Eddie Monsoon is a South African entertainer who,following the failure of several pilot shows for TV in his homeland,faked his suicide,went to Brazil and then to England where he attracted notoriety with his explicit sex farces on the stage and shocking TV shows which even Channel 4 banned. Now he is in rehab at Les Incurables for the seventeenth time,a drug and alcohol addict wanted on two continents for sex crimes. In exchange for money he tells interviewer Tony Bilbow his story - before mysteriously disappearing. Written by don @ minifie-1
风和日(🚑)(rì )丽的一天，内裤大盗八(bā )宝斋（永井一郎(😵) 饰(🚘)）洗劫风(fē(🔟)ng )林(🏻)馆高中女(nǚ(⛪) )子(😦)更衣室，最终中了乱(luàn )马（山口勝(shèng )平 饰）(🎻)的(🌿)美人计，还遭(🐟)到(🥁)女(nǚ )生们的(🦒)一(🌻)通(tōng )暴打。愤恨(hèn )至际的八宝(bǎo )斋做出了(🌽)神(🌽)(shé(🛋)n )秘的春眠香(❌)，只(⏰)(zhī )要闻过此(💇)香(🚿)(xiāng )整个冬天都(dōu )不会醒来。八宝斋与乱(luà(💒)n )马(🚯)在家中进行(🐕)攻(⏺)防(🌨)战，无意(yì )间(🎄)却将香喷(pēn )到小茜的身(shēn )上。未过多(duō )久，小(🈺)茜(⛽)在(zài )课上沉(🏦)沉(⛹)睡去，却变成(✴)无(🏎)人(rén )能够近身的(de )睡梦武功高(gāo )手。而另一(yī(👳) )方(👹)面，小茜(qiàn )陷(🦀)入(🔄)了无休无止(🐯)的(😔)梦中世界(jiè )。对于乱马(mǎ )来说，这无(wú )疑是(⚽)悲(🐫)剧(🖐)的(de )开始……(🧞)
Ok, folks, this is my last Ishii upload. Totsugeki! Hakata gurentai is his first feature and last 8mm film. Haven't watched it yet myself, but from the looks of it, this is very much reminescent of eighties and nineties v-cinema, sort of like early Miike (only made in 1978). There is considerably more dialogue than in his earlier films, but it doesn't seem too complicated plotwise.
游(🤮)(yóu )荡在东京(⏮)涉(🌏)谷街(jiē )头的19岁女孩(hái )路易（吉高(gāo )由里(😶)子(📰) 饰）对生活(✂)充(🗺)满(🏄)(mǎn )绝望，某日(🏓)她在迪斯科中邂(xiè )逅朋克青年(nián )阿玛（高(🚡)良(🔬)(liáng )健吾 饰）(🤪)。阿(📹)玛穿钉打(dǎ(💽) )孔(🍜)、纹身分舌，造型时尚前(qián )卫。在阿玛(mǎ )的介(🧙)绍(🏛)下，路易对蛇(🕵)舌(💚)(shé )颇感兴趣(🏕)。他(📱)们一同来到纹身师阿柴（ARATA 饰）的小店(dià(㊙)n )，穿(🎊)钉(😣)和纹(wén )身的(🤷)痛(📲)楚让(ràng )路易(💬)体(🏸)验到(dào )前所未有的快感(gǎn )，而双性恋(liàn )且(🚡)有(🎤)着虐待(dài )欲(👽)的(😶)阿(⏲)柴也(yě )被眼(🍞)前(🍓)这个(gè )娇小的女子迷住。
神户港，海堂组和(🥨)龙(🔶)(lóng )神组两大(🛋)黑(🎃)(hēi )帮矛盾重(🚖)重(📭)(chóng )，抗争不断(duàn )。海堂组的老大百合（久保(bǎ(📣)o )菜(🆙)穂子 饰）凭(🚙)借(📅)女性柔(róu )弱(🧕)之(🤥)躯支撑(chēng )全组，野心(xīn )勃勃的龙神因此颇为(🔖)忌(🚆)惮。某日，关东(🐚)(dō(🕡)ng )各大帮派举(💁)(jǔ(🗣) )行三轩一家(jiā )的继承仪式，但龙神组老大(🚜)(dà(🎚) )刚田升从中(🥕)(zhō(🌽)ng )作(🌺)梗，未向(xiàng )百(⬆)合(🦃)发出邀(yāo )请。海堂组(zǔ )小弟阿广（中山昭(🖐)二(👶) 饰）倍(bèi )感(⏭)受(🏰)辱，于(yú )是怒(😨)闯(🚘)庆典(diǎn )会场，反遭(zāo )龙神组殴打(dǎ )，幸亏绰号(😡)“台(💈)风”的阿政(zhè(⬅)ng )（(🍴)宇津井健(jià(🖋)n ) 饰(🤷)）出手制(zhì )止。百合亲(qīn )自前去讨还(hái )公道(🕵)，令(🗜)刚田分外难(🌧)堪(🏟)。
影(yǐng )片内容(㊗)是(🥦)节(jiē )选了赵尚志(zhì )20多年抗战生(shēng )涯中智(🕡)取(🚛)五常堡这一(🏿)片(😫)段(🏭)，讲述了他善(🍭)(shà(🎫)n )于调动各方(fāng )力量，在与(yǔ )日军周旋过(guò(👴) )程(🌰)中，使用了调(🖕)虎(🕒)离山、打(dǎ(⏯) )草(🎦)惊蛇、将(jiāng )计就计等多(duō )种智谋，最(zuì )终胜(🙆)利(📑)智取(qǔ )五常(😉)堡(🏿)的故事。
Ok, folks, this is my last Ishii upload. Totsugeki! Hakata gurentai is his first feature and last 8mm film. Haven't watched it yet myself, but from the looks of it, this is very much reminescent of eighties and nineties v-cinema, sort of like early Miike (only made in 1978). There is considerably more dialogue than in his earlier films, but it doesn't seem too complicated plotwise.
金山(🥦)戈(🖱)（唐(táng )威）為一浪(làng )跡天涯之江(jiāng )湖客，因(👏)見(⛳)(jiàn )金人入侵(🛃)河(📸)(hé )山破碎，乃(📅)思(🛋)投在張哲元帥(shuài )麾下從軍報(bào )國。一夜遇(📅)(yù(🧔) )見丞相之子(🌬)(zǐ(📎) )與(🐁)兩惡少在酒(😂)樓(🧐)飲酒作樂，仗勢欺人與(yǔ )之發生衝突(tū )大(⛔)打(🐧)出手，丞相之(🗻)子(🥤)不(bú )幸為惡(🏺)少(🐎)失手刺死，誣山戈(gē )所為，元帥(shuài )亦誤為山戈(🧓)(gē(🆕) )所刺，欲押(yā(🛹) )解(🈶)發配邊地(dì(📗) )，途(🕤)中遇金兵攔阻，差官逃(táo )走無蹤，山(shān )戈藝高(♒)膽(😋)大(dà )打的金(🌮)兵(🥜)落(luò )花流水(🍟)，山(🐌)(shān )戈亦解枷鎖。元帥張哲為金(jīn )元帥完顏(🍟)（(🚲)魏蘇）所殺(💣)(shā(🤣) )，元(🥍)帥之女(nǚ )恩(🏪)珠(⛸)（韓湘琴）幸得王封（高明）之助(zhù )，一(🤝)行(🍌)人逃(táo )至陸(💳)莊(🌋)，以(yǐ )其為根(🌹)據(📆)地(dì )，招募天下英雄報國仇家恨(hèn )，值山戈路(🔼)(lù(🤚) )經此處，比(bǐ(🤶) )武(😛)結果王封(fē(👫)ng )大(🦃)為賞識...
犬(quǎn )夜叉、戈薇、弥勒、珊瑚、琥(🐼)珀(🚌)众人随(suí )杀(💥)生(🍼)丸等同(tóng )行(💈)。杀(🐆)生丸(wán )原本就对父(fù )亲将铁碎牙传给犬(🏾)夜(🎌)叉耿耿(gěng )于怀(😌)，当(🚱)领(lǐng )悟到父(🏉)亲(🔮)有(yǒu )意令冥道残(cán )月破融进铁碎牙时心(🐻)中(🌤)更是(shì )充满(🦗)怨(🍎)恨。正值此时，神(⤵)无的白夜(yè )出现，将镜(jìng )妖的碎片留下。杀生(⚫)丸(🚪)把碎(suì )片融(🦐)入(🤪)天生(shēng )牙，随(🚖)即(🖕)生(shēng )出足以和铁(tiě )碎牙媲美的(de )魔刀。虽然知(🏜)晓(🚂)奈落企图让(⬅)(rà(🤵)ng )他们兄弟厮(🥏)(sī(🎹) )杀，从中渔(yú )利，但恼怒(nù )之际的杀生(shēng )丸(🔁)还(🐑)是向犬夜叉发(⛄)起(🌜)攻击。在“无尽(🖕)的(💲)(de )梦境”中，这对兄弟的(de )厮杀旋即展开。正邪铁(🍙)碎(💅)牙(yá )，孰将胜(🤞)出(🤔)(chū )……