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This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. 马修饰(shì )演报社(🔆)(shè )的(🌠)新闻版(🤦)主编，莱蒙是他手(🚧)(shǒu )下(🐽)的王牌(🍇)记者。这一天(tiān )莱蒙(méng )正(🔯)要离(📨)(lí )开芝(😐)加哥到纽约(yuē )去跟他(🦁)的(😀)女(nǚ(😰) )友展开(kāi )新生活，但临时(🔆)(shí )发(🧛)生(shēng )了(🐌)一宗(zōng )政治丑闻，马修(xiū(🤖) )用尽(⛩)各种方(fāng )法来挽(wǎn )留莱(🐲)蒙采(👴)访这段(🌧)(duàn )新闻。整个(gè )情节就在(🍊)两人(🌹)的(de )拉扯之间来(lái )表现报(👆)(bào )界(🙍)中人对(🕠)突发新(xīn )闻的停不了(le )的(💄)热爱(🚱)心理，由(🌸)(yóu )此延伸了互(hù(🛠) )相勾(🏯)心(xīn )斗(🏙)角、你躲我寻(xún )的游戏(🎫)。 来(lá(⛓)i )自南美(😽)的马克斯(sī )·伯(🐛)雷(lé(⬜)i )表(🎻)面(mià(💗)n )上是个(gè )海上贸易的商(🚑)人(ré(🏫)n )，暗中却(👗)从(cóng )事军火(huǒ )、毒品、(📈)绑架(✅)甚(shèn )至强(qiáng )迫卖淫(yín )等(🍕)罪恶(🌽)勾当。某(🐦)(mǒu )国接连派出(chū )四名特(🔨)(tè )工(🎂)前往他所落脚(jiǎo )的伊朗(💡)首都(🗑)(dōu )德黑(🛷)兰，却无一(yī )例外，皆遭(zā(🎀)o )杀害(❤)。为避免公开行动(dòng )引起(📝)国际(⛱)纠(jiū )纷(🐠)，该国聘请神(shén )秘的杀手(⛵)“骷髅(🏺)13”（高仓(🛠)健 饰）前(qián )去刺(🧀)杀马(👆)克(👄)(kè )斯(🔣)。骷髅13本名Duke·东乡，是一(yī(✈) )名混(🔌)血(xuè )儿(😋)。经过慎重考(kǎo )虑，东乡接(🗝)(jiē )下(🐜)这个(gè )任务，并和该国(guó(🚚) )女特(🗡)工凯瑟(🖐)(sè )琳假扮夫妻潜入(rù )伊(🏡)朗。他(💞)的(de )行踪不(bú )久便为马克(😺)斯的(📰)(de )团伙所(🔰)得知(zhī )，对方相继派出(chū(🔅) )瓦尔(👘)特、西(xī )蒙、道(dào )格拉(⬇)斯等(🗃)高手前(🐷)(qián )来阻挠。高(gāo )手对决接(😮)连展(🎳)开(kāi )…(🔻)… Hard on the heels of evil...soft on the lips of sheilahs! Country-Western Wildcats! Marsha Jordan – the first real star of Sexploitation – is Sweet Georgia, the sex-crazed nympho wife of rancher Big T. Unfortunately, because Big T is an ugly, abusive drunk, Georgia looks for her lovin’ elsewhere – starting with Cal, the stud ranchhand, then moving on to Virginia, Big T’s daughter, who spends her days riding her horsey in the nude. Of course, since Georgia’(🐇)s only Virgina’s stepmom, the two think a little down-home girl-girl action is perfectly fine, especially around a romantic campfire. But when Georgia makes it with dumb ol’(⭐) Leroy, everything gets violent. Yup, just when you think you’ve got this film figured out, an accidental death somehow escalates into one grisly murder after another. Plus: See what happens when a country singer meets a Country Hooker as Dave and his pal Billy B get detoured from a gig at a country-western bar by sexy hitchhikers Jen and Su (played by cinema sex kittens Sandy Dempsey and the legendary Rene Bond). The girls, however, are actually in the employ of sleazy Mike, The Singing Pimp, who wants the boys waylaid so he can continu polluting the bar with his prostitution racket and rotten music. But when Jen and Su end up falling for the two dumb lugs, Mike adds “strangler” to his already unsavory resume’…(🦀). So saddle up and ride with these two Drive-In classicks direct from the vaults of producer Harry Novak (Country Cuzzins) featuring plenty of sex, violence, and godawful singing! 哪咤（傅声(shēng )）生于三(🖍)千多(🚩)年(nián )前(♏)的商(shāng )朝，父亲李(lǐ )靖（(💰)卢迪(✏)），是(shì )当时的总兵(bīng )官(🔚)，镇(zhè(🥀)n )守陈塘(🕛)关。在纣(zhòu )王的统治下(xià(🚢) )，人民(🧢)饱受压迫(pò )，哪咤总是(shì(🔢) )抱打(🦕)不(bú )平(🏵)而闯祸，因此(cǐ )令其父增(😌)添(tiā(💇)n )不少麻烦。父子(zǐ )最终水(👍)火不(💉)(bú )容，为(🐍)(wéi )救全家哪咤不惜(xī )削(🎾)骨还(㊗)父削(xuē(🗨) )肉还母。然而，哪咤(📷)却(què(🍶) )为一(yī(🈹) )位神仙(xiān )太乙真人（李(⏰)允(yǔ(🚤)n )中）以(⛺)莲花(huā )令其复活，并赐(cì(🕧) )给他(😽)两(liǎng )件宝(bǎo )物，去(qù )解救(⛴)受苦(🍗)的百姓(👜)(xìng )。 忘八者，即在吉(jí )原一(😻)代从(🕡)事色情(qíng )业，将“孝(xiào )、悌(🥨)、忠(🎉)、信、(🌹)礼、义、廉(lián )、耻”这为(🍍)人八(💡)德抛弃(qì )、被世人看(kà(🍴)n )作畜(🔄)牲和无(🚭)赖的(de )人。 A strange series of solar flares proves fatal for inhabitants of the Earth, except for the fortunate few who are somehow immune from the effects. Animals go insane and human beings turn to white powder, leaving behind only empty clothing. A handful of survivors attempt to rebuild their lives on the de-populated Earth.