Celebrates the wrongest jokes ever told. It's a coming of age story that's brimming with irreverent humor, larger-than-life characters, and crackling action to boot! It will remind you of the great cartoons of yesteryear.
《学花站长(zhǎng )》讲(📄)述了太原(🧟)市动检(jiǎ(☝)n )站(📣)(zhàn )李学(🍇)花(💺)站长的事(🐌)迹(jì )，李(lǐ )学花在(🎸)平凡的工作(zuò )岗(gǎng )位(🤱)上兢兢业(🕷)业、任劳(🌙)(láo )任怨(yuà(🌔)n )，20年(🔋)来为太原(👋)市(shì )民把(bǎ )好肉(🤗)食市场质(🔩)量关(guān )，受到(⏪)党和政府(🔨)及有(yǒu )关(🐽)(guān )部门的高度赞赏，在(🚀)老(lǎo )百姓中口碑(🐻)甚佳(jiā )。
美(🦏)(mě(🖱)i )国麦迪(🎴)逊(👱)城的一群(🎚)(qún )大(dà )学(🕎)生到一个偏远小镇(zhèn )旅行(háng )，他们去采(💽)访一位(wè(🛩)i )作(zuò )家，他(🦍)写(🥀)过一本(🍩)关(🔵)(guān )于(yú )20年(👖)前小镇连环杀手(🤥)(shǒu )的(de )书。当学生们到达(💣)(dá )麦迪(dí(🚍) )逊的小镇(🐳)，找遍全(quá(👧)n )镇(🎊)(zhèn )却找不(🍗)到作家。问镇(zhèn )上(🐁)的居民，他(👡)们说已(yǐ )经(🔁)好(hǎo )几年(🎑)没见过作(🤶)家了(le )，他们还否认小说(😇)里(lǐ )的(de )那位连环(🔃)杀手戴蒙(🍎)(mé(🏷)ng )曾经(jī(🏑)ng )存(🕤)在过，并且(⏺)那(nà )些凶(📳)(xiōng )案从未发生。原本(běn )为(wéi )了采访的学(🧜)生们竟想(🐸)(xiǎng )查明(mí(⬆)ng )真(🏫)相，当他(📞)们(🏇)在小(xiǎo )镇(😵)(zhèn )周围徘徊，挖掘(🤮)线(xiàn )索(suǒ )寻找答案时(🥒)，却发(fā )现(⏹)(xiàn )那个传(🌩)说中的连(🧓)环(🥏)(huán )杀手(shǒ(👆)u )戴蒙比小说中的(🕡)更(gèng )让(ràng )人震惊！
简 介(😉)：
漢娜(nà(📀) )想幫助一(👞)個陌生人(🦎)，結果(guǒ )得到(🏔)的不是感激而(é(🕳)r )是(shì )對方(🌒)的(🤘)憤怒。這次(⛄)(cì )令(lìng )人(📋)不安的遭(👣)遇不僅(jǐn )僅影(yǐng )響了她的夢境。
一所(suǒ(🥇) )远离城市(🐓)喧嚣的女(🌦)(nǚ(🧦) )子(zǐ )中学(⚪)，怀孕4个月(🦄)的教(jiāo )师佐(zuǒ )和子（宫田亚纪 饰(shì )）(🥓)不得不板(👤)着面孔管(🚐)(guǎn )教(jiāo )宠(🗯)溺(🔪)无度的孩(🙊)子们(men )，而女孩们的(🥡)家长则(zé )时不(bú )时打(🌇)来电话抱(🐅)怨投(tóu )诉(💄)(sù )，令正常(⚓)的教学工作(⛄)(zuò )无法顺利开展(🚶)。叛逆(nì )的(🧥)美(🎞)(měi )月（小(🕰)林香织 饰(🎍)）早(zǎo )就(💫)不服真央佐和子(zǐ )的(de )管教，她和海穗、(🚚)明菜(cài )、(📋)诗音等小(🧛)跟(⏱)班(bān )来到(🍾)(dào )一座废(😩)弃的情人旅(lǚ )馆(guǎn )，在那里偷偷成立了(👌)(le )“让(ràng )老师(🤧)流产委员(😆)会”。在此之(😔)后(🈶)，可怕的(de )女(🧐)(nǚ )孩们通过药物(🍲)、暴(bào )力(lì )手段整治(💦)老师。早(zǎ(💱)o )有察(chá )觉(🥢)的佐和子(🍷)不得不(bú )提(💯)(tí )起十二分的精(🐯)神，防(fáng )备(🔁)学(🛎)生们的陷(🤸)害。师(shī )生(🏜)间(jiān )早已(🅰)没有信任和依(yī )赖(lài )，有的只有令人心(😳)(xīn )寒(hán )的(😸)相杀相残(📫)…(⛩)…
Тре(📼)нер д(♏)етской школы по фиг(🐰)урно(🐈)му ка(🎁)тани(🌁)ю(🔌) Рита(🥔) обижена(🌌) неверным в(🔊)озлю(🚒)блен(🏏)ным. Т(🅰)от ост(🚕)авил ее, ч(💔)тобы(👆) ж(🥢)енит(🌌)ься н(💪)а сес(💨)тре некоего Власов(🤞)а, зан(😰)имаю(🚁)щ(🚟)его 13-е(🎧) мест(🚨)о в списке самых бог(👋)атых(🥪) люде(💞)й стр(🎴)а(🤩)ны. Да(🥀)бы отомс(🚌)тить несос(🌪)тояв(✳)шему(😬)ся же(🗑)ниху, Р(👂)ита реша(🦆)ет вл(🤧)ю(🎧)бить(🍅) в себ(📢)я это(😒)го самого Власова. Е(🚎)сть т(🛎)ольк(🚸)о(🌱) одна(🈚) «неб(🚺)ольшая» проблема: н(💾)икто(🔫) не зн(🐎)ает, к(🖊)а(🌽)к выг(🌆)лядит за(🕠)гадочный В(👹)ласо(🌉)в; изв(🐏)естн(🚘)о толь(♒)ко, что он(📝) увле(🍓)к(➰)аетс(😿)я дай(🙃)винг(🎮)ом, и проводит время(😏) инко(🔑)гнит(🛅)о(🤞) в Таи(🌐)ланд(🏽)е. В поисках Власова(🎿) Рите(🌋) помо(🈳)гает(🏴) ж(⏰)урна(🌤)лист Кос(🗞)тя, — вместе(👳) с ним(🍬) она и(🈶) отпр(🤬)авляе(🛃)тся на да(🛥)леки(🛒)й(👱) остр(🚓)ов Та(🚕)о…
祖(zǔ(🏉) )籍苏(sū )州的富家女周彤（佟(tóng )丽娅饰(🌨)）和自幼(🍬)遭(zāo )父(fù(👶) )母(🌩)遗弃的李(🕊)毅（汪(wā(😻)ng )东城饰）是一对青梅(méi )竹马(mǎ )的小恋(🌿)人，经过多(🥞)(duō )年(nián )的(👘)爱情长跑(🏴)，两(✂)人最(zuì )终(⛴)结(jié )为夫妇，并在(⏰)海外生(shēng )活居住。一晃(🎱)十年(nián )，接(⛹)连失去亲(🔥)人的周(zhō(🆎)u )彤(tóng )精神方(👪)面承受巨大(dà )的(💈)压(yā )力，只(🐆)得(👭)靠药物缓(🐖)解(jiě )病情(🎹)。某天，父亲(⏮)(qīn )的(de )律师致电要求周彤办(bàn )理遗(yí )产(🏂)问题，于是(🏆)夫妇(fù )二(👲)(è(🦆)r )人启程返(🥛)回了阔别(💟)(bié )十(shí )年的家乡。熟悉的(de )古镇和宅邸并(🌦)未给周(zhō(🈹)u )彤一(yī )些(🛅)许的安慰(🤹)，反(🐚)而(ér )让(rà(📰)ng )她陷入更严重的(🌽)精神(shén )困扰(rǎo )之中。在(🔙)此之后，周(🍓)(zhōu )彤接连(🚻)看到各种(🧒)匪(fěi )夷(yí )所(➖)思的诡异现象，这(😜)(zhè )幢辉映(🈁)着(🚻)紫色幽光(㊙)(guāng )的邸(dǐ(👿) )宅仿佛正(🔗)引领她进入(rù )万劫不复的恐怖旋(xuán )涡(🤴)(wō )之中。扑(🈵)朔迷离的(📘)事(♐)(shì )件背(bè(🎄)i )后隐藏着(🛴)被遗忘多(duō )年(nián )的秘密......
Haunted by the memories of his time in the Gulf war, Jacob tries to adjust to civilian life aided mainly by his friendship with his commanding officer, Hilt who has made civvie life work for him. However, Jacob's stable reality is crushed when Hilt is killed during a suspected mugging that went wrong. Now Jacob feels it's his duty to find the truth behind the incident and bring closure to Hilt's widow, Louise. His investigation has him going head to head with DCI Lane and his partners Sergeant Egan and DC Carter as his own life starts to entwine with those he suspects of being involved. Amongst them is East End villain turned property tycoon Brannigan Woods, Marcus Clancy whose recent workaholic attitude has put a strain on his marriage to cheating wife Claire and their rebellious teenage daughter, Hannah. Dr Audrey Grey is the couple's therapist who is trying to keep the family together whilst her own existence is slowly sinking into self destruct mode...