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Thakur Rajnath Singh Chouhan opens a can of worms when he announces that he is going to marry a prostitute by the name of Tulsi. His mother will not even consider Tulsi as a daughter-in-law, and would prefer that he marry Sanjukta. Tulsi convinces him that he should marry the woman of his mother's choice, which he eventually does. Thereafter Tulsi gives birth to a baby boy, Ajay, and passes away. Sanjukta raises Ajay as her own child, even after the passing away of Rajnath, and even after giving birth to Pratap. Ajay is given the entire responsibility of the estate, while Pratap squanders money on courtesans and alcohol. Sanjukta trusts Ajay, until one day when a villager complains to her that Ajay has got his daughter, Geeta, pregnant; additionally she also finds out that Ajay has been misappropriating money, and also owes money to a prostitute named Leelabai, the very woman who sold Tulsi to Rajnath. Now Sanjukta has to decide what is to be done with Ajay. 本(📚)(běn )片(piàn )是(➿)英国(👮)(guó )著(💎)(zhe )名的(🤡)(de )喜剧团体Monty Python的成员特里琼斯 (Terry Jones)导演的一部荒诞不经的(🎲)调侃(♓)(kǎn )宗(zōng )教(⛪)的(de )电(⏺)(diàn )影(yǐng ),故(🏑)事(shì(🥘) )的发(🕒)生地(🤸)在巴(➰)勒斯坦,讲述了一个普通的男人被世人误(wù )认(📡)(rèn )为是(shì )弥(mí(🎲) )赛亚(🗝)(犹(yóu )太人(🎊)企(qǐ(🍖) )盼的复国(🐊)救主(🏼))，由此引发(🤹)了许多啼笑皆非的故(gù )事(shì )，一(yī )如(rú )Monty Python所有的(de )电(dià(📮)n )影那(📤)(nà )般，特里(❄)琼斯(🐎)在这部电(🍡)影中(🕸)也使(🏓)用了(🙃)大量荒诞(dàn )无厘头(tóu )的(de )笑料，电(diàn )影以(yǐ )圣经为原(🏍)型，由(🐛)头至尾都(⛅)充斥(🏈)着颠覆，嘲(💤)讽的(👮)意味(🕔)，对(duì(🗯) )于虔(🎚)(qián )诚(chéng )的宗教(jiāo )人士来说，这部电影确实是场(⛽)巨大的灾难。 本(🛁)片是(✌)成(chéng )龙(ló(🤳)ng )《蛇(shé(🍰) )形(xíng )刁手(👥)》的跟(🔜)风(fēng )作，剧(👘)情结构与《蛇形刁手》相似，不过远不(bú )及(jí )后者(zhě )。但(🗼)正是(🐡)(shì )有(yǒu )着(🛎)像(xià(🚀)ng )《猴形扣手(🎷)》这类(🚔)片子(🙃)的推(🍶)波助澜，香港才有(yǒu )了谐趣(qù )功(gōng )夫片的(de )高(gāo )潮迭(🅰)(dié )起(🌷)。论坛发过(🈚)本片(📻)的英文版(🐕)，现将(👁)国语(📈)版拿(🌤)出分享，相(xiàng )信喜(xǐ )欢(huān )功夫片(piàn )的朋友一定不愿(🌕)错过。 本片為張(🐬)徹導(🕚)演，並與倪(💹)匡聯(🗽)(lián )合(📧)(hé )編(📖)劇(jù(🥘) )，演員除(chú(🎼) )羅(luó )莽、江生、郭追、孫建、鹿峰一眾《五毒》演員(🚁)之(zhī(🤣) )外(wài )，尚(shà(🌄)ng )有(yǒ(🏿)u )曹達華(huá(🐰) )客(kè(🛣) )串。故(👢)事描(♟)述土匪出身的軍人韓佩昌(王力 飾)發動叛(pàn )變，殺(shā(🙋) )死(sǐ(🚭) )師長楊(yá(➰)ng )宗(zō(🙇)ng )，竊(qiè )居其(👽)位，楊(🐈)家只(🚘)得長(🦕)子大英一人(羅莽 飾)逃出生天。大(dà )英(yīng )志切(qiē )報(bà(🧤)o )仇，結(jié )果未得(❎)手已(🚶)告命喪；(🍍)其好(🚲)友陳(👮)風(江(❔)生 飾(📭))、梁國仁(🕒)(郭追(zhuī ) 飾(shì ))、傅(fù )全(quán )義(鹿峰(fēng ) 飾(shì ))、辛(xīn )成(孫(🏀)建 飾(🏏))決替其復(🌘)仇…(🐔)… For some strange reason I have now sat through practically all of these 70's cheerleader movies. Only The Swinging Cheerleaders (directed by Jack Hill) is a drive-in classic, but Satan's Cheerleaders comes close. The Cheerleaders (1972)is truly awful but it does deliver on the softcore sleaze. The Revenge of the Cheerleaders features the disturbing images of a very pregnant Rainbeaux Smith and a not-so-pregnant David Hasselhoff cavorting around in the nude. The Pom-Pom Girls is surprisingly innocent and realistic and might have appealed more to actual 70's teenagers than horny middle-aged men. The Cheerleader's Wild Weekend is forgettable (at least, I've forgotten it). Then there's this movie, which is probably the most obscure of the cycle. The plot resembles that of the original The Cheerleaders where our nubile heroines attempt to "wear out" the opposing team before the big game, except that it's set on the beach (where's Jaws when you need him?) It might be the worst of 70's cheerleader exploitation flicks, but at least it's better than Bring It On. 阿平从(🍨)上中(💪)学的(⏬)时候(🎫)(hòu )起(qǐ )就希(xī )望(wàng )能够做(zuò )明(míng )星，毕业后却始终(👨)在片(🎹)场做临时(🛌)演员(🗑)(临记）。后(🗡)来(lá(😕)i )武侠(🤚)片(pià(🦇)n )流(liú )行，他(tā )又(yòu )一心(xīn )学武艺做龙虎武师，受尽艰(🏈)苦、终于有导(🎲)演看(🎰)起了他(tā(🏿) )，让他(✋)(tā )担(🛅)(dān )任(👯)重要(🙋)(yào )的角色(👶)，但对女朋友渐渐疏远。一次他见到制片欺骗(piàn )自(zì(🍚) )己的(🎒)(de )女(nǚ )友，由(🌘)(yóu )此(🤳)(cǐ )发现(xià(💺)n )女友(🧔)的善(➖)良与(🛑)纯洁，于是开始向女友求婚、并(bìng )拼(pīn )命钱(qián )什(shí(🖌) )么角(🌏)色(sè )都(dō(🔇)u )干。有(🐼)次他朋友(❕)骗他(🌶)去做(🧕)临时(💰)演员(临记），谁知是黑帮械(xiè )斗(dòu )场面，凭(píng )着武(wǔ(🆕) )艺功底杀出重(🍒)围受(👛)了伤倒在(🌩)一堆(🔳)猪的(➰)内脏(🛋)堆里(🖨)，还以(yǐ )为(wéi )自己(jǐ )是(shì )肠穿肚(dù )晕倒。最后因祸得福、当上(🔂)真正(🚼)的龙虎武(🚸)师了(💃) 一部纪(jì(🌱) )录(lù(📬) )片，探(tàn )索(🌄)关于(yú )“百慕(mù )大三角洲”的一些传闻、事实以及民(🉐)间传(🐏)说等(děng )等(🤛)(děng )。