In this full-color graphic novel, Jason posits a strange, violent world in which contract killers can be hired to rub out pests, be they dysfunctional relatives, abusive co-workers, loud neighbors, or just annoyances in general -- and as you might imagine, their services are in heavy demand. One such killer is given the unique job of traveling back in time to kill Adolf Hitler in 1939... but things go spectacularly wrong. Hitler overpowers the would-be assassin and sends himself to the present, leaving the killer stranded in the past. The killer eventually finds his way back to the present by simply waiting the decades out as he ages, and teams up with his now much-younger girlfriend to track down the missing fascist dictator...
西天(tiān )佛殿(diàn )之弥勒(lè )及睡(📊)仙(xiān )二罗汉(🍤)被(😍)遣(qiǎn )往凡间(jiān )巡视，大鹏(péng )苦(💍)求(🏕)通(🈴)行获准。但(🐺)(dàn )大鹏原潜逃留在凡(🚳)(fán )间。更化(🔽)身(🅾)凡(🌖)人占(zhàn )据(🔥)硫璃洞，利用神(shén )力法(🐎)术(shù )要协平(✏)西(🚚)郡王送一(yī )女前往成亲，否则(🧓)(zé(🗒) )全程遭殃。郡(💲)王打(dǎ )算是牺牲一平民女(nǚ )子(🗓)，可(🏂)是(🍻)女(nǚ )子的(🏄)兄(xiōng )长竟和四好(hǎo )友(🆗)前往(wǎng )硫(🏁)璃(🈸)洞(🧑)，可(kě )是却被(bèi )全杀掉(diào )，更(gèng )激(🥖)怒了(le )大鹏，把(😖)郡(💗)(jun4 )王和其(qí )女儿捉(zhuō )去。@
GENIUS PARTY
麦兜电(🚸)(dià(🕒)n )影(🤒)版的(de )第五(🐐)部作品(pǐn )，春田花花幼(➰)稚园(yuán )出(💡)现(🤬)了(🕐)史无前例(🏒)的(de )经济困难。即使校(xià(🕛)o )长（黄秋生(😍) 配(📧)音）和陈老(lǎo )师（许飞 配音(💺)）(👄)以(yǐ )及麦太(🐞)（吴君如 配(pèi )音）等家长使出(🌻)浑(🤟)(hú(🙃)n )身解数也(🚈)没法解决(jué )。于是学校(🤠)(xiào )召开了(🥝)(le )一(🎊)次(⛽)校友筹(chóu )款晚会(huì )，但是长大(dà(😫) )成人的(de )校友(⭕)们(🍶)(men )都没(méi )什么出(chū )息，欣(xīn )慰的(🌓)(de )是(🔨)校(🌘)长(zhǎng )无意(🗄)之(zhī )中发现了麦(mài )兜(⌛)等小(xiǎo )朋(🛏)友(🐁)的(🧕)音乐(lè )天(🐞)赋。经过挫折，校长终于(🤯)找到了胶(jiā(🎵)o )牌(😈)经理人（郑中基(jī ) 配音）为(🍻)小(🕚)朋友合(hé )唱(👭)团打(dǎ )理事宜，演出大获(huò )成功(🐴)通(😶)告(🏀)不断。可(kě(🍳) )惜最后关头经理人(ré(🌎)n )失踪，合唱(🐱)团(🍌)并(〰)没(méi )有为学校带(dài )来大收(shōu )益(🏸)。可校长(zhǎng )在(🕉)最(🌕)后(hòu )一场演出中(zhōng )发现了(le )惊(🎋)喜(🐟)，春田(tián )花花(⚾)幼(yòu )稚园也(yě )还有(yǒu )成功的(de )校(♊)友(🖐)存(📖)(cún )在，众校(👽)友(yǒu )再一次(cì )感到了(🕰)人生(shēng )的真(😫)谛(🐨)。
富家少女(nǚ )蓓琪受爱迪诱惑，被(🚚)骗到泰国色(🛰)情集(jí )团，以跳脱衣舞及(jí )娼为(💔)活(🥞)(huó(💋) )，其父是香(🍟)港大富(fù )商，因爱女外(📑)出多(duō )日(📍)无(🥊)音(🔀)讯，听其助(zhù )手兼法律顾问沈长(🏻)(zhǎng )青相告，高(🙁)(gā(🌬)o )薪聘请(qǐng )私家侦探戴(dài )世调(🌪)查(🌇)(chá )。
周玉珍为(🌶)(wéi )筹措母(mǔ )亲的医药费(fèi )，无奈(🚴)(nà(✨)i )成(🐳)为邹(zōu )百(🥊)川(chuān )的妾侍(shì )。川妻(qī(🍐) )何氏假装大(🔚)(dà(🔀) )方，容(róng )许川接珍及(jí )其他三位(💮)妾侍回家(jiā(🥞) )共住，暗里却经常(cháng )联手戏弄川(💜)，令(🌵)川(🈁)(chuān )狼狈不(💑)堪。珍与理(lǐ )发师雷(lé(🎷)i )士豪相恋(📴)，豪(🔏)误(⏳)以(yǐ )为珍是川的千金，川亦把豪(⌛)误作是女(nǚ(👟) )儿(✍)珍妮的男友。何(hé )将计就计，暗(🎏)中(🙌)为(wéi )珍、豪(😄)筹办(bàn )婚事，川直至‘嫁(jià )女’(⏫)当(🦕)(dā(🛸)ng )日婚礼完(📍)成(chéng )后才得(dé )悉真相(👩)(xiàng )，人(rén )财(🦖)两(🏗)失(🍣)(shī )。