1000个爆笑脑筋急转弯

在很久以前(🍣)(qián )的(de )遥远星(📨)系中，“炮(pào )弹(🔼)(dàn )一族”因其(🈶)领袖的(de )愚蠢(🚫)(chǔn )，耗尽了自己星球的(de )大气，于是计划夺(duó(🌾) )取(qǔ )邻近的(🚏)朱迪亚星球(🍱)(qiú )的(de )纯净(jì(🌖)ng )空气。在朱迪(😒)(dí )亚(🐛)星(xīng )球(qiú )维(🚽)斯帕公主（(🍌)达芙(fú )妮(nī(🤭) )•祖尼加 Daphne Zuniga 饰(💳)）婚礼(lǐ )前(💃)夕，炮弹族总统斯(sī )古（梅尔(🎲)•布鲁克斯(😾) Mel Brooks 饰(shì )）派出(🏕)黑帽子大人(💐)率(lǜ )领(lǐng )巨(📫)型战舰绑架维斯(🤽)(sī )帕，以(yǐ )威(✍)胁朱迪亚方(😿)面就(jiù )范(fà(🍑)n )。维斯帕拒绝(🗃)没有(yǒu )爱(ài )情的婚姻选择逃婚(hūn )，却(què )陷(💞)入了炮弹族(😋)巨舰的(de )追击(🆕)，这时，因为(wé(🌙)i )欠(qiàn )高利贷(💛)在太(🤷)空中奔(bēn )逃(🎁)(táo )的太(tài )空(🔴)牛仔“孤星(xī(🌞)ng )”（比(bǐ )尔•(🔺)普尔曼 Bill Pullman 饰）(🍪)与(yǔ )半(bàn )人半狗的搭档巴夫(👣)(fū )受朱迪亚(🌨)国王所托，出(😺)面(miàn )将维斯(🍑)帕救走。炮(pà(🐷)o )弹(dàn )族岂肯善罢(🐛)甘休，正(zhèng )邪(🐋)势力在太空(🎗)上演(yǎn )了又(🎟)一(yī )场激战(😋)…… 60年代的(de )澳(ào )洲小镇，安倍林和(hé )弗(fú(🤣) )莱娅从小青(💪)梅竹马(mǎ )，两(🎩)(liǎng )人常常在(🐡)小镇近郊的(📝)(de )岩山(🙏)上分享秘密(😵)倾(qīng )诉(sù )衷(🔠)肠，当青春期(🌌)不(bú )可(kě )避(🎋)免(miǎn )地来临(✔)之际，他们(men )之(zhī )间的友谊也发(⛹)生了(le )微(wēi )妙(🗳)的变化，安倍(🖋)林(lín )对弗莱(😰)娅的情感中(🐀)多(duō )了一(yī )层青(🆘)春躁动的色(🚥)彩(cǎi )，而年长(💬)的弗莱娅却(😘)(què )喜(xǐ )欢上(🕰)了两人的共同(tóng )好友查(chá )瓦。 @飞屋 A man travels to the eastern coast of Korea carrying the ashes of his deceased wife. He hopes to scatter them in a place closer to her hometown, which lies near the demilitarized zone separating North from South Korea, but along his journey he becomes burdened with the deaths of two more women who cross his path. At the same time, a nurse attempts to escort the dying chairman of a business conglomerate to his hometown, which is also located just to the north or south of the DMZ. Pursued by henchmen of the chairman's son, a politician who wants to keep his father's journey out of the press, the nurse comes across the man carrying the metaphorical "three coffins." A serial killer is terrifying the prostitutes in a big Italian city. After few barbaric murdering four prostitutes Lena, Angela, Nadine and Stella decide to unify and try to self-defend themselves. The police and all the other prostitutes agree with the four and the hunting is open. Who is the cruel killer? 取材于(✅)王(wáng )朔(shuò )的(🖼)小说《一半是(🎀)火(huǒ )焰(yàn )，一(🤭)半是海水》。劳(🏐)改(gǎ(👙)i )犯郑天在狱(🎩)中将自己(jǐ(🧡) )的经历写成(🎱)剧本，后(hòu )被(🚹)一家电影厂(🚚)采用(yòng )。他刑(xíng )满释放后，应(yī(🛣)ng )电影(yǐng )厂(chǎ(🏐)ng )之邀饰演男(🛤)主角Ａ。一天(✝)，他到摄制组(😕)(zǔ )报到，惊奇(⚾)地发(📆)现扮(bàn )演女(🐏)(nǚ )主角白云(⬆)的演员Ｂ，竟(🖍)同生活中的(🐎)原型(xíng )十(shí )分酷似。电影开拍(pāi )后，郑(zhèng )天(🌞)好像又回到(〰)(dào )以前(qián )的(🏚)(de )生活中：Ａ(🥈)自幼丧(sàng )母(🤫)(mǔ )，父(🎅)亲续弦后，他(🤽)(tā )被遗(yí )弃(🔔)，流落街头，渐(💫)渐(jiàn )走上邪(🐖)路。他伙同(tó(⏹)ng )袁(yuán )原，利用丹丹的色(sè )相(xià(🤔)ng )作诱(yòu )饵，在(😌)夜间拦(lán )劫(🏠)出(chū )租(zū )汽(🥧)车和行人的(💢)钱财(cái )，过着(🍘)奢侈(🕘)挥霍的生(shē(🦕)ng )活。但有时他(🎽)又在大(dà )街(🔪)上(shàng )不计报(🧕)酬为人修自(zì )行(háng )车，在公共汽车上(shàng )给(🧖)(gěi )怀抱婴儿(🥕)的妇女让(rà(🦖)ng )座。他(tā )认为(🌐)人的天性(xì(🖇)ng )一半(🤪)(bàn )是(shì )魔鬼(🏵)，一半是天使(🏖)(shǐ )。一次，他在(👊)地铁车(chē )站(🌘)结(jié )识了美(⛷)术学校的女学(xué )生白云，两人(👑)彼此(cǐ )吸(xī(🔤) )引，过从甚密(👦)。白(bái )云(yún )得(👥)知(zhī )Ａ的经(😄)历后，原谅(lià(➗)ng )了(le )他(😩)的过去。Ａ也(🏌)向(xiàng )白(bái )云(🈺)发誓，要与罪(👡)恶(è )告别。但(🏩)好景不长，当旧(jiù )日的同伙又出现在(zài )Ａ(🙏)面前时，他经(💕)不住(zhù )诱(yò(👛)u )惑，又陷进了(🃏)罪恶(è )的深(🕋)渊(yuā(🐧)n )。他终于被关(🖇)(guān )进监(jiān )狱(🦆)(yù )，白云也因(🐆)知情不(bú )报(📹)(bào )而被学校(🔓)开除。她(tā )服安眠药自杀，幸被(🦄)人抢(qiǎng )救脱(🅱)险，后去了佛(💓)(fó )岛(dǎo )。郑天(🌱)曾参加由犯(🏺)(fàn )人(rén )组成(📋)的艺(🏹)术团去佛(fó(📻) )岛附近(jìn )的(🎬)劳改农场演(🛑)出，在(zài )组织(😪)安排下，与白(bái )云见了面。他为自己(jǐ )毁了(💞)(le )她的前程表(⛺)示忏悔，经过(🔴)磨难的白云(🌚)则(zé )表(biǎo )示(🕋)，将以(👱)终生行善(shà(🏻)n )作为生(shēng )命(📜)的归结。 대학(⛲)생이 되어 떠(🕵)난 재희와 지(🤼)방 소도시의 회사에 취직한 서(🌎)하는 여고동(🌓)창이다. 서하(🎲)는 회사의 사(🐼)장아들인 윤(🌶)수와 만나 사(🆘)랑하(🎬)나 윤수는 열(📘)차에서 만나(🗯)게 되어 인연(🦌)이 된 재희와(🤤) 약혼을 하고서 미국으로 유학을 간다. 상처(🏽)를 딛고 지방(🛤)의 약학대에(😝) 진학한 서하(🛂)에게 정태가(🔧) 나타(🥞)나지만 군에(🖨) 입대한 후 월(🛺)남전 참가소(💰)식을 보낸다(🕕). 졸업을 하고(🕥) 서하는 윤수의 도움으로 큰 제(✌)약회사에 일(🚵)자리를 얻게(🔆) 된다. 재희와(🐓)의 파탄으로(📳) 집요하게 그(📥)녀를(👑) 원하는 윤수(🙌)에게 마지막(😆)을 선언하는(🍘) 만남에서 서(🕙)하는 교통사고를 당한다. 월남에서 돌아온(😲) 정태와 결혼(🌶)한 서하는 결(🏚)국 암으로 아(😿)들 영진을 남(🍗)기고(🤗) 죽는다. 影片(🔴)(piàn )讲述的(de )是(➿)一个人从童(👆)(tóng )年到(dào )成(🈯)(chéng )年的叉路(🔟)上的遭遇(yù )。年轻的主人公虽(😩)然(rán )才经历(🏎)了一段短短(🚑)的生活(huó )里(🌙)程，却渴望获(🍥)得(dé )本(běn )族(🌬)世代(⛅)相传的遗产(📡)(chǎn )中(zhōng )如何(㊗)克服困难、(🚊)驾(jià )驭险途(🎻)(tú )的神秘力量。但他(tā )的(de )父亲却不愿意让(🏉)他(tā )出头露(🎪)面，并且想要(😴)(yào )杀死(sǐ )他(🕺)。母亲救了儿(😽)子，并(👢)把他送往远(💍)方。通(tōng )过一(💘)段艰苦的路(🍏)途(tú )，年轻(qī(🥝)ng )人开始体验(🎎)到(dào )了如(rú )何(hé )战胜他父亲(⬆)的至为(wéi )重(♈)(chóng )要的经验(🈵)和力量 三(sā(🛃)n )十岁上的阿(🚿)搏（周润发(💩) 饰(shì(🚷) )）心地善良(♎)，可惜(xī )事(shì(🐌) )业一事无成(🐹)，长年(nián )与(yǔ(😭) )痴迷茅山道术的表(biǎo )姐金花(huā )（叶德娴(🕤) 饰）相依(yī(🛃) )为(wéi )命，身边(🎱)只有一个(gè(🖌) )聋哑的昔日(🙋)江湖(🦃)兄弟(dì )“六(liù(🈯) )尺三”跟随。某(💅)日，阿搏在一(♊)只古旧家(jiā(🦖) )具(jù )中发现(⌛)女鬼魏小蝶(dié )（钟楚(chǔ )红 饰(🐫)）的求助(zhù(🦆) )信，遂(suí )奉献(⭕)三年阳寿与(🤶)小(xiǎo )蝶(dié )结(🔱)为鬼夫妻，以(🥁)助(zhù(🗣) )其脱离阴婚(🐨)羁绊。魏小蝶(🥔)(dié )回阳世报(🐝)恩，却被(bèi )阿(🛑)(ā )搏误会为落难大陆(lù )妹(mèi )并再次搭救(🎄)。阿搏(bó )女友(🥢)阿(ā )美（王(🚵)小凤 饰）厌(🎤)(yàn )倦(juàn )清苦(😲)生活(🌕)频频出轨(guǐ(🔖) )，终于弃阿搏(🔨)而去，小蝶(dié(💺) )现身安慰，填(🌈)补了阿(ā )搏(✳)的情感缺失，看(kàn )穿(chuān )小蝶女(🏡)鬼身份的金(🥕)(jīn )花施法(fǎ(👟) )捉鬼，但终于(🐗)(yú )被小(xiǎo )蝶(🏧)(dié )的诚意打(🏓)动，反(📼)而(ér )帮(bāng )助(📆)小蝶延长在(😢)阳世(shì )逗留(😾)的时间。阿美(👝)离开阿(ā )搏后生活并不如意(yì )，要求复合(🎗)被阿搏拒(jù(❤) )绝(jué )后愤而(📻)自杀，化作(zuò(✈) )厉鬼寻(xún )仇(🍑)……(🕟)