25岁(🍿)(suì )的(de )罗拉（ 劳(láo )拉(😙)(lā(🐚) )•莱(lái )姆希 Laura Ramsey 饰）和(🐶)一(🐂)个来自埃及的男同性恋(🤝)者(🥓)尤斯（Achmed Akkabi 饰(shì )）是(shì(🛣) )室(⛓)友，生活(huó )在(zài )纽(niǔ(🤜) )约(⬛)。她的工作是邮递员(🗄)，却(🥃)从没放弃过做一个优(🌵)秀(xiù )舞(wǔ )蹈(dǎo )演员的梦(🌯)想(⛳)(xiǎng )，成(chéng )为埃及著名(🚣)舞(🕣)蹈家伊斯玛昂（Milia Ayache 饰(🌕))那(👡)样的舞者。
亚历(lì )克(🍈)(kè(⭕) )斯(sī )（里夏尔(ěr )·安(ā(🎠)n )科(🚀)(kē )尼纳 Richard Anconina 饰）是一名(📤)音(✡)乐舞台剧导演，曾经(🧥)创(🤘)作过许多(duō )脍(kuài )炙(🥃)(zhì(🌜) )人口的剧(jù )本(běn )。然而近(🤐)年(🍠)来，他无法再写出能(Ⓜ)搬(📅)上舞台的剧本了，整(🥀)(zhě(💥)ng )个(gè )事业都陷入(rù(💇) )了(👜)(le )低(dī )谷期，而他的妻子(🐱)也在这个节骨眼选择了(🌉)离(♓)开他。一(yī )晃(huǎng )眼数(🤞)年(🚕)过去(qù )，亚(yà )历克斯(🥙)终(📀)于突破了瓶颈获得(⭐)了(🏀)新的灵感，然而制片(piàn )人(🏹)(ré(📎)n )却(què )不肯使用(yòng )他(🐊)(tā(🦄) )的(de )剧(jù )本，因为他已(⛅)经(🧞)彻底的退出了历史(⛓)的(📜)舞台了。
A group of martial arts students are en route to an island that supposedly is home to the ghosts of martial artists who have lost their honor. A Hitler lookalike and his gang are running a female slavery operation on the island as well. Soon, the two groups meet and all sorts of crazy things happen which include cannibal monks, piranhas, zombies, and more!
这部(bù )电(diàn )影(yǐ(🖇)ng )是(💘)一部浪(làng )漫(màn )情(qí(🌯)ng )节(🗜)喜剧，包括两组朋友(📄)，一(🚵)对女大学女生和一(🔼)对(🙋)来(lái )自(zì )校(xiào )外的男(🚃)朋友(yǒu )。然(rán )而在后半部(😱)分(📡)，它变成一个沉闷的(😊)家(🖕)庭情节剧。影(yǐng )片(pià(🏂)n )的(🎊)(de )开场在网球(qiú )场(chǎ(🛰)ng )上(🗻)(shàng )开始，几个青春活力的(📦)年(🕝)轻人在球场上拼杀(😉)。林(🈁)青(qīng )霞(xiá )和(hé )陈秋(📢)霞(😓)洲(zhōu )打(dǎ )网(wǎng )球(qiú(🐄) )时(🌮)认识秦祥林和谭咏麟。镜(🌾)头(🚋)一转，到了室内。年(niá(➕)n )轻(🙉)(qīng )人(rén )开始轻松(sō(📫)ng )的(🐟)(de )攀(pān )谈。
It's the old dark house plot again with added gore. Foolish young people take shelter in in old house or in this case, hotel and all hell then breaks loose. Not one of the most original stories in the field of horror films and sadly there is nothing really new in this made for TV movie. Other than the only known case of death by washing machine that is! Made in 1989 but looks even more dated than that, the jocks and bimbos in the American splatter films were pretty air-headed but they were always far worse and incredibly stupid in the European ones. Anyone with an ounce of sense would see what a 'con-damned' building this house was and run for the hills. These just wait around aimlessly to be picked off by the forces of evil. The sound dubbing isn't very good either and somewhat annoying as none of the voices seem to be in tune with the actors. And the small child while I guess, is supposed to be cute is just a major pain in the backside. But then again, none of the cast are sympathetic and you don't really care what happens to them. Thus it rattles onto a dull finale and disappointment. Like a lot of Spanish and Italian films in this genre, the horror effects happen for no rhyme or reason, just to try to elicit a scare. There has to be some bounds of credibility and logic in even the most dopey plots.
电影名称：(🤱)两(🐝)个小八路
在科技高度(🐓)发达的未来(lái )世(shì )界(jiè(🛶) )，繁(🛅)华堕落(luò )的(de )马(mǎ )杜(📡)克(🕑)市，醉生梦死，纸醉金(🌠)迷(🐰)。受万千宠爱、养尊(🚝)(zū(🈂)n )处(chù )优(yōu )的美丽少女(nǚ(🎽) )露(🐗)(lù )恩(ēn )•芭洛特（(🕍)林(🚘)原惠美 配音），虽然(🌰)从(🎞)赌场经营者榭(xiè )尔(🏙)(ě(🐹)r )（中井和哉(zāi ) 配(pèi )音(yī(🍗)n )）(⛵)那里得到一切，但却(🌑)抑(🥜)制不住想要探寻自(🐏)己(🍳)真实身(shēn )份(fèn )的渴(💀)望(🐴)。她(tā )的(de )念(niàn )头似乎触(😵)怒了专横的榭尔，因此惹(👷)来(🎆)杀身之祸。危(wēi )急(jí(🍕) )之(🏔)(zhī )时，芭洛特(tè )得(dé(🏊) )到(😯)(dào )犯罪搜查官乌夫(💷)库(🕚)克博士（八岛智人 配音(🧀)）(🚰)的救助(zhù )，并(bìng )在马(💷)杜(🚀)克紧(jǐn )急(jí )法(fǎ )令(🌔)09的(🍚)庇护和允许下，拥有(😨)了(✋)法令禁止的特殊能力。乌(🤟)(wū(📿) )夫(fū )库克希望(wàng )借(🔆)(jiè(🔐) )助(zhù )少(shǎo )女之手，揭(😛)露(🥚)榭尔一系列的罪行(💯)。对(✖)她来说，这不(bú )啻(chì )为一次凶险(xiǎn )的(de )旅(lǚ )程…(🍗)…(🆙)
一医生成命案疑犯(🏝)，他(🎁)潜逃到澳门，隐姓埋(🚫)(má(💽)i )名(míng )，当了黑市医(yī )生(💜)(shēng )，遇上一神秘婆婆、可(🌏)怜(🐱)少女、自称为转世(🗨)灵(🌖)童的藏(cáng )人(rén )和(hé(💫) )黑(🍹)道大哥。婆(pó )婆(pó )为(👷)他(🚏)解开昔日命案疑团，原来(🛫)她(🥗)竟是其前女友……(💑)