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Dorine dials 911, but hangs up when the call is answered. She places the corpse on a cart, rolls it down to her car, loads it in her trunk, and takes it home, placing it in her furnished basement (we don't see the body until later). Then, seemingly without reason, she goes into a murder spree. She kills Virginia[who?] by poisoning her inhaler tube, taking the second corpse to her basement, placing it on a sofa, next to Gary's. Then comes the turn of two young Girl Scouts who arrive at her door to sell cookies. The young girls join the other corpses in the basement, Dorine seen eating the cookies with relish while working on her new laptop. Intriguingly, she sends messages from Gary to the remaining office workers, implying he is alive and has left the office or his wife. There are three more murders before the movie ends, all planned with cool design and seeming absence of malice. The last scene shows Dorine, after her mother's death, setting fire to her basement, then, sporting a blond wig, driving away in her car, circling a newspaper ad with her pencil for an office job, a look of triumph in her face.(From Wikipedia) 阪神大(dà )地震使得神户(hù )废墟遍(📓)布，大(dà )火(huǒ )冲天，面(👪)对(duì(🦍) )新(xīn )闻报(🙍)道，不(🌦)(bú )禁(jìn )令恩田(🧠)圭太(🍓)（长冢京三饰）忆起50年前的少年往事。 Is about a husband and wife’s attempt to rekindle some fire and passion back into their marriage. They decide to take a cruise, the classic last attempt for many desperate couples. While we see the couple slowly fall apart, the movie flashes back to how they met and fell in love. She was a nurse on a hospital ship in the Vietnam War and he was a wounded pilot. Her memories of their past love keep her hopes alive as her husband mopes around the ship. She decides to throw the jealousy card down to see if he takes the bait. Will their love survive the cruise? Every sex scene is accompanied by ghastly music. Songs with such lyrics as: “I love you so much, I want to hold you forever” etc. One scene has a guy dreaming about being a caveman with two nurses and the song starts up, “I’m a caveman baby..a Romantic skin flick