥧)(bié(🕒) )蘑菇是否有毒，他们总是让穷(qióng )苦(kǔ )的(🥎)(de )农(🎭)民(🛀)(mín )先对蘑菇进行品尝(🐭)，在确定蘑菇(gū )无毒(🈳)(dú(🗿) )后(🥧)再(zài )将蘑菇进行烹饪(🏠)。这些品蘑菇(gū )的(de )农(💡)(nó(🤺)ng )民(mín )即(jí )为称为“蘑菇(🐴)人(💒)”。一次，埃维(wéi )拉尔(ě(📁)r )多(💼)在(zài )上山采蘑菇时捡(🎖)到(🔉)了一个野孩子(zǐ )，遂(suí )将其(qí )收养，并给他(🏰)起(✔)了(📭)个(➰)名字：加(jiā )斯巴(bā )尔。随着时间的流逝(🌔)，渐(🕜)渐(🏗)长(🦗)大的埃(āi )玛疯(fēng )狂地(dì )爱上了加斯巴(📫)尔(🌎)，鲁(🍐)西拉对此(cǐ )十(shí )分(fè(🦈)n )妒忌(jì )，常暗中监视(⏺)他(🤾)们(📧)。埃维拉尔多(duō )得知(zhī(🛐) )后也(yě )责难女儿。家(🌥)庭(🚯)成员间的矛盾(dùn )因(yī(🤱)n )为(🥙)(wéi )埃(āi )维(wéi )拉尔多(💯)的(💼)独断专行而愈发激化(📡)。艾(🎛)维(wéi )拉试(shì )图引诱加斯巴尔，一天晚上，在(👀)(zà(🔌)i )去(😱)(qù(🎄) )加(jiā )斯巴(bā )尔住处的路上她被埃玛养(🍉)的(➕)一(🦖)(yī(🦀) )头豹(bào )子咬(yǎo )死。在参加艾维拉的葬礼(🌶)后(🕷)，塞(🆖)(sāi )巴斯(sī )蒂安(ān )将家(👺)里的珠宝偷走跑到(🤛)了(🚮)欧(🌫)洲(zhōu )。在(zài )取代(dài )了母(✨)亲的位置后，为除掉(📿)加(👡)斯巴(bā )尔，鲁西(xī )拉想(🤗)出(💨)一计：让加斯巴尔(🗾)当(💈)“蘑(mó )菇(gū )人(rén )”。鲁西拉(🔰)的(🚚)生日到了，在宴会上(❓)(shàng )，埃(āi )维拉(lā )尔多、(🐂)鲁(🙇)西(😛)拉(🗄)和客人由于吃了有(yǒu )毒(dú )的(de )蘑菇(gū )全(🌄)部(⚫)死(🥢)去(🗂)，幸存的加斯巴尔和(hé )埃玛(mǎ )来到(dào )深(🤧)山(😩)，这(🥑)时，悲剧发生了：埃玛(⌛)(mǎ )被自(zì )己饲(sì )养(🔧)的(🆙)野(👟)性发作的豹子咬死。加(⚾)(jiā )斯(sī )巴(bā )尔将(jiā(🎗)ng )身(🎳)上的衣服全部脱去，赤(🙍)裸(🚆)裸地(dì )回到(dào )了森(🕓)(sē(🖋)n )林中 Simpleton and honest village farmer, Dharamchand alias Dharam is overjoyed when his wife, Radha gives birth to a baby boy who is christen with the name Raju. He comes to the rescue of three city-bred men, Ajit, Suresh and Sujit when they are at the mercy of a man-eating tiger; please with this they decides to offer Dharam a job in Bombay whenever he needs it. Delighted and when things are not quite rosy in the village Dharam, Radha, Raju and his sister, Laxmi decides to move to the city where-by the duo provides living quarters and appoint Dharam as the managing director of their warehouse along with a fat pay packet. Unfortunately calamity destructs when Dharam is arrested by the police for smuggling goods and is placed before the court where-by he pleads his innocence but his bosses testify against him resulting in Dharam getting 18 months imprisonment as well as an additional 6 months for contempt of court. After completing his sentence Dharam goes to his residence to find that ... Mr Hoffman sells books and provides his female customers with nice moments in a room at the back of the shop. The number of female customers grows very rapidly and when Mr Hoffman isn’t up th the demand, he calls in his two oldest sons who keep the shop going. Unfortunately his youngest son is only interested in reading. One day, as he delivers books to one of the customers, the lady teaches him about the pleasures of sex. In order to celebrate this, the father organises a party and all is well that ends well While Philipe waits for Johan to come out of jail he starts recreating several moments of their relationship with the help of several friends during the summer of 1975. 大導演楚原作(⭐)品(🌘)中，唯(wéi )一(yī )一(yī )部(✅)(bù )潮(cháo )語戲曲電影，意(🤸)義(🌧)重(🐓)大(📟)。本片是(shì )家傳(chuán )戶曉(xiǎo )之潮劇戲寶，故(💞)事(📰)背(👂)景(🛃)發生於南(nán )宋(sòng )末(mò )年(nián )，元軍攻陷臨(🌚)安(🦑)，宋(🌿)帝南逃至廣(guǎng )東崖(yá(🛳) )門，遭逢元軍圍困，危(🏩)在(💙)旦(😵)夕，下詔(zhào )張達(dá )將軍(🤐)(jun1 )(丁敏 飾)起兵勤王。張(👇)達(☔)之義軍(jun1 )遭(zāo )元(yuán )軍水(🙁)(shuǐ(🚤) )陸兩路封鎖，糧水斷(🥪)絕(🥐)，處境十(shí )分危(wēi )險；(💛)其(🕓)妻陳璧娘(蕭南英 飾(🎣))聞此驟變(biàn )，立(lì )即(jí(🥪) )定(🕡)(dì(🎑)ng )下(🎟)奇襲元軍之計劃…… 美丽天真(zhēn )的女(🌊)(nǚ(📠) )孩(🥫)玛(👋)(mǎ )丽（让娜·古皮尔 Jeanne Goupil饰）在街角的(de )洋(🎧)(yá(⛹)ng )娃(🏠)(wá )娃(wá )商(shāng )店邂逅了(🌴)店主克劳德（安德(🎞)烈(⬆)(liè(👥) )·杜(dù )索里(lǐ )埃 André Dussollier饰(🐱)）。克劳德是名收集(🍵)洋(🤤)娃(wá )娃的(de )狂热(rè )收藏(🈂)者(💟)，在他的商店里形形(🛩)色(⬜)(sè )色的(de )洋娃(wá )娃应有(💕)尽(🤢)有。克劳德被安娜如(💙)洋(yáng )娃娃(wá )一般(bān )的(💲)面(🍈)容(🉑)所(😏)深深吸引，安娜也对(duì )克(kè )劳(láo )德(dé )的(📡)(de )绅(🥜)士(📗)风(🏌)度一见倾心。很快，两人(rén )相恋(liàn )并举(jǔ(😷) )行(➿)了(🏒)婚礼。 philippe garrel最默默无闻的作(😃)品之(zhī )一(yī )，nico主(zhǔ )演(🦈)(yǎ(🥀)n )。 In all likelihood, a one-off revival of Wakayama's 11 film GOKUDO (SCOUNDREL) series, which originally finish in 1974. 年(⛸)届不惑的老盖（野峰(🌺) 饰）一生(shēng )辛劳(lá(⌚)o )贫(😐)苦，为了赚钱养家辛苦(💘)受(😭)累，做着(zhe )各种(zhǒng )下贱(💖)工(⬇)作，几十年来却一事无(❇)(wú(🐆) )成。大女(nǚ )儿小红（(🍆)葛荻华 饰）嫁给海员(🌛)，并(♊)育(👏)(yù(🚗) )有一(yī )子，但不久丈夫因海难而死，成(ché(🎡)ng )为(🈴)(wé(⛺)i )寡(😆)(guǎ )妇(fù )；次女小艳（陈萍 饰）与一富(💈)家(🚌)(jiā(🐒) )子弟(dì )拍拖(tuō )，结果被(🔩)人搞大肚子后甩掉(⤵)，无(🍚)(wú(🐲) )奈(nài )只(zhī )得(dé )带着襁(🍖)褓中的宝贝回家；(❔)小(👍)女儿(ér )小芬(fēn )（林(lí(🤙)n )珍(🆕)奇 饰）因家境贫苦(📎)，早(🏂)早失学(xué )。苦(kǔ )于生(shē(🍗)ng )计(👇)，老盖向放高利贷的(🥎)龙姐，却无(wú )力偿(cháng )还(🛰)。在(😬)龙(🛃)姐(🍑)的逼迫下，老盖开设(shè )一家(jiā )娼馆(guǎn )，三(🥥)个(🐾)女(🚭)儿(🏸)也被迫出卖肉体替(tì )父(fù )还(hái )账。珍爱(🏨)的(👷)女(⚡)儿们在自己眼皮底下(🍴)卖(mài )身，个中(zhōng )酸楚(🥤)惟(🈴)有(🥁)老盖一人得知。 「五毒(🔮)(dú )天(tiān )羅(luó )」是武(🈂)林(🦅)至毒之物，失蹤多年後(👙)重(🦅)(chóng )現武(wǔ )林。武當派(💽)門(🚌)下弟子飛英雄（岳華(🚚)）(🤣)和飛(fēi )英傑(jié )（王(🎌)鍾）兄弟下山查究，英(🕐)雄(👌)(xió(🏴)ng )途中(zhōng )遇五(wǔ )毒教教主之女素素（井莉(🥙)）(😯)，暗(🔨)(à(🌲)n )生情(qíng )愫。素素為保五毒天羅誤傷英傑(⚾)。武(🦏)(wǔ(🛺) )林(lín )大會(huì )中，英傑認(🦁)出殘害自已的兇手(⛵)，竟(🤖)是(🏈)(shì )兄長(zhǎng )心愛的女人(🏋)，英雄晴天霹靂，不(bú(🦗) )知(🐫)(zhī )所(suǒ )措(cuò )……