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电(🏞)影《哈(🖕)雷骑士之铁(tiě )骑(🛃)双雄》讲(🚣)述(shù(🔂) )了同母异父的(de )两(🏗)兄弟均(🚴)为哈(🎬)(hā )雷摩托车手，他(tā )们从(🤰)失散(😍)到相(xiàng )认，从对抗到(dào )团(🈹)结，最(💸)终齐(qí )心合力打败恶(è(🎗) )势力(🦎)，找回了(le )失散的友情和(hé(⛅) )亲情(❣)，也(🤾)找到了(le )各自人生的方(👮)(fāng )向。 三(🈲)个独特(tè )的和奇怪的(🌪)女(nǚ )人(🌭)每场战斗自(zì )己的文(🚺)字和隐(🧔)(yǐn )喻(🍂)的恶魔。他(tā )们(men )的(🍻)生活很(🍼)快就(📥)(jiù )大规模棱镜的(🍵)(de )神秘亮(🥃)相，由(🖥)(yóu )于碰撞和荒谬(👟)(miù )变成(👑)无意(🥓)义。 徘徊在午夜伦(lún )敦的(🔨)街头(😈)，广州(zhōu )来的留学生林(lí(🌪)n )华正(🏧)在经历他(tā )人生中最特(🥞)殊(shū(🚐) )的几天。父母(mǔ )的突然到(🏍)访令(🕦)(lì(🚻)ng )他措手不及... An immortal blues musician terrorizes childhood sweethearts reunited over the Thanksgiving holiday.@ 寻(xún )找线(🥧)索失败(📪)众人(rén )只能重返天都(➡)(dōu )城，却(🐪)因道路(lù )不通只得选(🤬)择(zé )水(🚯)路。不(📭)料意(yì )外掉下瀑(🖐)布。醒来(🚵)后机(📡)缘巧合(hé )来到了(🍌)女儿国(🧦)(guó )，老(🤸)沙却变成(chéng )了女(👳)王的夫(💯)婿(xù(🤧) )，江流儿发现(xiàn )女王是异(🐵)人，从(🥊)而引起了天(tiān )诛焱和颲(🙅)的担(🕟)心(xīn )。原来女王是(shì ).....战火(🎶)一触(🐃)即发(fā )...... In a world tormented by the Horror, the citizens of Birdabad accept the egg-eating tyranny of Kondor and his carrion crew as the price of safety. Gathered in exuberant daily ritual around the great Egguilibrium mechanism, which is tended by the silent owl, Hasan, they unthinkingly trade their eggs for fruit. Hupu, a beautiful and reckless young bird, is determined to save her egg from this terrible fate and with the help of Hasan, who is her husband, and a magical seed, she opposes Kondor and disrupts the system. In the wild chase that follows Hupu, Hasan, Kondor and a tiny busy-body chick called Mi, find themselves flung out of Birdabad into the jaws of the Horror. Terrified, confused, murderously angry with each other, this ill-assorted band form a reluctant alliance with a most peculiar guide, who promises to help them get home, if they will help him reach the Sun. Only Hupu knows that their guide is blind. Travelling from a vast modern city to the top of a volcano, down the ... 得知前女友在(zà(👅)i )墨西哥(😵)過世而(ér )且留下他們(🤗)的(de )女兒(🔅)，酒鬼沃(wò )倫決定當個(🅿)好父(fù(📢) )親，開始戒酒(jiǔ )並前去(🏬)接回女(🧐)(nǚ )兒(💻)。途經一座(zuò )沙漠(🔕)小鎮停(🥘)車(chē(🍶) )休息，卻在當(dāng )地(🍡)意外陷(🗨)入昏(🥛)迷(mí )；再醒來後(💗)，沃倫發(♒)現自(🔏)己(jǐ )恰巧遇上小鎮(zhèn )的(✴)狩獵(📼)季節，而獵物竟是沃(wò )倫(🦔)與其(🎏)他旅客(kè )！除了要應付鎮(👗)(zhèn )民(🥝)的(➗)瘋狂追殺(shā )，同時還要(🈂)克(kè )服(🛤)不斷襲來的(de )戒斷症狀(👇)，沃(wò )倫(🎃)能否順利逃(táo )出沙漠(🧚)，與女(nǚ(⭐) )兒共享天倫之樂(lè )？(📡) Rémy (Paul Doucet) is always between two planes, travels to Shanghai on business. During this trip, he takes the opportunity to cheat Dominique (Sophie Prégent) first with a woman, then with a man. Upon his return, his wife puts him out after showing him more than compromising photos of his Asian aspirations.