在(zà(🔑)i )孔(kǒng )雀镇的(de )铁路旁(pá(🍍)ng )边(🎋)(biān )，生活着(🌐)一(😧)个有着灰暗过(guò )去的(💆)男(🏅)(nán )子——约(🍚)(yuē )翰·斯基尔帕（希里安·墨菲 Cillian Murphy 饰(🤬)(shì )），他(tā )自(🧡)(zì(🐷) )幼在母亲的淫威下长(🚒)大(🏼)，由此养(yǎ(🚐)ng )成(⛱)了压抑(yì )自闭的性格(🐰)。在母亲去世(shì(🌡) )后，约(yuē )翰的(🚫)人(🥁)格(gé )分裂，其内心生(shē(🌂)ng )出(🌶)象征母(mǔ(🛳) )性(🏍)的女(nǚ )子埃玛。约翰就(👣)这(⭕)样在男(nán )女(🐉)两个身(shēn )份间(🚭)转(zhuǎn )换，过着平静而扭(🗼)曲(🍛)的隐(yǐn )蔽(🦑)(bì(🗺) )生活。
与兄弟(dì )姐(jiě )妹(⌛)争(🧕)宠的事情，在(🔂)很多家(jiā )庭里都(dōu )会发生(shēng )。但是主(👔)人公梅丽萨(🚰)争(🎎)宠的(de )对手不(bú )同一般(✳)(bā(🍧)n )——那是(♌)她(✡)父亲所写的一本(běn )关(🥐)于超(chāo )级游戏(😂)特(tè )工少年(👷)的(📵)书中的虚拟人物(wù )。由(🍯)于(🗡)(yú )这本书(🔐)极(🌽)(jí )其畅销，梅丽萨(sà )的(🔕)父亲不(bú )幸被(🐩)一(yī )群狂热的(🙆)粉丝劫走。梅丽(lì )萨要(🏳)怎(😘)样(yàng )才能(🌛)救(💅)(jiù )回父亲，独享宠爱呢(🍯)？(🤝)
三(sān )流(liú )作(🐡)家南(nán )波保接(jiē )下(xià )了美貌电影女(🚮)制作人须藤(🍈)(té(🈸)ng )光子的(de )委托，准(zhǔn )备为(👴)“爱(🍿)与感动的(⛪)审(🎽)判电(diàn )影”创(chuàng )作剧本(běn )。他生平第一(💼)次踏入法庭(🎵)，坐(📉)进了(le )旁听席。南波惊讶(🌷)地(🧟)发现，法庭(🛑)上(💥)(shàng )根本找(zhǎo )不到什么(🎃)(me )爱与感动。他看(🎮)(kàn )到的是为(wé(🦇)i )了几根(gēn )萝卜和朋友(🏢)反(🐜)目的工薪(🛣)族(🥅)(zú )、声称因(yīn )为牙痛(🕎)(tò(🅱)ng )而吸毒的歇(🤰)斯底里女子、专(zhuān )偷AV的窃(qiè )贼、面(🕚)(miàn )对(duì )女高(😵)中(📡)生猥琐词汇频发且(qiě(🏟) )大(🚘)骂色(sè )狼(📑)被(🕑)告(gào )的(de )法官……这些当八卦电视(shì(🤭) )节目的(de )题材(🦍)倒(😾)(dǎo )是(shì )不错。
This is the story of Captain Muengman. After accidentally marrying a ladyboy and losing his virginity to her… him… er, her… he is assigned to do a very special mission. He must defeat a band of ladyboy terrorists lead by Golden Flower (Dok Tong a Thai slang for prostitute), whose intent is to cause harm to normal men and women. In order to complete the mission Captain Muengman and his team must disguise themselves as ladyboys to infiltrate Golden Flower's hideout.
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