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П(📹)а(💊)стор Тал(🛵)ьнокс яр(📏)о(💎)стно при(🎎)зывает п(🆙)а(👷)ству бор(🏂)оться с и(📢)скушения(🛵)ми, о(🎄)днак(🥙)о сам стан(🛬)ови(📿)тся ж(😽)ертвой собла(🛰)зна. В(🎳) его(🤶) доме появ(🕘)ляет(🔪)ся с(📌)а(🚥)тана, под(🤺)талкива(🗞)я(🥂) героя к в(🌊)оровств(🈺)у(🏰) и духовн(🚸)ому паде(🥞)н(☕)ию. На бер(🦁)егу реки(💁) Сочи нема(🏣)я та(🛵)нцов(🎫)щица Гизе(⛴)лла(⛸) знак(🍽)омится с Викт(🥍)ором(🐂) и вл(🏷)юбляется(🕺) в нег(🏰)о. Ка(🦁)ж(😵)ется, что(⛹) Виктор о(🐊)т(🔺)вечает(🦗) е(🍼)й взаимн(🍇)о(📯)стью, но в(🆑)скоре та(🈹)н(🎮)цовщица(📌) обнаруж(💦)ивает его(🌪) с др(🎨)угой(🍆). Увидев Ги(😆)зел(👗)лу в р(🚨)оли умирающе(👛)го ле(🎄)бед(🚻)я, в нее влю(🎸)бляе(🔴)тся(💵) (?)х(🥩)удожник(🖌) Глински(🔵)й(🐅), стремя(🛌)щ(⛔)ийся изо(🌾)б(💰)разить в(🧡) картине(🔆) с(⏰)мерть, и и(🎁)спользу(🌟)ет танцов(🚌)щиц(🔅)у для(🍇) осуществ(😂)лен(💞)ия св(🚟)оего замысла(❕). In Nerven, writer-director-producer Robert Reinert tried to capture the "nervous epidemic" caused by war and misery which "drives people mad". This unique portrait of the life in 1919 Germany, filmed on location in Munich, describes the cases of different people from all levels of society: Factory owner Roloff who looses his mind in view of catastrophies and social disturbances, teacher John who is the hero of the masses and Marja who turns into a radical revolutionary. Using different fragments the Munich Film Museum could reconstruct this forgotten German classic which is a historic document and anticipates already elements of the Expressionist cinema of the 1920s. Suddenly left a legacy of 500 pounds, Rachel Higgins, maid-of-all-work in the Palfrey household, desires to become a "lady". Helped by Madame Recamier, a modiste who pities her, Rachel, perfectly gowned, manicured and versed in the art of deportment, applies to Lady Muriel Tahourdin for instruction but is scornfully told: "You have the soul of a servant and can never have that of a lady." Madame Recamier's mannequin advises her to set her cap at men, because, she says, "men won't worry about a woman's soul if her complexion and dress are right." Rachel meets Seward Pendyne, younger son of a Cornish baronet, who falls in love with her and whom she subsequently marries without revealing her real name or humble origin. 陈时英在(🐊)美(měi )国(😔)陆军大学毕(bì )业后(🐘)，投身回国(🐌)，改(gǎi )革(🚹)祖(🌡)国的军工教育(yù(📯) )，仅仅一年的(de )时间(🌻)就(🕯)成就斐然。可(kě(🍐) )是(🥒)此时的国家正是(🎡)(shì(💁) )军阀混战，时(shí )英(🕋)的督军也因与邻(🚉)(lí(⏹)n )省(shěng )的军(jun1 )阀不睦(🍵)，决定(dìng )发动战争(🏅)。时(shí )英不愿看到战(🐊)争，对督(🕑)军(jun1 )极力劝(💋)阻，督(dū )军不听。时英(📫)(yīng )奔赴(🌪)(fù )战场后(🖋)身受重(chóng )伤。朦(méng )胧之中，时(🗝)英(yīng )将看(🐪)护当作(🥛)家人倾(qīng )吐了满腔(🔜)的情(qíng )感(🎌)。时英自(🧤)知(🦕)(zhī )已不(bú )久(jiǔ )人(🌑)世，便取下了妻(qī(❔) )子(🌶)送他项链，托人(⚽)交(🤜)还家人并嘱(zhǔ )托(🕠)(tuō(✖) )他们不要悲伤。可(🎺)(kě )是噩耗传来，家(💄)里(🎅)的老母、妻子(zǐ(🎌) )、女儿(ér )又怎么(🚼)能够不(bú )悲伤呢？(🤼) 《活(huó )动(🐛)写真》（日(😴)语：活動写(xiě )真）(🤖)指的是(😩)一(yī )部日(😳)本动画短(duǎn )片，据信是日本(🏳)动(dòng )画史(🍜)上(shàng )最(🎓)古老的作品(pǐn )。短片(📵)的主创人(🛑)员(yuán )未(🌎)知(🐻)，有证据(jù )表明其(🔈)制作时(shí )间是(shì(📷) )在(❓)(zài )1907到1911年间，有可(🔙)能(💚)比(bǐ )西方动画开(🎪)始(🆗)(shǐ )在日本放映的(🍡)时期(qī )还(hái )要早(🍉)。这(🐆)段短片是(shì )于2005年(🙀)在京都市(shì )的一(🔒)台家用放映机(jī )中(⛪)(zhōng )发现(💝)(xiàn )的。 Graustark needs thirty million dollars to satisfy a Russian loan. The Prince of Dawsbergen, ruler of the adjoining principality, will advance the money if the young Prince of Graustark marries his daughter. Prince Robin, however, inherits an independent spirit, his father having been an American. He refuses absolutely to marry a Princess whom he has never seen. His councilors plead in vain. With the ruin of his country imminent, the boy ruler hastily sails for America to negotiate the loan, hoping at the same time to meet the girl of his dreams. The money is readily advanced by William W. Blithers, a self-made millionaire anxious to have his daughter marry into royalty. The daughter, however, avoids the Prince and he does not see her. He rescues a girl from drowning and falls in love with her. He believes her to be Blithers' daughter, but she does not reveal her identity. Simultaneous with the Prince's departure for home comes a note to Blithers from his daughter that she has sailed for Europe to escape the Prince. Blithers is elated. He is certain they will meet on shipboard. The Prince does meet the girl he loves. In Paris he makes a tryst with her and they are arrested for speeding. Before any sentence can be passed upon her, however, a diplomatic document reaches the court and they are freed. The Prince believes the power of Blithers to be world-wide. The night of his return to Graustark with the welcome news of the loan, the Prince of Dawsbergen is a guest at the palace. A mysterious note calls the younger man to the terrace. There he meets the girl. He tells her that even though she is Blithers' daughter, he wants to marry her. Taking her into the palace he announces her to the councilors as his future bride. He cannot account for their approving smile. "There is your father," he tells the girl as Blithers, who followed them across the ocean, enters the room. She laughs. "No, my father is over there," she exclaims, pointing to the Prince of Dawsbergen. The energetic Blithers explodes when he learns the news. He recovers himself, however, and says: "Congratulations. Prince. I can be a good loser." 本片(🥦)的故(gù )事取材自拉(🧥)格(gé )洛(🏍)芙的小說(🚦)。 16世紀(jì )的時候(hòu )，年輕的蘇(📮)格(gé )蘭船(🏅)長和他(🔻)的(de )三個(gè )夥伴被抓(😥)在一(yī )個(🔨)堡壘(lě(🦁)i )裡。 他們設法(fǎ )逃脫(➖)，並殺死財主(zhǔ )阿(😱)爾(🍳)納，搶走(zǒu )他藏(📵)有(🎺)財寶的(de )箱子(zǐ )，這(🏞)樣(🔅)他們每個人都(dō(📇)u )成為了富翁。 他們(🌍)華(🏼)服在身，只(zhī )等(dě(♍)ng )陷入寒冰的船隻(🗓)解(jiě )凍就逃回英國(🕸)(guó )。 蘇格(🛍)蘭船長遇(✖)到(dào )了(le )阿爾(ěr )納的(🔜)親屬艾(♊)爾(ěr )莎麗(🔧)。 美麗清(qīng )新的姑娘對船長(🦒)一(yī )見鍾(🍂)情(qíng )，愛(🕗)上了他。 不久，艾爾莎(🎬)(shā )麗知(zhī(📃) )道船長(🎩)就是殺(shā )害自己(jǐ(⛲) )親人的兇手，陷入(⏩)絕(🔑)望，在極度(dù )痛(🦎)苦(🔫)中自殺身(shēn )亡。