蜥蜴先生和乌鸦小姐

名(mí(📮)ng )不(🥖)见(🏵)经(🤪)传(🍰)的(🍴)(de )钢琴家(jiā )安迪（马提(tí )亚斯·施维赫夫 Matthias Schweighöfer 饰）和(hé )从未干过(🍩)什(🤳)(shí(🥋) )么(😉)正(🎥)经(🌠)(jīng )事整天游手(shǒu )好闲的(de )本诺（弗洛(luò )里安·大卫·菲茨(cí(🎁) ) Florian David Fitz 饰(😯)）(🧔)，这(🧒)两(❎)个(👪)个(😦)性迥异似(sì )乎永远都不会有交(jiāo )集的人，相识于病(bìng )房之中(🎠)，两(🎾)人(😵)都(🎟)患(💻)(huà(😴)n )上了无法治愈的绝(jué )症，时日无多。 Youthful tough Johnny Stone has fallen under the influence of petty crook Frank Wilson, who involves him and robbery and murder using his sister's boyfriend's stolen gun 英(yīng )国皇家(jiā )莎士比亚剧(jù(🚸) )团(😃)（(🐙)Royal Shakespeare Company）(🙈)2014年(❣)重(🤸)排的历(lì )史剧，在莎士比亚(yà )故乡，同时也是RSC总(zǒng )部的Stratford-upon-Avon，皇家莎士(🏋)比(🕺)(bǐ(🔙) )亚(👂)剧(🎻)院(🍑)(yuàn )（Royal Shakespeare Theatre）现场向(xiàng )英国和(hé )欧美的影院(yuàn )进行直(zhí )播（RSC Live）。 As a faithful young houseboy fully devotes himself to his spiritual duty, his teacher plans turning over his grandfather's mountain property to realtors for profit. 本(bě(🔅)n )片(😙)描(🏅)述(📪)(shù(👥) )的(🤮)是一群大(dà )学生在(zài )火车上开化妆舞会(huì )，不料一名在兄弟(🐭)(dì(📑) )会(🚛)中(👘)遭(🥢)受(🏖)戏弄的大(dà )学新生在心理失衡(héng )下混入了这班列车(chē )，他不断(🌗)换(🛺)装(🚇)，伺(🦃)(sì(📪) )机(💋)用各(gè )种手法把大(dà )学生一(yī )个一个杀掉(diào )。 Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels. 千山(shān )（MIC王浩饰(🤭)）(👲)因(🛶)违(🏞)背(🆑)(bè(🕔)i )校规地下斗(dòu )舞，意(yì )外致人重伤(shāng )，被勒(lè )令退学。叛(pàn )逆的千(💒)(qiā(😻)n )山(📆)拒(🏆)绝(🍎)哥(🔤)哥(gē )帮助，在李主任的(de )牵线下(xià )进入现音——前提(tí )是协助(🚴)该(📊)校(🛵)PTA舞(🅱)社(📎)拿(📟)(ná(🉐) )下亚太街舞大赛奖(jiǎng )项。自由散漫、玩(wán )世不恭的千山在每(🎃)(mě(😐)i )一(🕖)次(🌺)排(🛳)练(📃)中都状况(kuàng )百出，令队长水诺(nuò )（刘忻(xīn )饰）大为光(guāng )火。