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Au commencement, l'homme, en forme de boule a quatre bras, quatre jambes et deux visages opposé(💱)s sur une seule tê(🖱)te. Zeus le divise en deux pour le punir de son orgueil. Dès lors, chaque partie recherche sa deuxième moitié avec laquelle elle ne faisait jadis qu'un. Telle est l'origine de l'amour. 勒保(bǎo )斯基(jī )（(😌)杰夫·布里(😦)吉(🤣)(jí )斯 Jeff Bridges 饰）绰(⚓)号“督爷(yé )”，是(❣)个(🙄)无所(suǒ )事事(shì )的中年(🤾)混(🏴)混，终(zhōng )日最(🥕)大的消遣就(💭)是(🎙)(shì )和两(liǎng )个同样无(wú )能(🗯)的(de )朋友沃特(🍥)（(㊗)约翰(hàn )·古(💫)德曼 John Goodman 饰）和(⛷)多(😡)(duō )尼（斯蒂夫·巴斯(⏪)(sī(🍵) )米 Steve Buscemi 饰）打保(😜)龄球(qiú )。一日，一(🧟)群打手(shǒu )把他错认成城(chéng )里和(hé )他(🌉)同(😤)名同姓的(de )那(📁)个(gè )百万富(🐞)翁(🎂)加以威(wēi )胁，临走还尿(nià(♏)o )在他(tā )的地(⬅)毯上。平(píng )白无(🍑)(wú )故吃亏的督(⌚)爷只(zhī )好跑去找那个(💦)富(⏹)翁(wēng )（戴维(⏯)·哈德(dé )莱(🗓)斯(🌽)(sī )顿 David Huddleston 饰）赔偿，未(wèi )果后(🌐)自作主张偷(🍟)了(🙅)(le )富翁(wēng )一块(🕕)地毯(tǎn )。几(jǐ(💩) )日(🛬)后富翁又把督(dū )爷找(🌖)去(🔻)帮忙，因其(qí(🆚) )年轻妻子邦妮(😸)(nī )（塔(tǎ )拉·雷德 Tara Reid 饰）遭(zāo )到(dào )绑(📴)架(🧢)，督爷被要(yà(🔊)o )求帮忙送赎(🍭)金(🏾)(jīn )给绑(bǎng )匪，就此和两(liǎ(😺)ng )个朋(péng )友一(🏫)起卷入一场(chǎ(🆙)ng )哭笑不得的犯(💮)(fàn )罪事(shì )件…… 在樱(🎗)花(🈹)(huā )烂漫(màn )的(🍳)季节里，无忧(🥘)(yō(🕙)u )无虑的草帽海贼团(tuán )尽(🛠)情享受快乐(💝)(lè(🖲) )时光(guāng )。途中(🚀)乔巴救上(shà(🅱)ng )了(🌟)一个魁梧健硕的(de )家伙(🤲)(huǒ(🔘) )，最引人(rén )注(👷)目(mù )的是他的(💘)右腕装(zhuāng )配了用海楼石做成(chéng )的机(❣)械(🤺)手腕，凡是(shì(🐚) )触碰过手腕(🌡)的(🥑)人(rén )均(jun1 )能力尽失。原来(lá(🏐)i )此人便是曾(👵)经(jīng )培养(yǎng )出(🐯)无数优秀弟(dì(🙃) )子的(de )原海军大将Z（大(🏂)(dà(🐫) )冢芳忠 配音(😣)）。苏(sū )醒后(⛲)的(🧔)Z得知路(lù )飞（田中真弓(🤝) 配音）等人(🎉)的(📑)身份后反目(🖌)(mù )成仇，与随(🎂)后(🔪)(hòu )赶来(lái )的下属艾伊(😤)（(🐮)筱(xiǎo )原凉子(🕺) 配音）和宾(bī(🚦)n )兹（香川照之(zhī ) 配音(yī(🆘)n )）对草帽海(👵)贼(♏)团(tuán )予以残(🕌)酷无情的重(🐁)(chó(⚫)ng )创。原来Z因某(mǒu )件往(wǎng )事(😇)而对海贼极(♟)(jí )度(dù )憎(zēng )恨(🤐)，此时他正酝(yù(🈚)n )酿一项恐怖计(jì )划，势(🛶)要(✳)带领“NEO海(hǎi )军(🎚)”将新世界的(📥)海(➕)贼(zéi )一举歼灭。他(tā )的行(🥓)(háng )动引起海(🗝)军(💿)本(běn )部的(de )忌(♏)惮，而惨败的(🔩)(de )路(🎃)飞等人也将向这(zhè )个(🛴)前(🐟)所未有的(de )敌(📼)人(rén )展开新的(🙄)挑战…… 维京时代，Helgi 目睹(🗾)(dǔ )家园被摧(🐫)毁(🆙)后(hòu )投靠(kà(🎽)o )待他如儿子(🤾)一(🈹)般(bān )的叔叔 Rurik的部落，多(duō(🎌) )年之后他遇(🤓)到(dào )了对(duì )他(🎌)父母之死负(fù(⛩) )有直(zhí )接责任、他永(💬)不(🏹)(bú )想相见的(🏟)那个(gè )人 SYNOPSIS In this fast-paced, surrealistic comedy, a group of bizarrely made-up urban terrorists spend most of their time watching television rather than going out and about -- as they believe the danger of capture is too great. Aside from the odd make-up they are wearing, they may not have done anything to warrant anyone's attention. In one recurring joke, one of the male terrorists is interrupted every time he almost succeeds in telling one of the female terrorists that he loves her. Certain other jokes play on the obviousness of the filmmaking procedure used, as when a taxi driver who never looks at the road but only at his fares never has an accident. ~ Clarke Fountain, All Movie Guide