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大学男生拉贾的爸(bà )爸和(hé )新入学女生(shēng )妮基(jī )塔的(de )叔叔(🚄)之间曾(cé(🍱)ng )有恩(ēn )怨(🗒)，但正在(zà(🏜)i )懵懂(dǒng )成长中的拉贾和妮基塔对此(cǐ )毫无概念。他们(men )在大(dà )学相遇，不(📱)(bú )打不(bú(💠) )相识，经过(🥤)几次(cì )小(👺)误(wù )会，他们彼(bǐ )此误打误撞地坠入爱河，最后计(jì )划结婚。当(dāng )他们(men )自(📡)以(yǐ )为按(🈳)程序把(bǎ(🕙) )计划(huá )告(🤶)知家人就行了(le )时，发现结果是(shì )双方家庭都对此大为恼怒，没有(yǒu )人给(👘)这对年(niá(🚃)n )轻恋(liàn )人(😝)任(rèn )何祝(👴)福。随(suí )着家(jiā )庭矛盾迷雾(wù )的一(yī )层层揭开，亲情与爱情也渐(jiàn )渐清(🥅)晰了起来(🍙)，最终(zhōng )拉(🍆)贾一家人(🐵)(rén )破镜(jìng )重圆，拉贾和妮(nī )基塔(tǎ )最终得到了(le )长辈们的认可和祝福。 During a thunderstorm, John Channing, (Milton Parsons), a dark-eyed maniac, escapes from an asylum after a ten year incarceration and makes his way under the cover of darkness to the Channing estate. There he meets his sister Larinda Channing who was responsible for his escape so that he can help her in a plan to test the greed of her money-grubbing relatives who she has invited to the mansion for the weekend. With obvious glee John poses as Martin the butler when the relatives are told that Larinda has died and that her secretary Mary Wingfield is the sole heir to the estate. With his eyes rolling, the butler exclaims "I do like sharp edges, there's nothing more fascinating than a scalpel. It cuts...so quickly, so silently, so deeply...which reminds me. I'm going to be a surgeon..." 格(🕖)林童话(huà(🌶) )改编。 刑警(🛀)(jǐng )方极(jí(🛢) )贤（任昌丁饰）最近(jìn )遭遇了一个不小(xiǎo )的麻烦，由于帮(bāng )朋友做了(🌚)债务担保(🤹)，反而惹(rě(🎊) )祸上(shàng )身(⏬)，成了信(xìn )誉不(bú )良的(de )客户。债务(wù )公司(sī )业务员金武(wǔ )玲（严智媛饰(🌸)）是个对(🔶)业务有着(🌅)(zhe )锲而不舍(🐷)精神的(de )“夺(duó )命”女话务(wù )员，她的(de )独门功夫就(jiù )是每(měi )隔30分钟给欠(qiàn )债(♋)人拨打电(🍶)话，不分昼(🛌)夜。 斯坦(tǎ(🏁)n )利是个活泼(pō )开朗(lǎng )，招(zhāo )人喜欢的小(xiǎo )男孩(hái )。多才多艺，古(gǔ )灵精怪(🌹)的他在学(♒)(xué )校有着(🦖)不错的人(👞)缘。但斯坦(tǎn )利有(yǒu )个最大的特(tè )点，那就(jiù )是他从来不(bú )带便(biàn )当来(👗)学校。午休(🎎)(xiū )的时候(📱)他总是以(🚒)各种借口避(bì )开同学们的午餐(cān )时间(jiān )，去街上闲(xián )逛打(dǎ )发时(shí )间(🌶)，饥肠辘(lù(🕳) )辘的(de )喝凉(🌿)水来饱(bǎ(😒)o )腹。他编织着各种理由来应对伙(huǒ )伴们对此的(de )疑问(wèn )，而(ér )乐于助人的(🍜)(de )同学(xué )们(🖋)决定和斯(💠)坦利(lì )分(📽)享自己的午餐(cān )便当来帮助他渡过难关。然(rán )而学(xué )校的大魔头(tóu )卡(🆑)多(duō )老师(🗨)(shī )也是个(🔁)从不(bú )带(🕜)盒(hé )饭的家伙，因为(wéi )斯坦利的缘故他无法分享学(xué )生们带来的美味(🍸)(wèi )午饭(fà(🌘)n )，勃然大怒(🆓)(nù )的他(tā(😪) )，破(pò )口大骂羞辱(rǔ )斯坦(tǎn )利一番后，更是勒令斯坦利不带便当就不可(⛽)(kě )以来学(🅱)校。令人(ré(🍝)n )吃惊(jīng )的(🌕)是，斯坦(tǎn )利果(guǒ )然很多天都没有(yǒu )再出现在学校，随着时间一天天的(🦑)过去，大(dà(🎒) )家都(dōu )越(🅰)来越担心(💩)(xīn )他，对卡(kǎ )多老师的不(bú )满之(zhī )情也越发高涨。其实，斯坦利不带便当(💑)是有(yǒu )着(📂)他不愿意(🌎)与人(rén )诉(📌)说(shuō )的苦衷… 花(huā )城凉(liáng )（马(mǎ )场良马 饰）与岬(jiǎ )俊一（久保(bǎo )田(🗓)悠来 饰）(🎍)是一对青(🏣)年杀手，他(🔍)(tā )们沉默寡言(yán )，彼(bǐ )此信(xìn )赖，自幼便(biàn )接受(shòu )严酷的杀手训练(liàn )，成(🚔)年后通过(🚡)掮(qián )客筱(🐍)崎（大友(🐵)康平 饰）的安(ān )排接(jiē )手一桩桩刺(cì )杀任(rèn )务。与童年的境(jìng )遇相(xià(🤴)ng )比，刺客的(🕧)工作(zuò )让(🕖)他们过上(🚂)了想都没有想过(guò )的优渥生活，但(dàn )是冷(lěng )酷的外表现(xiàn )他们(men )的心(xī(😚)n )中却藏着(🚞)巨(jù )大的(🏣)(de )孤独，看似(💑)(sì )无情的杀人机器渐渐发生动摇。在刺杀梅泽(zé )财团(tuán )老大(dà )梅泽春(📀)彦的(de )过程(⛴)(chéng )中突发(🔂)意外，凉(liá(🖲)ng )带着目击现场的(de )女孩春日（岩田さゆり 饰）逃回(huí )家中。他的(de )行为(wé(🔱)i )引来(lái )筱(🚋)崎的不满(😌)(mǎn )，也(yě )令(🚊)岬大为光火，可是他未发觉，自己的心境(jìng )也有所变化。 Un Golpe De Suerte（UGDS）是(shì )西班牙(🕗)的一(yī )部(🏫)肥(féi )皂剧(🛌)(jù )，因为收(➡)视(shì )不佳(jiā )已经在2009年9月(yuè )被取消，一共只有一季60集。剧情(qíng )是关于几个(📟)(gè )家庭(tí(🤤)ng )和朋(péng )友(🏺)们之间的(🤚)(de )亲情(qíng )和友情的故事，同时也有很多诸(zhū )如犯罪，婚外情，商场竞争(zhēng )等(😾)常(cháng )见的(〰)戏剧冲(chō(🏞)ng )突。 A strange man comes into a house with only the wife. He says he'll leave after a shower and a meal, but his actions are exactly like the husband's. What has happened? He says that he learned everything from a friend he knows... “九(jiǔ )一(⚾)八”事变(biàn )后，快枪手马林（刘(liú )欢 饰）因对张学良抗日消极(jí )态度抵(😒)触，决然(rá(🍯)n )回到(dào )东(🙊)北老家靠(💠)(kào )山屯(tún )。张(zhāng )学良念及马(mǎ )林的(de )好枪法，遣(qiǎn )其相好杨梅（曹苑 饰）(🐍)劝马林回(🚇)(huí )心转意(🌤)，但(dàn )他去(🦅)(qù )意已(yǐ )决。土匪鲁(lǔ )大（张译文 饰）前几(jǐ )年曾经被马林教(jiāo )训过(🤾)，他一直怀(🚀)恨在心，当(🔠)今已(yǐ )做(📱)大的他手(shǒu )下有(yǒu )百人(rén )之众，为羞(xiū )辱马(mǎ )林，他强奸了马(mǎ )林的妻(👆)子秋菊（(🛸)宋雨霏 饰(🔲)），返回家(🍂)中的马(mǎ )林见(jiàn )秋菊为鲁大(dà )生了(le )孩子(zǐ )，他决然休(xiū )了妻(qī )子再与(💓)鲁大(dà )決(🛢)战，由于鲁(🍷)大作恶多(🔋)端，乡亲(qīn )们摄于其淫威不(bú )敢相(xiàng )帮，倒是被(bèi )休的(de )秋菊愿帮马林剿(🆓)(jiǎo )战土匪(🗺)，马林心(xī(🐻)n )存感念和(🥋)愧疚，他送走杨梅后与(yǔ )秋菊并肩血(xuè )战匪(fěi )巢，直致双双殉(xùn )难，中途(🎋)返回的杨(📽)梅(méi )目睹(💐)惨烈战场(🏹)，潸然泪下......