《天黑(hēi )》：(✊)一个天生(shē(💋)ng )失明的(📒)男孩却拥有(🖤)(yǒu )天才的音乐(lè )天(🎤)赋，他(🤦)经常(chá(🥙)ng )独自(zì(🦃) )在校园练(liàn )琴，遇上一个刚好(hǎ(🚹)o )失恋(🍶)的女孩(🖍)，男孩听(🎟)见了吵(chǎo )架和(hé )哭泣声(⛱)，慢慢弹(🦁)出一(👠)曲《天黑(🥡)(hēi )黑》慰藉(jiè(🐽) )女孩(hái )，两人就此相(✨)(xiàng )识，还(🔕)相约(📐)去(qù )了(✔)海边……《夏(👕)午(wǔ )》：开车结伴出(🏦)行的两女(nǚ(🏋) )一男(ná(🔈)n )，隐藏着(zhe )一段(🎦)(duàn )三角关系(xì )。一(yī(🌐) )个女孩要求(🗣)停(tíng )车(🐥)解手，却发(fā(🤝) )现另两人 趁她离开(✒)(kāi )的一小会(📆)亲(qīn )热(🏞)，她愤怒地(dì )用石(shí )头杀死了(le )两(⛅)个(gè(🐢) )人，却最(✴)终发(fā(⌛) )现只是一段臆(yì )想……《阖家(jiā(⛺) )观赏(⛏)(shǎng )》：一(⏱)组来自法国(🛢)的电台(tái )工作(zuò )人(🕊)员，选(xuǎ(🤪)n )中林(🐒)(lín )家拍(⏯)摄一(yī )辑节(🐻)(jiē )目，要求跟拍(pāi )他(🍁)们一家三口(🏓)(kǒu )整个(⬜)周末的生活(👉)，并邀请他们(men )参加“世(⬅)界最(zuì )有趣(🐕)(qù )家庭(🧘)选拔(bá )赛”，林(🐌)家欣然同(tóng )意，怎料(💉)面对(duì )摄影(🍞)机暴露(🏟)出一家(jiā )人隐藏已久的秘密…(😾)…
张(🚾)(zhāng )家出(📞)(chū )与李(🚷)凤择(zé )日成(chéng )亲之事，为经(jīng )济(🕹)问题(🆖)伤透脑(💻)(nǎo )筋。初时，家(🚾)(jiā )出姑(gū )姑之妙计(😆)－－让(🌩)他们(🍪)假私(sī(🥥) )奔真(zhēn )结婚(📜)，却(què )不料(liào )假戏真(🗼)做(zuò )，亲(qīn )家(🤰)变冤家(🚤)。双(shuāng )方父亲(🌧)刊登寻(xún )人启事，但(💕)双方母亲仍(🌹)是敌对(🔧)(duì )。最后，姑姑(🌥)(gū )再施(shī )妙计，演(yǎ(🎀)n )出一(yī )出戏(🌊)外戏，在(🥒)(zài )囍字中终结。
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故(✋)事(shì )发生在(🎩)1563年的法(🤼)(fǎ )国，在新教(💥)徒和天主教徒之间(🍅)(jiān )，爆发了一(📛)场(chǎng )旷(👬)日(rì )持久的激(jī )烈战(zhàn )争。亨利(🈷)（朱(🚽)(zhū )利安(👙)·波义(📁)塞(sāi )利尔 Julien Boisselier 饰）身为新教(jiāo )首领(🗿)，需要(✡)抵抗的(📒)是强大(dà )的(😗)皇(huáng )太后凯瑟(sè )琳(🔚)（桑德(🎿)拉·(✋)惠勒(lè(😔) ) Sandra Hüller 饰）。为了(📮)(le )平息战争，王(wáng )室决(🐵)(jué )定牺(📖)牲公(💨)主玛格(🏇)丽特（阿(ā(🥟) )赫麦(mài )勒·德意(yì(💔) )志 Armelle Deutsch 饰(shì )），将(➕)她(tā )许(🌦)配(pèi )给亨利(🛤)。
根据(jù )德国作家托(👂)斯(sī )滕.舒尔(👑)茨的同(😕)名小说改编，写(xiě )东柏林一边的(😫)(de )事情(💲)(qíng )。
迈特(🅿)（Angus Macfadyen 饰）(🤟)和妻子朱莉娅(yà )（Tara Reid 饰）合力经(🍓)(jīng )营(❗)一家广(🍙)告公司，在二(📬)人悉心打理之下，公(🛶)(gōng )司的(🤥)(de )业务(🤽)蒸蒸(zhē(🖱)ng )日上(shàng )。不过(🌧)，随着(zhe )日子的好转，迈(🥂)特却整(🌄)日愁(⏬)(chóu )眉不(⬛)(bú )展。他怀疑(🤸)妻子与他人有(yǒu )染(👨)，为此聘请(qǐ(📬)ng )特雷(lé(👧)i )沃（Colm Meaney 饰）跟(👭)踪(zōng )调查。
Two deranged brothers, who are under the domineering influence of their crazed mother, kidnap young girls and keep them captive in chains in their basement, where they subject them to depraved "games" that often end in torture and murder
"The Eye Creatures" is based on the slightly less ridiculous 1957 movie "Invasion of the Saucer Men," and is less an homage as an exact carbon copy, reproducing basically the same characters, scenes and lines, only worse. The one chance that "Eye Creatures" had at improving over the original involves the monsters and the way they are defeated (not to give anything away) but is squandered with the poor production values present. Eye creatures wearing only the mask of their outfit, or running around is comfortable tennis shoes destroy any possibility of respect for this film. Luckily this movie is short enough to be amusing, without stretching on into grating. Best watched on Mystery Science Theater, if possible.
Sir Guy Grand adopts homeless bum Youngman to be heir to his obscene wealth, and immediately begins bringing him into the intricacies of the family business, which is to prey upon people's greed by use of the vast holdings of the Grand empire. They leave no stone unturned as sporting events, restaurants, art galleries, and traditional pheasant hunts turn into lurid displays of bad manners and profiteering. Things climax at the social event of the season, the inaugural voyage of the new pleasure cruiser The Magic Christian.