梅艳芳菲

Regular on Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week and star of the 2008 Royal Variety Performance, here, Rhod tells the hilarious and slightly ridiculous story of how a chance encounter with a mince pie at a motorway service station finally sent him over the edge. 一年前，同是高(gāo )三(sān )的好友(🛷)肖(⬛)(xiāo )特(🕝)、李可(kě )（女）、周扬三人参加(jiā )了(🌝)全(⬇)国(📀)的(🔧)街舞大赛，可就在决赛前，周扬(yá(🙅)ng )却(🎰)因(🦁)为(💂)签约(yuē )公司而退(tuì )出，肖特和(hé )李可便(😝)不得(😲)(dé(🏼) )不放弃比(bǐ )赛。一年后(hòu )的今天(🎿)，李(😺)可(🧚)已(⛩)经(🖋)在(🔃)(zài )大学里学(xué )习(xí )她热爱的(de )舞蹈(🍘)专业(🌜)(yè )，周扬开始了自己的(de )街(jiē )舞事业，可(👅)在(🧣)复(🌺)读(🦃)(dú(👦) )班(bān )的肖特却始终不能(néng )走(zǒ(🤐)u )出(🏸)失败(🤬)的阴影。新(xīn )的(de )街舞大赛(sài )又开始了(le )，面(🌕)对(💺)母(🅿)亲(⛅)的抱怨、李(lǐ )可的飞速进步，肖(🎂)特(🔞)(tè(🎸) )越(✒)加感到自卑。就在(zài )此时，昔日(rì )的好友(🚢)周(zhō(🏥)u )扬(🐸)在公司的(de )安排下回来(lái )参加比(✒)赛(⏳)(sà(🈂)i )，并(🛃)以(📼)对(🚐)手(shǒu )的身份向(xiàng )肖特发起了(le )挑战(👷)。重(chó(💭)ng )重(chóng )压力之下(xià )，肖特该(gāi )何(hé )去何(🗾)从(㊗)。 Surfing charters are meant to be a trip to Paradise. With six male surfers stuck on a boat, there's bound to be some friction. When two of the surf crew are replaced at the last minute with girls - the heat is turned way up. The one single girl on board - SAM - enjoys the attention. She has Bull and Rob wrapped around her finger. The frustrated, psychotic, Bull soon decides, "she'll get what she's asking for" and molests her. Outraged, the others abandon him on an island, but the ever-determined Bull returns, and takes control of the boat. He attacks the crew and holds them hostage. He harasses Sam and tortures the others. It's a nightmare battle of wits, on board the yacht, as the five imprisoned friends must survive the fury of the psycho at the helm. 日(🏋)据(🛏)时(🍓)代(dài )，范志平与郑天成同(tóng )被(bè(🏟)i )日(🍐)军所(🏔)征调，光复(fù )前(qián )夕，日军将大批美(měi )金(🚉)(jī(🗣)n )、(🎥)珠(🧦)宝埋(mái )入山洞中，令二人守卫，光(🌙)复(🛬)之(🏌)(zhī(🎉) )后，日军彻回日本，二人于是绘制藏宝图(🔱)(tú )，各(🍐)执(🌍)其半(bàn )，约定日后共同掘宝(bǎo )。范(🌶)志(🏪)平(🎫)返(💴)(fǎ(♈)n )回(🍋)澳门后(hòu )，却突然病(bìng )故，郑天(tiān )成(💸)于是(😙)将一(yī )半的藏宝(bǎo )图(tú )交其弟郑天生(🤠)保(👂)管(☔)(guǎ(😘)n )，也将其女小红委其(qí )照(zhào )顾，自(🎑)己(⏲)带着(🎲)年仅(jǐn )十(shí )岁的儿子，凭借记(jì )忆(yì )前(🥥)往马(🦐)来(🦉)亚寻宝，但(dàn )是二人却从此失了(🛎)踪(🥕)(zō(🏜)ng )影(😭)。郑天生经调查与(yǔ )范志平的儿子范世(🛅)昌(chā(🔙)ng )取得连络，并议定以(yǐ )美金二千元(🌶)(yuá(🥗)n )买(❗)回(🎼)另(😭)一(😖)半的藏宝图(tú )，郑天生于(yú )是前往(🌎)澳(à(🐤)o )门交易，令(lìng )侄女郑淑(shū )芬及儿子有(yǒ(🕴)u )福(📈)带(🙌)着(🏆)藏(cáng )宝(bǎo )图到马来亚会合，但(dà(💟)n )是(🤽)郑天(🥈)生心存邪念(niàn )，派遗小钱杀了郑天(tiān )生(👩)(shēng )，而(⏹)后(🌗)又杀小钱灭(miè )口(kǒu )，投靠黑社会(💟)老(🎼)大(🕚)(dà(👾) )钱(qián )鸿钧，拟藉其财力、人力，共同挖宝(🌆)，谁(shuí(🕛) )知老大黑吃黑，又杀(shā )了范世昌，假(🔪)藉(😬)范(🤬)世(💞)(shì(📚) )昌(🔕)的名义，请世昌在马(mǎ )来亚的表(biǎ(👂)o )妹梅(🗨)兰代为(wéi )寻找淑芬(fēn )下落，以便(biàn )抢夺(😅)另(🤩)一(🌖)(yī(🐱) )半的地图… 大足石刻(kè )始(shǐ )于(🚅)晚(🕯)唐，盛(🌾)于两宋(sòng )，迄于明、清，雕像(xiàng )有(yǒu )五万(🕹)余尊(📢)，内(👳)容以(yǐ )佛(fó )教雕刻为主，并有(yǒ(🥓)u )道(🎷)(dà(🤜)o )教(🗿)和儒家雕像。它(tā )分(fèn )布于四十多处，但(🎵)数(shù(🥤) )宝顶山和北山两处的(de )规模最大，艺术(🍓)价(🎴)值(🍻)(zhí(⬅) )最(🎪)高。这里自一九八(bā )一年对外开(kā(🔭)i )放以(👗)来，中(zhōng )外游客已(yǐ )不下于二百(bǎi )多万(🔟)人(😗)次(🍚)(cì(📑) )了。 在那个(gè )战火纷飞(fēi )的年代(🍙)，人(🐱)(rén )人(🚒)都怀揣(chuāi )追(zhuī )名逐利的梦，但对(duì )于(yú(😬) )同样(🌔)出(😹)生于穷苦人(rén )家(jiā )的大寒（冯(🤸)绍(🍏)峰(🐌) 饰(🍧)(shì )）与桃花（杨幂 饰）来(lái )说，追逐梦(⏮)想是(🈁)需(xū )付(fù )出代价的。桃花从小(xiǎo )奋发(⛲)学(🤙)习(🤐)，文(🛒)武(🤭)皆能(néng )，而在大寒和立春从(cóng )小生(🏉)活的(🚀)村落里，学(xué )剑是他们唯(wéi )一的选择。 家(🖋)境(🐒)富(🎑)裕(📛)(yù )的梁大诚眼(yǎn )见各同学(xué )利(😻)用(🔛)暑假(📒)去(qù )打工赚钱(qián )而十分羡慕(mù ), 遂加入(🦁)与(yǔ(💷) )同(🌔)(tóng )学们合力经营一小(xiǎo )型(xíng )餐(🗣)厅(⏸). 餐(💲)厅(🐁)生意不景(jǐng ), 各(gè )人分别往外工作以(yǐ(🧞) )补(bǔ(⛄) )贴开支, 大诚任职大(dà )厦(xià )管理员, 结(🐰)识(🕰)另(💨)一(🏵)做(🎆)(zuò )短(duǎn )期工之大学生阿香, 二(èr )人(🎍)感情(🥎)大进, 却不知彼(bǐ )此之真正身份. 暑假结(🎤)(jié(🐓) )束(😔), 大(🕕)诚和阿香分别辞(cí )工, 二人失了(🎶)(le )联(👾)络, 互(🚆)相挂(guà )念, 终于在(zài )一次课外活(huó )动中(🏕)重逢(⚾)(fé(🏨)ng )…… (内容简(jiǎn )介来自 VCD) 科(kē )学家(📶)发(🦖)现(🚃)地(🍂)(dì )底(🚺)藏有巨(jù )兽(shòu )，这种巨兽彻底包(bā(🍬)o )覆(fù(🍗) )地球，当牠醒来生(shēng )气(qì )时，全世界都(👾)要(🏘)遭(🖖)(zā(😥)o )殃(🌐)(yāng )。