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美藉华人(ré(😉)n )黄昆与美国(🛠)黑人(🔈)(rén )“老黑”，同为(🎆)三藩市的(de )警察。黄(🙏)(huáng )昆武功(gōng )高，性(🈷)格(gé )刚烈，故(⏸)被称(🌪)为(wéi )黄面老(🍑)虎(hǔ )。一天，老黑因(👪)(yīn )开罪当地流氓(🤔)，遇到暗伏(fú(🍯) )，黄昆(🦊)救友心切(qiē(🍫) )，将一名(míng )流氓置(🐽)(zhì )于死地，因(🙇)而被(💜)上司纽曼(mà(🏛)n )撤职(🕰)，并(bìng )在狱中(🍝)服刑一年(nián )。刑满(🧠)后(hòu )，黄昆(kū(💐)n )与老(❌)黑时(shí )有往(🚓)来。一夜，老黑追捕(🆖)(bǔ )银行劫(jié )匪，在(🍨)当(dāng )地华侨(👘)朱氏(🚣)后院(yuàn )被击(👤)毙。次晨，纽曼逮捕(📅)(bǔ )朱氏夫妇(fù )，并(💯)被(bèi )探员迫(👖)其(qí(🈴) )签认罪状。黄(🧡)昆(kūn )愤于知己(jǐ(🥗) )被害，四处侦查(chá(🔮) )，知纽曼私通(📣)匪(fě(👖)i )党，乃将(jiāng )纽(🔮)曼击毙... This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. 讲述英(yī(📮)ng )籍职业杀(shā(🎢) )手受(🚕)聘(pìn )暗杀法(⛄)国(guó(🔇) )总统戴高乐(🆒)，而(ér )法国警方(fā(🏽)ng )亦从蛛丝马(🧙)迹中(🥈)(zhōng )获知了他(🌰)(tā )的阴谋(móu )，于是(😬)全(quán )力阻止杀手(🏏)的行(háng )动。 A crime boss is assassinated and witnesses to the crime are subsequently killed. A no-nonsense policeman decides to take the law into his own hands in bringing these criminals to justice. 《决(🍦)(jué )战(📊)猩球(qiú )》（Battle for the Planet of the Apes）(🦐) 1973年(nián ) 2678年，猿族教授(🧖)在(zài )讲述凯撒(sā(🎑) )当年的故事(📍)，那(nà(🧣) )是在2015年，猿族(🏈)中(zhōng )发生叛乱(luà(👨)n )，大猩猩们在将(jiā(🤕)ng )军艾多（General Aldo）(🌓)的带(👌)领下和一(yī(🤽) )群发生变异的人(👗)(rén )类一同意(🍕)(yì )图(🏧)推翻凯撒的(♌)领(lǐng )导，决战(zhàn )开(🍥)始了(le )... Light-hearted and occasionally unclothed adaptation of a British comic strip in the over-the-top, on-beyond-Bond spy fantasy vein...