老于(yú )头(🏜)（陈裕德 饰）闻(🥟)(wén )言女儿小(🏚)燕（(🏦)马(mǎ )羚(líng ) 饰(🦒)）要(🚹)当人(🐷)体模(mó(🛌) )特(tè )，差点(⚫)气疯，他(🐠)扯着(🐟)老伴(🗄)(bàn )（丁(dīng )一(❣) 饰）到美院画(huà(😏) )室(shì )一探究竟，却(🔷)发(fā )现(xiàn )是为给(🐎)丈夫石锁治病才(🎶)鼓(gǔ(🌷) )足(zú )勇气来当模(🖋)特的(de )农(nóng )村(cūn )妇(🗼)女春杏（黎静(jì(♌)ng ) 饰(shì )）。老师问老(🤞)于头来画室干(gà(🌩)n )啥，他(⛔)一时无言(yán )以(yǐ(🤱) )对，吱吱唔唔地(dì(💥) )说(shuō )来(lái )当模特(🦄)，师生们信以(🍕)为真(🍉)，结果老于头(😞)落荒(⤴)(huāng )而(🦌)(ér )逃。石(🎰)锁认为妻(🎛)(qī )子(zǐ(📳) )当模(📲)特丢(😡)人现眼(yǎn )，坚(🙃)决与其离了婚。平(🌐)日看(kàn )似(sì )正(zhè(📲)ng )经的贾老三趁机(🔂)(jī )图(tú )谋不轨，不(🎨)料被(🏉)(bèi )小(xiǎo )燕识破其(👿)丑恶嘴脸。老于(yú(🎄) )头(tóu )得知小燕真(🔚)当了(le )模(mó )特(tè )，发(🍒)誓从此不认(rèn )这(🔋)(zhè )个(🚬)女儿。谁知儿子竟(🛫)爱上离(lí )婚的春(♿)杏，老于(yú )头(tóu )怒(🧙)不可竭地要(💁)将(jiā(🍻)ng )儿(ér )子(zǐ )轰(🤼)出家(🤬)门，谁(➰)知此举(🌏)惹恼了(le )老(🚭)伴，自己(🥖)反而(📤)(ér )差(🤜)(chà )点被扫地(🕛)出门......
孫(sūn )越(yuè )、(📝)倪淑君、阿西(xī(🐎) )（陳博正）、徐(🚨)俊俊、黎國(guó )媛(🈳)(yuán )等(🎨)(děng )演出。老孫（孫(♒)(sūn )越(yuè )飾）是一(⚫)個退役(yì )的(de )大陸(🙊)老兵，以油漆廣告(🙅)為(wéi )生(shēng )，長年的(🚮)苦悶(🌍)與(yǔ )屈(qū )辱(rǔ )，養(🏌)成他抑鬱寡(guǎ )言(🌇)(yán )的性格，而對家(⏫)中潑辣聒噪(🍒)(zào )，常(📛)用老孫名字(🎥)(zì )簽(💍)(qiān )賭(🛬)的妻子(🍋)，和一(yī )個(👓)(gè )不(bú(👻) )成材(🈳)的兒(🐷)子，他常以沉(🌲)默表(biǎo )示抗議。阿(😼)偉則(zé )是(shì )從花(🌍)蓮來的泰雅(yǎ )族(🐤)(zú )青年，當初他和(🛰)(hé )摯(🐕)(zhì )友BOYA，為了尋找一(🎭)個他們愛(ài )慕(mù(🈲) )的(de )女大學生到台(🔶)北(běi )闖(chuǎng )天下，當(🚈)起油漆(qī )看(kàn )板(🕟)的工(🔰)人，可是BOYA卻在一次(🐲)(cì )意(yì )外中喪失(🙎)，阿偉(wěi )懷(huái )著(zhe )深(🦃)深的內疚，更(🚍)(gèng )無(🙂)(wú )法面對家(🕊)鄉的(🙀)父老(🍈)，只好留(🛒)(liú )在台北(💬)，每天繼(🌏)(jì )續(🙁)(xù )承(💁)受著生活的(➕)考(kǎo )驗(yàn )。這兩個(🏧)思想、作法都南(🦁)轅北(běi )轍的小人(🎯)物，每(měi )天(tiān )站在(🐲)巨幅(⏫)看板前(qián )，畫著巨(🐝)幅美女廣(guǎng )告(gà(👠)o )，他倆彼此看不順(💸)眼，老(lǎo )孫(sūn )覺(jià(🙎)o )得阿偉酗酒、飛(📏)(fēi )車(🔷)(chē )、粗魯，阿偉則(😋)(zé )覺(jiào )得老孫懦(🚄)弱、無能，但是(shì(🕉) )隨(suí )著看板(💕)的工(🐑)作進(jìn )度(dù(📔) )，老孫(🏞)和阿(👋)偉也逐(😾)(zhú )漸(jiàn )地(📯)由彼此(🔩)看不(💋)順眼(🧐)轉變成互(hù(👩) )相諒(📲)解。某日傍(bà(🦄)ng )晚(wǎn )，老孫和阿偉(📲)都(dōu )喝(hē )了點酒(🕸)，坐在工地鷹架的(🎼)頂端(📥)，眺望夕陽，兩(liǎng )人(👠)(rén )都有一點酒意(🙊)，傳(chuán )遞間，酒壺失(🧢)守(shǒu )跳(tiào )落地面(🏂)，行人發現兩人作(🎁)(zuò )在(🏋)(zài )突出的樑上，騷(🖇)動(dòng )起(qǐ )來，以為(🖲)兩人企(qǐ )圖(tú )自(🎶)殺。不多久，雲(😋)梯車(🛁)、警(jǐng )車、(🏷)救護(🔈)車都(💐)趕(gǎn )到(🥝)(dào )了，兩人(➗)發覺後(🎉)，決(jué(🎫) )定開(🅰)個玩笑，繼續(🙀)裝傻(📌)下去(qù )。然而(🌙)老孫、阿(ā )偉(wě(👮)i )發現情況早已複(👵)(fú )雜(zá )的超乎想(🐭)像時(🛢)，不禁慌了手腳，雲(🦊)梯上的消防(fáng )員(🌝)(yuán )、警官、心理(❣)學(xué )家(jiā )，甚至被(⏳)警方請(qǐng )來(lái )的(🐰)老孫(🚙)妻兒，都不斷喊話(🏾)(huà )，阿偉情緒漸漸(🏎)不穩(wěn )，電視台記(🈷)者崔如(rú )琳(🚃)(lín )察(🏼)覺阿偉的異(🍭)狀，想(👕)問出(🌹)(chū )阿(ā(🦇) )偉的隱情(🦂)……。電(📇)(diàn )影(🍤)雖用(💟)了臺灣小說(🏻)(shuō )家(🐮)(jiā )黃春明原(📨)著的架構，但把背(🉑)(bèi )景拉到了解除(⤵)戒(jiè )嚴(yán )後的臺(📥)灣，並(⛵)將(jiāng )其(qí )中一個(🕍)油漆匠改為滿腹(🍌)牢騷的退伍老兵(🏁)，讓他(tā )和(hé )鄉村(⬛)少年的另一(yī )個(😆)(gè )油(👘)漆匠共同支撐(chē(📓)ng )大(dà )局，對臺灣社(🎀)會的弱勢群(qún )體(💿)(tǐ )寄予關懷(🚹)與同(🌾)情，而(ér )對強(🍮)勢團(🖍)體予(🦕)以(yǐ )尖(🚿)(jiān )刻的嘲(💽)諷。
“Break Through the Limits of Eroticism!” So read the title of one newspaper advertisement for SABANGJI, set during the Chosŏn dynasty (1392-1910) and undeniably catering to heterosexual male desire to gaze into the realm of female homoeroticism. In classic exploitation form, the title character of the film possesses both male and female genitalia, leading Sabangji to suffer an identity crisis and experience feelings of self-contempt.
Sherlock Holmes is approached by Mr. Scott-Eccles who recounts strange events. He recently dined with an acquaintance, a Spanish gentleman named Diaz with whom he shared an interest in map making. He spent the night at Mr. Diaz' rented home, Wisteria Lodge, but awoke the next morning to find the house abandoned. Thinking that Diaz might be doing a runner, he contacted the landlord but was told that the man's rent had been paid in full. A somewhat bored Holmes agrees to look into these mysterious circumstances surrounding the case but the local constabulary, in the form of Inspector Baynes, make it very clear that he is out to make a reputation for himself by solving this case without the Great Detective's help. Written by garykmcd
当(🐷)一个(🍝)(gè )阿(🤥)(ā )拉伯独裁(📍)者在(🎵)狂(kuáng )奔(bēn )时(🐂)，美国情报机构(gò(👥)u )支(zhī )持反对派领(🏼)导人。当对独裁(cá(🤽)i )者进(🈵)行了几次尝(cháng )试(🕖)(shì )后，他指责反对(🔙)(duì )派(pài )领导人并(🦃)开始杀害(hài )他。当(🍁)美国了解到这一(🏻)点时(🏿)(shí )，他们派出一个(👱)小(xiǎo )组(zǔ )去保护(📣)反对派领(lǐng )导(dǎ(👜)o )人。
一名旅游(💩)书作(🔣)家在丧(sàng )子(💗)(zǐ )及(🔒)妻子(🔎)离开他(🚪)的低(dī )潮(♓)(cháo )期，碰(🥤)到了(🥀)改变(🔧)(biàn )他(tā )的女(👠)人吉(🛳)娜·戴维斯(📶)，她(tā )主(zhǔ )动随和(🐯)的生活方(fāng )式(shì(🌖) )，冲击着作家原来(📍)(lái )封(🔒)(fēng )闭和保护自己(📊)的独立小世界(jiè(🚈) )，终于让他开始(shǐ(💣) )放(fàng )松自己，尝试(🎤)体(tǐ )会(huì )周遭的(🥘)平凡(🏻)人生。本片拍得十(🍣)分细腻动人，而(é(🌽)r )且(qiě )有不少令人(💛)会心(xīn )微(wē(🍳)i )笑的(🔻)小幽默，假(jiǎ(🌶) )如(rú(🤖) )你能(🥈)接受比(🐲)较缓慢的(👙)叙事(shì(💻) )节(jiē(🕦) )奏，将(📀)可以发觉这(🏚)(zhè )是(🅿)(shì )一部足堪(🤛)嘴嚼的(de )清(qīng )新小(⛲)品。
Dow is an ex-soldier searching the wasteland for his wife who was taken from him by the Warlord. With only a disembodied, wisecracking head and a renegade woman named Danny as his companions, they roam the terrain to try and get back the woman that Dow lost.
在八十年代声(🔇)誉最(zuì )隆的法国(🥞)笑匠(🐻)皮(pí )埃(āi )尔．理(🏗)查德，跟刚(gāng )出(chū(🛃) )道的玉女明星艾(🎵)曼纽爱莉．琵雅(🚐)合演的一流(liú )喜(🔡)(xǐ )剧(🥁)，将“处境喜(xǐ )剧(jù(🛒) )"的阴差阳错和重(➗)重(chóng )误会发挥得(🔭)淋漓尽致，惹(🐞)笑(xià(🎅)o )效(xiào )果一波(😵)未平(🤖)一波(bō )又(yò(🌒)u )起。剧情描(✋)述性(xì(🚐)ng )格(gé )内向(🍎)的画家尚迷(🅰)恋有(🧤)夫之(zhī )妇(fù(✍) )芙洛昂丝，在朋友(💩)(yǒu )帮(bāng )忙下终于(📇)约到她(tā )前(qián )来(⏪)自己的画室参观。画室(😍)旁(páng )边住了一对(👢)欢喜(xǐ )冤(yuān )家波(😝)里斯与艾娃，两(liǎ(🎩)ng )人正因感情问题(⛪)发生小冲突(tū )，艾娃在(⏬)追波里(lǐ )斯(sī )到(😌)电梯时，一阵(zhèn )风(🗃)(fēng )把她的家门关(👸)上了(le )，于是她(🎋)进入(🥗)画室向尚求(🥁)救(jiù )。尚担(🤰)心芙洛(💱)昂丝(sī )到(🆓)(dào )来时引起(🌏)误会(🦀)，乃(nǎi )从阳台(🖤)爬到隔壁帮艾娃(🤐)开(kāi )门(mén )，不料爬(🏔)在栏杆上(shàng )却(què(🍶) )发生脚抽筋，其(qí )呻(shē(🏅)n )吟声被回来拿东(🐬)西的波里斯(sī )听(🔰)个正着，两对(duì )男(👈)(nán )女就这样搞成(❔)一团(tuán )，令人笑得喘不(🔇)过气。
老王（任达(🗝)华 饰）、雪(xuě )玲(🚹)(líng )（郑裕玲 饰）(🏂)、龙(lóng )哥（(🍱)梁家(📻)仁 饰）和(hé(🍈) )达叔（吴(🐞)孟达 饰(🤷)）等人均(🗞)是(shì )缉(jī )毒(💍)警察(🗒)，他们并(bìng )肩(😀)(jiān )作战，同甘共苦(👁)(kǔ )，彼此之间结下(🍵)了深厚的情(qíng )谊(🐁)(yì )。某日，他们端掉(diào )了(🖼)(le )一个毒窝，却让(rà(🏕)ng )毒(dú )贩头子给逃(🎮)走了，之后，毒(dú )贩(🎒)头子杀了龙哥(gē(⛏) )，其余人发誓要找到(dà(🌔)o )毒(dú )贩头子，给龙(🤝)哥报仇。
This uneven comedy of manners concerns a young film projectionist (Jerome Ange) who sets out to find a marriageable woman. He sets his sights on two women he has lived with for nearly ten years (Kristin Scott-Thomas and Sylvie Orcier). For some reason, the projectionist encourages one of the women to hire a private detective (Patrice Kerbrat) to monitor his romantic activities.