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Stand-up comedian Jason Manford recorded live at the Manchester Apollo as part of his sold out British tour. The 'Eight Out of Ten Cats' team captain showcases his observational style with his thoughts on lying dads, the etiquette of urinals, and the rules of driving. 1948年(niá(💌)n )夏的华北(🏚)某城。一天，我地下党员赵静波(bō )来到普渡(🗑)寺与交通(📎)(tōng )员接头(🐨)(tóu )。然而与(👄)他见面(mià(🌃)n )的(de )却是地(🛡)下情报站(🐯)(zhàn )的负责(zé )人(rén )郭子贵，他告诉(sù )赵(zhào )静(🦕)波：交通(🥌)员已(yǐ )经(🍧)叛变(biàn )，今(👐)后地下金(💺)库的(de )全部(🌇)工作将由赵静波直接(jiē )负责。赵静波是(shì(👈) )德(dé )济堂药店老板(🍱)方(fāng )乐德(🤣)的(de )远(yuǎn )亲(📚)，也是方家(🔈)的(de )常(cháng )客(✖)。他(tā )得知(🍴)方家要去天(tiān )津(jīn )购买药材，提出(chū )同行(💭)，想借机为(🛺)党组织购(🐌)(gòu )买电台(🧛)。方太太朱(🛋)(zhū )洁云满(🚠)(mǎn )口应承(👔)下来。原(yuán )来(lái )，朱洁云以德济(jì )堂药店为(🐡)(wéi )掩护，帮(💢)赵静波(bō(✨) )经(jīng )营着(🎽)我党的地(🤧)下(xià )金库(🥕)。在天津，赵静波巧(qiǎo )妙地与我党地下联络(🏥)员接(jiē )上(🖌)了头，并在(👊)朱(zhū )洁(jié(🧚) )云的掩护(🛴)下在火(huǒ(🎸) )车站货(huò(💃) )场(chǎng )顺利(👯)地接到电台(tái )。"亨泰银(yín )号"老板姚吉人是(🎒)(shì )一(yī )个(🏹)以商界巨(🏝)贾面(miàn )貌(🐼)出现的"中(⚪)统"头子，他(👮)经(jīng )常插(✔)手该城警察局(jú )的事，这次又秘密调查(chá(🤤) )方(fāng )家财(💢)产，调查赵(🍃)(zhào )静波，企(🏯)(qǐ )图找出(📴)地下金库(🤑)(kù )。警察局长刘振庭(tíng )对此十(shí )分不满。城(🎹)防司令(lì(😒)ng )韩明道多(💃)次从中调(🔆)和却毫(há(🏸)o )无效果。这(🖱)天，赵(zhào )静(⛸)波在朱洁(✨)云处(chù )提取五(wǔ )千(qiān )万钞票，同时存(cún )入(🐝)(rù )十几根(📃)(gēn )金条，被(😸)正在与(yǔ(🍈) )方(fāng )小姐(💆)聊天的谢(🥣)诚(chéng )看见(🦔)。谢诚是姚吉人收买(mǎi )的特务，他把这一(yī(🚇) )切报告(gà(📖)o )给了姚吉(🎑)人。姚(yáo )将(🐐)(jiāng )赵静波(🖊)抓来，利(lì(🦏) )诱他交出(chū )地下金库。赵静(jìng )波(bō )沉着镇(📿)静，使敌(dí(💬) )人抓不(bú(👋) )到任何把(⏯)柄。姚吉(jí(📝) )人无奈，只(🌅)好放人。随(🏒)着(zhe )我军在(🕑)东北的节(jiē )节(jiē )胜利，我地下党(dǎng )活动日(🚸)(rì )益(yì )频(🦂)繁。地下金(🕝)库(kù )的(de )经(🚘)费一(yī )批(🍹)批运往城(🐑)外，安(ān )插(♑)在方家的眼线(xiàn )被除掉，叛徒被处决。姚(yá(🌵)o )吉人孤注(🥊)一掷，甩(shuǎ(🏇)i )开韩明(mí(🍿)ng )道和刘振(🍭)庭，令(lìng )手(✴)(shǒu )下人绑架了方乐(lè )德。为了(le )赵静波的安(🔪)全，组(zǔ )织(🀄)上要他离(😾)开此(cǐ )城(⛷)。但(dàn )赵静(🐠)波为了保(🎛)护方(fāng )家(🥢)和地下金(🔟)库，亲自去找(zhǎo )韩明道，用自己(jǐ )的(de )生命为(📟)组织赢得(👭)(dé )时间，把(🥋)(bǎ )秘密金(🤽)库和方乐(🏸)(lè )德(dé )夫(💽)妇安(ān )全(🍗)转移出城。赵(zhào )静(jìng )波这一举动，深(shēn )深地(🗑)感动了方(👨)家夫妇，方(🚬)(fāng )乐德终(💟)于遵从地(👸)(dì )下(xià )党(🌥)的安(ān )排，舍弃了祖传(chuán )五(wǔ )代的百年老(🙋)店，和朱洁(🏝)云(yún )一道(🍴)奔向解放(🎓)区(qū )，开始(🥧)了新生活(🐈)。 大足石(shí(🎖) )刻始于晚(🔊)唐，盛于(yú )两宋，迄于明、清，雕像(xiàng )有五万(💏)余尊，内(nè(🐓)i )容(róng )以佛(😭)教雕刻为(🐮)主(zhǔ )，并有(🤥)(yǒu )道(dào )教(Ⓜ)和儒家雕(🚈)像。它(tā )分布于(yú )四十多处，但数(shù )宝(bǎo )顶(🏷)山和北山(🤸)两处(chù )的(🎴)规模最大(💒)，艺术价值(💅)最(zuì )高。这(💁)里自一九(jiǔ )八(bā )一年对(duì )外开放以来，中(🏿)(zhōng )外(wài )游(🍥)客已不下(⚫)于二(èr )百(🕸)多万人(ré(🤰)n )次了。 西班(🐂)牙家(jiā )庭(🍚)(tíng )题材影(💦)片。Leo，Alicia与(yǔ )Dafne原本是(shì )一个普通幸福的家(jiā )庭(🌾)，直到妻子(💁)Alicia突然死于(🐩)癫(diān )痫病(🕋)发作，留下(🌦)(xià )了(le )Leo独自(🌪)带着幼女生(shēng )活，性(xìng )格(gé )保守、惧怕同性(xìng )恋(lià(🔆)n )的他对(duì(🕠) )接下来发(🏙)生的一(yī(🤽) )切(qiē )不知(🗺)所措。 A beautiful young escort, Paul, suffers from trip-like dreams he doesn't understand. These visions are shared by his clients, both scaring and exciting them. Paul is searching for his twin brother, whom he hasn't seen since childhood, and hooks up with enigmatic film director John Baxter. Desired by everyone but lost to himself, Paul is persuaded to make one adult film, which will help him discover himself, and in the process find his twin. But the journey he goes on is a dark one, involving dangerous clients, an unscrupulous rival producer, and unsafe sex. In discovering his true past, Paul is in danger of destroying himself 全世(🚮)(shì )界的孩子们，是怎么看自(zì )己？为了找(🙈)出这(zhè )个(🈲)(gè )答案，吉(📍)尔带着一(👔)大面(miàn )透(😑)(tòu )明画板(💟)、一支大(🛀)(dà )黑笔和(🐲)一(yī )颗赤子之心，周(zhōu )游(yóu )五大洲、造访(🏿)了(le )33个国家(🎗)(jiā )，并邀请(🕜)四千名三(👿)(sān )至六岁(👿)、学龄前的孩子们(men )，试着描绘出自(zì )己(jǐ )的模样。孩子们(men )有的(🍹)还(hái )没(mé(👆)i )学会写字(🚳)、有的(de )也(💤)(yě )不太会(🚸)(huì )讲话，却(⛰)在悠扬(yáng )悦(yuè )耳的音乐声中面(miàn )对画纸(💩)时，有的灵(🏤)感泉涌(yǒ(🛏)ng )、眉飞色(⛽)舞；有(yǒ(👡)u )得(dé )绞尽(➰)脑(nǎo )汁、(🔒)手足无措；更(gèng )有人着急得想去(qù )撞墙，形(xíng )形色(🙃)色、十分(🐐)有(yǒu )趣(qù(🦓) )。 基诺博士(🔽)是一(yī )个(⭐)出色(sè )的遗传学专家，他(tā )正研究着一个秘密的政府(fǔ )项目(🏪)。他的未婚(📉)(hūn )妻(qī )抛(🍈)弃了他，因(🚜)为(wéi )怀疑(🛠)他(tā )的(de )精(🌵)子没有生育能(néng )力(lì )。基诺(nuò )博士该如何(😅)解决(jué )他(🍓)(tā )的中年(🔏)危机呢？(💮)他把爬行(😴)动物和人(🎙)类的基(jī(😱) )因相结合，研究(jiū )出(chū )自己的(de )儿子。但他随后(hòu )发(fā(🤽) )现自己的(🚧)“儿子(zǐ )”长(🎀)出有(yǒu )鳞(🌳)片的皮肤(🐌)，而(ér )且(qiě )脾气暴躁得难以(yǐ )控制，甚至已经伤害到了(le )邻居的(😥)性命。这个(😸)博士父(fù(🌐) )亲该如何(📁)取舍？ A beautiful young escort, Paul, suffers from trip-like dreams he doesn't understand. These visions are shared by his clients, both scaring and exciting them. Paul is searching for his twin brother, whom he hasn't seen since childhood, and hooks up with enigmatic film director John Baxter. Desired by everyone but lost to himself, Paul is persuaded to make one adult film, which will help him discover himself, and in the process find his twin. But the journey he goes on is a dark one, involving dangerous clients, an unscrupulous rival producer, and unsafe sex. In discovering his true past, Paul is in danger of destroying himself 大(🦕)(dà )学生珍(🏸)妮弗（尼(ní )姬·戴(dài )尔(ěr )勒茨 Nikki Deloach 饰）和艾(🦀)文(wén )（斯(🕟)蒂芬(fēn )·(👓)克莱蒂 Stephen Colletti 饰(🐒)）是(shì )一(🎂)对相亲相(🐂)爱的情(qí(🔹)ng )侣，在珍妮弗生日之际，艾文驱车将女友(yǒu )带(dài )到了(🕡)荒(huāng )郊野(🦈)外。他所奉(🎦)(fèng )上(shàng )的(🚨)生日礼物(😦)，竟(jìng )是一幢拥(yōng )有数十年历史的(de )大(dà )房子。对艾文来(lái )说，这(🛀)(zhè )不仅是(💴)生日礼物(😩)，更是求婚(❄)的最好证(📌)明。房(fáng )子(♋)要价非常低，家(jiā )具水电齐全，而(ér )且奉送(🤖)(sòng )广(guǎng )袤(😗)的土地。当(🌺)然(rán )，天下(🥦)没(méi )有便(🔱)宜可占。据(👏)(jù )当地人(🍐)说，五十年(nián )前房子的前主人全部离奇(qí )身亡。这些(✌)传言(yán )没(🛬)(méi )能吓住(📔)(zhù )艾文和(🏓)珍妮弗，他(🚼)(tā )们次日请来学校(xiào )的好友一(yī )同庆祝狂欢。 洛(luò )克(kè )，即将(🐫)成为人父(😷)(fù )，正准(zhǔ(🎰)n )备与大家(😘)分享这份(🙈)(fèn )喜悦。却(🏒)突然接到上级命(mìng )令，带领自己的(de )小(xiǎo )队(⏺)去营救被(⛱)绑架(jià )的(🎢)CIA人质(zhì )。虽(👚)然与家人(🎱)才团(tuán )聚(🕞)(jù )没有多(⛽)(duō )久，但是时刻为(wéi )祖国效命是海豹突(tū )击队员的(👨)职责。洛克(🥚)所率(lǜ )领(🤖)的小队很(🎂)快集(jí )结(🎦)(jié )，按照(zhào )计划前往目的地(dì )营(yíng )救人质。不过，在营救过(guò )程(😭)中，洛克却(🐳)发(fā )现(xià(🌆)n )了恐怖分(🍸)子布下(xià(👀) )的天罗(luó(🎈) )地网，一场惊天阴(yīn )谋正在酝酿实施中。如(🎗)果(guǒ )不能(🛐)加以阻止(🛵)，美(měi )国本(💨)土很可能(😽)会(huì )遭受(🎴)严(yán )重(chó(🎉)ng )的恐怖袭击。因(yīn )此(cǐ )，海豹(bào )突击小队，一刻(kè )都没(😿)有停息，在(🍻)全(quán )球展(🎁)开了一场(🚿)大围剿…(🚨)…本片被认为是真(zhēn )人(rén )版的《战地3》，片方在(zài )全(quán )球多个地(🤐)方取景(jǐ(🛅)ng )，根据真(zhē(🅿)n )实的事件(👢)改编。