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It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha's walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi's eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma... Written by Thomas L. Phillips 拉合(⛵)尔市(💖)(shì )集的(🕤)一(yī )间茶馆里，巴基斯(sī )坦男子跟美(měi )国陌生(shēng )人叨叨述说(shuō )自(🔙)己的(🌑)(de )故事。当(🎌)夜(yè(🍜) )越来越(📿)(yuè )深(🐕)，男子的(de )故事(💷)渐(jiàn )渐透露(🐁)(lù )出(🏠)，两人的(👮)(de )相遇(🥫)或(huò )许(🚏)并非偶然(rán )…… Ja-yeong(42) gets a message from her husband that he is going to immigrate. Being afraid of not seeing her son again, she escapes from the mental hospital. 便衣民警老张(zhāng )（张立宪 饰）在酒(jiǔ )桌上跟一(📛)帮兄(🕐)弟们(men )开(♊)怀畅(🌬)饮，用歌(🌗)声(shē(💖)ng )道出了(le )北京(🖨)的苦辣酸甜(😀)。他们潜伏在(🚤)川流(🏣)不(bú )息(📫)的人(🐥)群中，伺(🔐)机(jī )而动，抓捕违法犯(fàn )罪人员：无(wú )论是用(yòng )电子干扰汽(qì )车(🌟)车锁(🐒)(suǒ )盗取(🦄)财物(🥠)的(de )，还是(🏢)(shì )用(💋)残疾人作(zuò(🏐) )诱饵碰(pèng )瓷(🧢)的，无(🕶)论(lùn )是(🏢)拉帮(❕)(bāng )结派(🛋)的(de )梁上(shàng )君子，还是招(zhāo )摇撞变的算(suàn )命先生……全都逃(táo )不过(🕐)老张(🛀)的法眼(🕋)。老张(📉)的事迹(🙆)甚至(✉)还(hái )上了北(🧑)京电视台的(🙂)(de )纪录片(piàn )。然(😾)而，眼(⛔)看犯罪(🚾)(zuì )分(⛎)子一个(📡)个落网，老张的内心却陷入(rù )了迷惘。他也是上(shàng )有老下有小(xiǎo )的(🤥)普通(👗)(tōng )人。多(👨)年的(🔔)(de )打拼，令(😑)老张(🐻)的身(shēn )体也(🛐)亮(liàng )起了红(🧢)灯，他(🍙)有哮(xiā(😃)o )喘，有(🥎)高血(xuè(🤘) )压，但(dàn )是为了(le )抓贼(zéi )，他努(nǔ )力地克(kè )服着(zhe )自己的(de )困难。然而，他门(🤳)(mén )口(🏕)总有一(🕥)个不(🕦)离不(bú(🚂) )弃的(🚴)尾随者，很多(🏅)(duō )光怪陆离(🌍)的事件接(jiē(🏝) )连发(📆)生(shēng )，令(🕯)老张(🍸)和他的(🦎)弟(dì )兄们猝不及防…… A fateful encounter sends a man on a journey that makes him question the role of coincidence and fate in his life. 太太外遇， 迫使Antoine搬(bān )去與童年好友住。 他開(🍕)始扮(🍷)演(yǎn )三(🆑)個孩(➗)(hái )子的(🚥)假日(🎯)父(fù )親， 慢(mà(🕗)n )慢了解人的(🖍)(de )生活(📥)還(hái )是(🏅)要繼(💜)續，愛情(🕞)的(de )火花還是會(huì )再次燃(rán )起。 搞(gǎo )不定(dìng )自己的(de )男人，想要(yào )搞定(❎)兩(liǎ(🏘)ng )個女人(🌥)；當(✴)家小生(🏝)(shēng )沒(🔞)辦法上台，遇(❌)上(shàng )了印度(😨)郎中； 出品(❎)(pǐn )单(🆗)位: 北京(🕞)嘉禾明珠(zhū(🎠) )影视文(wén )化有限公司 奥谢是(shì )个英俊潇洒的爱尔(ě(➡)r )兰小民警，他(🔻)每天(🧦)(tiān )的工(👲)作就(🤱)是到辖(📳)区(qū(🏵) )内的酒吧里(🙄)(lǐ )巡逻，每天(🈁)和他(🤐)打(dǎ )交(🤥)道的(💗)(de )不是本(🗼)地酒(jiǔ )鬼就是(shì )不知从那冒(mào )出来的(de )古怪人士。直到一(yī )天，他(tā(👛) )发现(🔗)(xiàn )了一(🤮)种(zhǒ(🔀)ng )貌似巨(🖍)(jù )大(🙄)章(zhāng )鱼的恶(🕊)(è )心外星生(🤛)物正准备(bè(🤷)i )大肆(🖱)袭击他(🐦)的小镇(zhèn )，经过实战发现，酒鬼的血液对外星(xīng )人来说(shuō )是万能毒(💩)药，于是(shì )乎(⚫)，小民(🖕)警奥谢(🕘)想(xiǎ(🌸)ng )出了一条绝(🗳)世妙计(jì )：(🐼)把全镇人灌(🍈)醉…(👮)… A once happy, young couple must work together to cover up a murder at their own engagement party. Their secret is safe as long as they can stick together.