Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher.
夜色(🦋)中，前棒(😹)球手(shǒu )（李成宰(😣)(zǎi ) 饰）(🍽)、纯情(♎)流氓（刘(🙏)(liú )五性(🧓) 饰）、(😡)前(🐗)主唱(chà(🌀)ng )（姜成(🚕)珍(zhēn ) 饰）、绘画(🕢)爱好者(🔹)(zhě )（刘智泰(tài ) 饰(🛳)）四名(🏋)好友出于(yú )好(hǎ(📕)o )玩冲入(🌎)(rù )一家加油站(zhà(👚)n )行劫，岂(qǐ )料老(🛣)板颇有被(🌽)劫经(jīng )验，一早(🍦)(zǎo )令家人(✏)将钱款取走(zǒ(🎑)u )，四人收(shō(🏈)u )获甚微，遂决定(♒)取(qǔ )代(dài )老板经(🐎)(jīng )营权(💇)，乔装(zhuāng )加油站服(🐛)(fú )务生(🏁)坐地收钱。
猿(yuán )猴(🛋)家族收(🧒)(shōu )养了(📩)一位特殊(🥜)的孩(há(🎫)i )子，一个(🤬)(gè(✝) )自小被(😲)遗弃在(✒)森林(lín )深(shēn )处的(🚎)婴儿男(⛩)孩。在(zài )猿猴们的(💾)(de )悉心照(🎈)料下，男孩(hái )快快(🔼)乐乐(lè(🔍) )的长大了，他们给(⚪)(gěi )他(tā )取名叫(🕯)(jiào )泰山。由(♈)于(yú )自小在(zà(🀄)i )猿(yuán )猴家(🐣)长大，泰山敏(mǐ(🍙)n )捷得跟猿(♈)(yuán )猴一样，结交(👖)很多(duō )的森林朋(🗿)(péng )友(yǒ(🧡)u )。直到有一天，深(shē(🦔)n )入到森(🛸)(sēn )林深处的探(tà(🐬)n )险家打(🍎)破(pò )了泰山宁静(🦒)的生活(💄)(huó )，这时(🧛)他(🔌)(tā )才发(🎗)现自己(📘)原来是(shì )人类的(🦊)一(yī )员(🚦)。泰山爱上了探(tà(♌)n )险(xiǎn )家(🦅)的女儿珍妮，但(dà(😩)n )人类的(😾)所(suǒ )作所为又令(🌓)他对回(huí )归人(😳)类还(hái )是(😝)继续在森林生(👧)活(huó )进(jì(😛)n )退两难(nán )，泰山(🐀)最终将如(🥈)何(hé )抉(jué )择？(🐠)
清晨，他醒过(guò )来(📯)，脖子(zǐ(🚾) )上的伤痕指示着(💭)昨(zuó )晚(🖊)生日派(pài )对(duì )酒(🎮)醉之后(🈴)发生过(guò )与(yǔ )某(❌)名女(nǚ(🛋) )子的床(😷)第(🦋)关(guān )系(♐)，但女(nǚ(📱) )子的面貌却记不(🚪)起(qǐ )来(⛓)了。根(gēn )据所遗留(😑)的记事(🧑)簿(bù )指引，在(zài )一(🏖)个地点(🎯)遇见的一(yī )个(gè(🛰) )美丽 女子，其回头(tóu )一瞥(👘)表情(qíng )暧昧，对(⏫)方确乎是(🍐)(shì )非她莫属(shǔ(🚄) )。迪斯科舞(🏔)场，他(tā )得(dé )以(🎹)从明(míng )灭的灯光下扭动(🥋)的(de )众(zhòng )舞者中，再(📟)次辨识(🐾)(shí )、邂逅了(le )那名(🐎)美丽女(🐶)子JAYMEE ONG ，旋(xuán )即，俩人(ré(🥞)n )到(dào )厕(😹)所里以(🍺)最狂野(yě(😘) )的(de )方式(🔊)完(wán )成了性动作(😏)(zuò )。可是(🌕)，记事簿并非JAYMEE ONG的…(👚)…
本片(🎏)運用(yòng )金屬鑄造(✒)的小型(🍸)人(rén )像、玩具(jù(🏉) )火車、毀壞的摩天(tiān )高(👸)(gāo )樓和其他現(🔲)成物，交織(⛲)出一(yī )段男人(⏩)追尋一位(🍰)謎(mí )樣女子的(🍯)(de )故事。男子在迷你(nǐ )屋(wū(🔁) )的小床(chuáng )上發現(🎰)一張字(🕐)跡潦(liáo )草(cǎo )的紙(🚒)條後，他(🕝)便跋(bá )山涉水、(🛹)不畏艱(🦍)難地尋(📠)找她(tā )，等(🦁)待她(tā(🙌) )那(nà )班永不進站(😱)的列(liè(🙍) )車(chē )。男子(zǐ )漫無(🖖)目的地(🎠)(dì )遊走，最(zuì )後踏(😨)上路的(🤢)另一頭(tóu )，來到一(😆)(yī )處被人遺忘的角落(luò(🚍) )，一棟棟(dòng )棄置(🎥)的樓房裡(👜)棲居(jū )著(zhe )失落(😍)的靈魂。夢(Ⓜ)境(jìng )伴隨著夢(🌬)(mèng )靨，在這片後工業(yè )時(🗓)代生氣(qì )蓬勃的(📥)夜之國(⛽)度裡(lǐ )展開。
After witnessing the arrest of her father for publishing "subversive" material against the dictatorship of Porfirio Díaz, Valentina escapes taking a sack of gold coins with her in order to hand it over to rebel Francisco I. Madero, who is in San Antonio, Texas. That is how Valentina begins a long journey as a member of a traveling circus, where she finds love next to Victor, who, fascinated by the cinematographer, films everything that occurs before his eyes, in times of great political turbulence.
1948年(🐝)至1949年北(👃)平和平解(jiě )放(fà(🕛)ng )前夕，在(🥖)一所国(📌)民(mín )党枪(♋)械修(xiū(🦇) )理厂下属的职工(🌑)子(zǐ )弟(🌳)小学里(lǐ )发生的(♐)故事。一(☝)群(qún )纯(chún )洁的孩(🏋)(hái )子们(🎡)，凭着(zhe )生命中对(duì(🎒) )新的生活制度的喝(hē )望(🕒)和向往(wǎng )，由最(🚙)初单纯的(💊)喜(xǐ )爱枪械、(🚯)冲动地偷(🐵)枪，到为(wéi )年(niá(🌥)n )轻的进步女教师唐(táng )巩(🌐)所启发(fā )带领，慢(🏓)慢走上(🎓)革(gé )命道路。