游手好闲(🅿)(xiá(🐘)n )的(🕤)杰(🅿)(jié(🗺) )克爱(ài )上了棕榈泉的一名贵(guì )妇,她(tā )将继承一笔(🏠)很(🛶)大(📐)的(🛢)遗(🈂)(yí )产,而且会嫁给一名富有的绅(shēn )士。杰(jié )克凭什(🚣)么(🥠)跟(🌾)对手竟(jìng )争(zhēng )呢?他的好(🌴)友(🐤)巴(🍿)尼(🏐)献(⛲)计,将杰(jié )克改(gǎi )造成一位风流潇洒的(de )上(shàng )流社(🐹)(shè(🐿) )会(📰)花(🚗)花(🐇)公子。一部看(kàn )似妙(miào )想天(tiān )开(🤑)实际上是一厢情愿(📓)(yuà(😱)n )的(de )爱情(qíng )喜剧,希望兼具美(📠)国(😱)(guó(🍟) )式(🆘)的(🤪)(de )狂想与法国式的浪漫,可惜(xī )导演(yǎn )约翰.拜拉姆(🆒)发(🎄)挥(✋)不(🛵)(bú(💊) )佳,迈(mài )克尔.奥凯夫与保罗(luó )洛德(dé )尤斯的搭(🔄)档(📁)也不吸引人。
七年(nián )前(qián )唐大(🌤)兴(🥢)((💨)孙(🏐)红(🕢)雷 饰(shì ))因故(gù )意伤害罪入狱服刑,如今(jīn )刑满(🤖)(mǎ(🎼)n )释(🎰)放(🧘),回(🔨)到北京的他(tā )对(duì )城市(shì )的变(🕉)化之大感惊讶,就连(⛓)(liá(🐧)n )女友(yǒu )小慧(宁静 饰)迎(🔇)接(🕕)(jiē(🔴) )他(😦)(tā(❣) )的方(fāng )式都让他惶惑。回家(jiā )后先(xiān )须到当地派出(📦)所(🦇)报(👱)道(😢),陆(⏰)麒(qí )麟(赵宝刚 饰)所长要(💊)求(qiú )他每(měi )周(zhōu )来(📒)一(🐙)次所里“交流思(sī )想”。但接下来(🐖)大(📃)兴(🥩)遇(🏿)到(📆)了更(gèng )大的(de )困(kùn )难:找工作。如今(jīn )连(lián )大学(xué(🈲) )生(😾)就(🚋)业(🥟)都(🐒)成问题,更何况(kuàng )他一(yī )个劳改(🃏)释放犯。在一(yī )次(cì(🍨) )同(🕟)学(xué )聚会上,小慧碰上了(le )暴(🏛)发(⛲)(fā(👋) )户(🥀)刘(🕊)(liú )毅,他早对美貌的小慧(huì )有意(yì )思,聚会只是借口(📴)罢(👢)(bà(😴) )了(⏯)。正(🍧)当大兴为找工作挠头(tóu )时,过(🐪)去(qù )的哥们胖子带(💶)着(🚬)朋友(yǒu )大头(tóu )主(zhǔ )动找到他(🥁),协(😛)商(👨)抢(🈷)劫(💹)(jié )处处(chù )烧包的刘毅,当他得知刘(liú )毅对(duì )小慧(🅾)别(🆚)有(👩)用(🍐)心(🆎)后,断(duàn )然(rán )决定(dìng )参与抢劫......
故(🈸)事从诺伊(Pierre Chatagny 饰(shì ))(🎤)约(🏖)(yuē )见一名叫利昂涅尔(利(🔷)(lì(🦈) )昂(🐓)涅(➰)(niè(🗻) )尔·白耶 Lionel Baier 饰)的网友(yǒu )开始(shǐ )。诺伊是个长相漂亮(😚)、(🤯)身(🗓)材(🛒)(cá(😽)i )迷人(rén )的同性恋男孩,他在(zà(🕛)i )一家(jiā )巧克力工厂(🔄)工(🔷)作,闲暇(xiá )时间(jiān )喜欢在网上(🙄)寻(😑)找(🗞)男(🌎)人(🍃)发展(zhǎn )一夜(yè )情(qíng ),这一次,他遇到了(le )利昂(áng )涅尔(🏦)。与(🅾)以(📂)往(💺)一(🤖)心只想寻(xún )找性(xìng )爱刺激的网友不同,利(lì )昂涅(niè(🦓) )尔(🏖)更加关心诺伊本人,主(zhǔ )动(🐉)与(🏹)(yǔ(🛣) )他(💩)聊(🍂)天,希望了解他(tā ),更鼓(gǔ )励他去当一名摄影师(shī )。诺(🔟)(nuò(♍) )伊(🐖)单(🧞)调空虚的生活因为利昂(áng )涅尔(🎸)(ěr )的出现而发生改(🍿)变(🔷)。
Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
玉仪(yí )在同学聚会中重遇初(👏)恋(❎)(lià(😼)n )情(🔴)人(rén )Roy Chan,现在警队当督察,他比(bǐ )当年(nián )更(gèng )英俊潇洒(🏕),不(✔)禁(➡)令(🛫)玉(📥)(yù )仪心(xīn )起涟漪。事实上Roy Chan如今风流(liú )成性(xìng ),与富婆(🦁)金(🦓)相恋。金(jīn )对(duì )他十(shí )分爱(🎑)慕(🥠),视(😖)他(😿)为(🚳)生命的一(yī )部分(fèn )。一天他在查案时勾(gōu )搭(dā )了一(🤑)(yī(🦊) )个(🈳)女(😭)侍应,而那女侍(shì )应后(hòu )来竟被(🤘)杀了,而Roy Chan又收到一些(🍒)(xiē(🛥) )恐吓(xià )信,叫他别再沾花惹(rě(🚚) )草(🌐)。他(🎾) 开(😓)始怀疑这些是金干(gàn )的,而金却在这个时候失踪了(📶)(le )
拓(💨)人(🗳)(ré(🚜)n )((🍡)佐藤健 饰)在大学时(shí )代参(cān )加了话剧社团,一心(🛄)想(🕖)要(yào )在舞(wǔ )台上做出一番(⤴)建(🏠)树(🔧)。然(🍵)(rá(👢)n )而毕(bì )业后,他和大部分应届生(shēng )一样(yàng ),放弃了表(😰)演(😥),穿(✏)上(🍲)(shàng )西(xī )装打(dǎ )上领带,奔赴在各(🍫)大(dà )公司(sī )的面试(⛲)会(🥄)场之间。瑞月(有(yǒu )村架(jià )纯(🤗) 饰(⏫))(💾)和(⛸)光太郎(菅(jiān )田将(jiāng )晖 饰)是拓人的同窗兼(jiān )好(🛍)友(❓)(yǒ(🛒)u ),两(✨)人(➡)曾是一对恋人后来(lái )分手(shǒu ),而如今的拓人依旧默(🐖)(mò(🐑) )默的(de )爱慕着瑞月。
岁月流逝(🎧),人(🌱)生(🐀)(shē(🧚)ng )周(🎎)转,见惯了爱人们(men )的(de )喜怒(nù )哀乐,不觉便看淡了婚礼(⛄)(lǐ(🎥) )上(🐌)的(🧓)(de )信誓旦旦。失去的终(zhōng )将(jiāng )失去(✋)(qù ),一切都随风而逝(🥛),不(🙊)触(chù )动一丝涟漪。