Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
因家(🎓)乡年(🚵)(nián )景不好，青(qīng )年郑潮安（李小(xiǎo )龙 饰）跟随(suí )三(🤢)叔远(🦒)赴泰(tài )国，郑(👰)在当(🕉)(dāng )地华工许(🏺)剑(jià(🕞)n )（田俊 饰）(🛀)的帮助下，得到了一份冰厂(chǎng )的工作。许(🐊)(xǔ )剑为人仗义(yì(💌) )好打(🎢)抱不平(📞)(píng )，时(🎮)常卷(🔓)入(rù )争(📎)斗，郑(😸)潮(cháo )安虽也学得(🍍)一身(shēn )功夫，但碍(ài )于(♟)母亲的劝(quàn )诫不(🗯)能出手(shǒu )。华(😪)(huá )工(🐏)们工(🖍)(gōng )作的(🎲)(de )这家(👾)冰(bīng )厂为(wé(💫)i )牟取(🍞)利(lì )益，在冰中藏匿(nì )毒品贩运，不久，两名(míng )华工因(📔)为偶(🍙)然拾(shí )到了(🚸)冰中(🛶)的(de )毒品，被厂(🚱)(chǎng )长(🤽)和老板杀(shā(➕) )害，许剑向(xiàng )老板要人，反被对方派众打(💋)手于家中残(cán )忍(👈)杀害(🕛)。工(gōng )友(😚)们寻(🏄)找失(✊)(shī )踪的(🆎)华工(🙇)和(hé )许剑无获，于(😯)是罢工抗(kàng )议，厂长和(🔌)监工(gōng )们痛打工(📬)人(rén )，郑潮安(🥟)仗(zhà(💋)ng )义出(🔛)手，厂(chǎ(🍶)ng )长畏(🍠)(wèi )惧升其(qí(🥒) )为领(⬛)(lǐng )导，众(zhòng )工人(rén )称呼郑(zhèng )为“唐山大兄”。老板方面(mià(🗺)n )见笼(🤸)络郑潮(cháo )安(⛓)不成(🐐)，杀害了(le )所有(🍠)华工(🥟)，郑潮安冲到(🔆)(dào )老板家中，欲令其血债(zhài )血偿……
民(🔉)(mín )初，盖世豪侠燕(🏮)子李(🕧)三，乃(nǎ(🤸)i )为鲁(📑)中将(🚢)门(mén )之(⛑)嗣。幼(🎼)与(yǔ )父兄于宁捻(🏚)(niǎn )之乱，为寡(guǎ )母独子(💯)相依(yī )为命。不幸(🔘)山东(dōng )荒旱(🕉)连邺(😉)，赤地(🚎)千里，母(😽)子难(🌘)以谋(móu )生。为(🙊)免饿(🕌)(è )殍，李母坚(jiān )命受(shòu )子远走(zǒu )南北(běi )。
天香公主(zhǔ(😃) )国色(🕘)天香，一身绝(⚾)技，暗(🈂)中却被人所(🥎)迫(pò(🏢) )，终身只能(né(🌸)ng )以一身奇装(zhuāng )走江湖，而(ér )将那艳绝人(🤢)(rén )寰的美貌掩(yǎ(📚)n )在面(🥊)具之后(🎟)。在伪(🌑)君子(🅱)万家(jiā(🦏) )生佛(🐷)万人豪(háo )的设计(🏯)之下(xià )，他与天香(xiāng )公(✒)主——一(yī )龙一(⛸)凤发生(shēng )了(🍃)一场(🗃)雾惨(🔣)云愁(chó(🤼)u )的龙(🛏)凤大搏(bó )斗(🃏)，二人(⬆)两(liǎng )败俱伤。然(rán )而回(huí )天丹自(zì )有回(huí )天力，他与(🕑)(yǔ )天(👑)香公(gōng )主非(😓)(fēi )但(🦃)大难不死(sǐ(🦕) )，伤势(🏵)痊愈(yù )，且在(🌠)生死(sǐ )之际萌发出最为(wéi )璀灿的爱情(❇)(qíng )火花，成为(wéi )江(🥓)湖侠(🍵)侣。灵燕(😴)、天(🛋)香(xiā(🖋)ng )公主等(🍆)诸人(🗜)(rén )的攘助下，终于(🐘)查出在江湖(hú )中最负(🐝)盛名(míng )的二正二(👢)邪(xié )。
艾万斯(🏊)先(xiā(🎼)n )生是(🎆)个尖酸(🚵)(suān )刻(🌁)薄、争强(qiá(🥈)ng )好胜(🕴)的舞蹈团负(fù )责人，就连(lián )在路上开车(chē )时遇到红(🔹)灯(dē(😋)ng )他都(dōu )要争(🙆)头(tó(🦍)u )位停(tíng )车。为(😎)(wéi )了(🍕)舞(wǔ )蹈团即(🚾)(jí )将要(yào )举行的全球(qiú )巡演，他亲(qīn )自(🏊)上阵排练(liàn )舞蹈(📶)并指(📤)导乐队(🔛)(duì )演(🏟)奏。一(🏷)遍(biàn )一(🚘)遍辛(😤)苦的(de )排练过后，一(🌬)名舞蹈演(yǎn )员承受不(🚝)了(le )这么高强度训(📝)练而决定放(⛳)弃(qì(🈹) )，但最(🥒)主要(yà(⏳)o )的原(🕷)因还是(shì )她(🍅)准备(🎹)要结(jié )婚了。艾万(wàn )斯的这个舞(wǔ )团就像一个修道(🏚)(dào )院(⏮)，除他和(hé )侄(😈)子飞(📺)利浦(pǔ )和乐(🚾)队成(♌)员(yuán )外，剩下(🕟)都(dōu )是女(nǚ )性。在(zài )舞团(tuán )不允许(xǔ )谈(🦇)恋(liàn )爱、结婚，甚(🤴)至不(➖)能靠(kà(📣)o )近男(💾)人，艾(🥎)(ài )万斯(⏺)开办(❣)了空手道课程，教(👇)(jiāo )这些女孩子(zǐ )如何(🦉)回击与(yǔ )她们攀(🤣)谈的(de )男人。除(🥎)此(cǐ(🧡) )之外(⏮)，为了保(🔀)证每(🚚)个舞蹈演员(👧)都有(♿)完美(měi )的体型，在(zài )每次开饭之(zhī )前，都要她(tā )们过(🚙)秤称(🔣)体(tǐ )重，体重(✔)不达(✋)标(biāo )不能吃(🥐)饭还(🏂)(hái )要做剧烈(🐚)运(yùn )动。在一次(cì )夜晚的常规(guī )寻房(fá(🐛)ng )中，领(lǐng )队佛(fó )朗(⚪)索瓦(🕙)(wǎ )丝偷(🚰)(tōu )偷(🍸)潜逃(💅)，她(tā )来到了(🍤)一个(gè )游船派对(⏺)与(yǔ )一名男子偷情，两(🐣)人相约两(liǎng )天后(⛅)要见面(miàn )的(💋)事被(🗡)跟踪(🗡)(zōng )而至(🚊)的艾(👩)万(wàn )斯先生(👪)听到(🃏)(dào )。于是回到住处，艾万斯就开始酝酿计(jì )划，编造谎(🧚)(huǎng )言(🧙)让菲利普(pǔ(🚅) )误以(😥)为佛朗(lǎng )索(🧤)瓦丝(🍩)喜欢(huān )他，从(🌱)而布局成(chéng )功阻止了佛(fó )朗索瓦丝和(🍼)(hé )那个男人的(de )约(💦)会。全(💔)球(qiú )巡(🚨)演(yǎ(🎴)n )正式(🏝)开(kāi )始，舞团(😀)在(zài )艾万(wàn )斯的(🚒)带领下(xià )先后完成了(🌩)(le )巴黎、莫斯(sī )科(💳)、纽约、柏(🛑)林等(➡)地的(😄)演出(chū(🐜) )，终于(😨)来到(dào )了罗(👲)马。亨(🍚)(hēng )德莉卡是为(wéi )顶替那名为(wéi )结婚而请辞的舞蹈(🛣)演员(➗)被雇佣的，以(🎴)前(qiá(🏇)n )在罗马工作(❓)(zuò )过(📇)时与当地(dì(🗝) )一个男人发(fā )生了感情并(bìng )生下一个(👪)孩子。借演出的机(👊)(jī )会(📇)亨德莉(👠)卡(kǎ(🛴) )偷偷(🍟)脱离了(le )队伍(👄)去看望(wàng )她被(bè(🆘)i )别人收(shōu )养的(de )孩子。亨(😧)德(dé )莉卡坚持要(🍐)(yào )自己带几(🎡)天(tiā(⤴)n )孩子(🚶)，于是(shì(🍭) )在和(🍗)佛朗索瓦丝(📽)商量(🍫)过后，他们决定把(bǎ )孩子放到艾(ài )万斯的房间(jiān )。艾(🧥)万斯(🌏)误(wù )以为这(➗)真的(🔇)是菲利普的(😕)孩子(🔶)，在大声斥(chì(👾) )责了菲利普(pǔ )并得知孩子(zǐ )生母的下(🐌)落(luò )后便坚持一(👰)(yī )定(💱)要前去(⏸)寻找(🧑)。被孩(🔚)子生母(mǔ )的(🍻)家人奚落(luò )一番(🎀)后，艾(ài )万斯又得到(dà(😂)o )了一(yī )个孩子(zǐ(🚯) )，原(yuán )来这才(⛲)(cái )是(💧)真(zhē(📥)n )正的菲(🚆)利普(🐰)(pǔ )的孩子。艾(🧟)(ài )万(🥚)斯虽然对(duì )两个孩子照顾有佳，但还是(💓)(shì )不堪其扰(📟)，决定(✉)送走这(zhè )两(🌕)个小(🕗)家伙(huǒ )。他们(㊙)的诡(👵)(guǐ )异行踪却(🥞)被酒店大堂经理发现并通知了(le )警察。警(😚)察(chá )以拐卖儿童(📀)(tóng )罪(🎏)将他们(🍼)逮(dǎ(🧀)i )捕，两(🌖)个孩(hái )子的(🌎)亲生母亲循声赶(🆕)到警局(jú )与自己的孩(💨)(hái )子相聚，同(tóng )时(🕊)，艾万斯(sī )也(🎢)接(jiē(✝) )受了(⚫)孩(hái )子(🛏)和(hé(🔚) )他们的(de )母亲(🚡)(qīn )。
一(🏛)部“叛(pàn )逆的青少年(nián )电影”，讲(jiǎng )述了一(🔖)个16岁叫lone的少(🉐)女前(🌳)往他(tā )的养(🥎)父母(🏨)家(jiā )，在途中(⛪)发(fā(🌴) )生了很多事(🚩)(shì )..
August, 1970: With Jim Morrison's ongoing Miami obscenity trial casting an ominous shadow over the band, The Doors flew to England to play the Isle of Wight Festival. Waiting for them at "The Last Great Festival" were over 600,000 fans who had already torn down the barriers, crashed the gates, and enjoyed performances by the world's top acts such as Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Miles Davis and Joni Mitchell. The Doors took the stage at 2 am, playing with the weight of the trial on their backs, and showed fans they still had the magic that had propelled them to the top during the Summer of Love. "We played with a controlled fury and Jim was in fine vocal form," said Doors organist Ray Manzarek. "He sang for all he was worth, but moved nary a muscle. Dionysus had been shackled." Less than a year later, The Doors were no more. Here, for the very first time, is the last Doors concert ever filmed. The Doors: Live at the Isle of Wight Festival 1970.
广告公司模(mó )特儿金琳琳（金琳琳(🆑)）的父亲金如意(🤦)（韩(🔶)苏）因(🥟)经(jī(⛏)ng )商失(🧚)败，欠(qiàn )下许(👐)多债务(wù )。为了还(😬)债(zhài )，金父想到嫁女儿(🉐)收聘金的(de )点子，于(🈵)是(shì )安排琳(🍩)琳和(🖐)(hé )有(🔵)钱人相(🍯)亲(qī(🍸)n )。琳(lín )琳的男(💧)(nán )友(👸)何(hé )大智（青山(shān )）是同公司(sī )的摄(🆙)影师，在了解(🥫)她所(🦐)(suǒ )承受得压(🌫)力后(🏍)，上门向金父(⬆)(fù )提(😉)亲。没想(xiǎng )到(🎧)，金父竟(jìng )要求大笔聘(pìn )金，大智只(zhī )好(🤰)向老板高明（雷(👙)鸣）(🐦)借钱。 金(📿)父利(🚬)用(yò(🔔)ng )大智所给的(💻)(de )支票去还债(zhài )，但(🌐)因高明(míng )的心上人马(🤥)(mǎ )莎（王冰冰）(🕞)为圆明星梦(😰)偷(tō(🐯)u )走他(🤱)的钱，使(🦌)得支(🏍)票跳(tiào )票。金(📎)父气(🖨)(qì )得要(yào )琳琳和(hé )大智(zhì )退婚，琳琳(lí(👶)n )哭哭啼啼，非(🌬)大智(🚉)不嫁(jià )，最后(🆒)金父(🥫)(fù )和大智达(💢)成协(🈂)议，金父负责(🏆)(zé )收礼金，酒(jiǔ )席钱由大智(zhì )付款。双方(🚮)(fāng )寄了一堆帖(tiē(🎺) )子给(🧕)亲朋好(⚾)友，想(🐻)藉机(🎷)收取多点礼(🖊)金。但结婚当天(tiā(💅)n )来的人并不(bú )多，礼金(🐦)无(wú )法同时支付(💡)(fù )债务及婚(📟)宴费(🚧)用。因(🎩)此大智(🚝)(zhì )藉(😬)着敬酒之(zhī(🔩) )际，将(⏱)所有(yǒu )礼金拿走，转交(jiāo )给高明(míng )付婚(🕝)(hūn )宴钱，自己(🦄)(jǐ )则(🚚)带着琳琳(lí(🎐)n )坐车(👬)离去。 金父不(✒)堪被(😨)(bèi )催讨，便带(🍼)着债主到大智家(jiā )，债主表示(shì )若再交(🛸)不出(chū )钱，就要请(🤰)(qǐng )律(🏟)师提出(🙎)诉(sù(💳) )讼。情(♒)急之下，大智(🚶)表示愿替金父分(⛑)期(qī )还债，但债(zhài )主不(🏦)愿接受(shòu )。此时，前(🙍)(qián )来祝贺的马(mǎ(💉) )莎发(😶)现其中(🛳)一位(✊)债主就是骗(📑)(piàn )她(🐞)钱的人，众人决定向(xiàng )那位骗钱的(de )债主(♒)(zhǔ )讨钱，以抵(dǐ )销(🐽)金父(fù )的欠(🙇)(qiàn )债(🕶)，整件事(shì )也(💛)圆满(👃)落幕(mù )。
Yeong-shin, the son of Shin-ho and Hye-yeong, cannot stop thinking about his mother who left him in his father's care while she went to work in Japan. Meanwhile, his father's business is failing and he finds it increasingly difficult to support his family.
After a cavalry group is massacred by the Cheyenne, only two survivors remain: Honus, a naive private devoted to his duty...