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A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick. 《七十(📊)二行》全片(piàn )的(🌅)对(🏵)白(bái )均(🔈)以(yǐ )歌唱形式(🈹)唱(👊)出。故(gù )事讲(jiǎng )述富商(🎼)何(😋)老大的妻子挥(🕉)(huī )霍无(➗)(wú(🌖) )度，何(hé )老大(dà(🖇) )为了让(🚋)妻(🍔)子明白产(chǎn )业(🐤)得(dé )来(✂)不易，于是把过往(🎄)失(shī )败(🎸)的奋斗经(jīng )验一(🎴)(yī )一道出。何不懂法(fǎ )术(⚡)，却假扮道士，结果惨遭(zā(🥩)o )毒打；他没(méi )有学(xué )问(🌰)，却当塾师，骗(piàn )了(🌉)学(xué )生(⛴)的饼(bǐng )，更(gèng )被(🐉)家(🤐)长们逐(🚿)走；他不懂(dǒ(👑)ng )演(👗)戏(xì )，但(👓)却在戏班扮演(🗃)(yǎ(👯)n )“武(wǔ )松打虎(hǔ )”中(zhōng )的(⤴)老(🆖)虎，结果大出(chū(🌏) )洋相(xià(😞)ng )，被(🦏)班主赶走；后(🗜)来，他当(🦁)(dā(🎆)ng )上堂官(guān )助人(🔦)(rén )娶新(🍼)妇，却因与大(dà )妗(🎸)姐(jiě )争(🛄)利是而大打出手(🐚)；他(tā )学人做牙医(yī )，却(🚞)(què )误把病人的好牙也(yě(🕒) )脱掉(diào )；他以捉深山野(➰)人为生(shēng )，但却遭(🐫)人(rén )痛(🎟)骂(mà )。回乡后，他(⛎)转(🐑)行(háng )卖(🤒)鸡(jī )蛋，竟(jìng )因(🍓)此(⛓)(cǐ )积聚(🔹)了大笔财富，开(😶)始(🛋)(shǐ )耕田(tián )买屋。伺妻听(😸)了(📩)丈(zhàng )夫的(de )故事(🍼)后(hòu )，从(🐲)(có(🛸)ng )此勤俭起来。 發(👩)音：西(👛)(xī )班牙語 1945年8月，已(🍇)进入尾(😰)(wěi )声的(de )战争蔓(mà(🔄)n )延到(dà(💞)o )了我国西南山区(🐸)。一所(suǒ )平静的修道院里(🤭)，见习(xí )修女黎姐妹(mèi )（(🚁)舒(shū )淇 饰）与秦(🕥)姐妹（(😨)吴辰(chén )君 饰）性(🚸)格活泼(📝)，不合(hé )规范，所(😤)幸(🕟)(xìng )和蔼(👑)(ǎi )的老院长对(🔘)这(💳)对儿(ér )山村(cūn )遗孤始(🍊)终(🙁)照(zhào )顾有加。 隐藏在金(🈚)三(🌐)角(jiǎo )毒贩(fàn )子(🛐)唐恩少(🕕)校(🌬)单方面(miàn )要给(😴)(gěi )毒品(🏀)涨(zhǎng )价，用武器换(☕)毒品的(🤷)马兹里(lǐ )尼上校(🐏)决定派去一支队(duì )伍，借(🤸)着送(sòng )武器(qì )的名义打(🐾)入唐恩防(fáng )守严(yán )密的(📱)地盘，炸毁几个毒(🎌)(dú )品仓(💜)库，借(jiè )此警(jǐng )告(🎴)唐恩，于(👘)是马兹(zī )里尼(🤝)(ní(😺) )上校找(⛹)到了雇佣兵中(🌘)最(👎)(zuì )出色的科尔(ěr )比少(🖕)(shǎ(⌚)o )校。另一方面为了(le )查出(🐙)(chū(😾) )药品管理局(jú(🤟) )里谁在(🙄)做(⛔)鸦片生意，卡(kǎ(♊) )尔森(sē(🐈)n )派特工梅森混入(➕)希(xī )考(🌙)克(kè )的雇佣(yòng )兵(📯)队(duì )伍，让他拿出唐恩存(🐧)资(zī )料的光盘，拿到光盘(👧)就(jiù )能知(zhī )道谁是(shì )间(🏃)谍(dié )了。威廉姆斯(🙃)是特(tè(🐑) )工希(xī )考克的上(🏧)级，为了(🛌)拿到(dào )那张光(🕌)盘(🌩)，让希(xī(🙆) )考克整容，变成(💦)了(👻)(le )梅森(sēn )的样子，扣下了(🥨)真(🌈)正的(de )梅森。于是(shì )科尔(🌛)(ě(🐓)r )比少校夹杂着(🐤)几方(fā(👴)ng )势(🤣)力(lì )的雇佣兵(🐮)队(duì )伍(🐍)出发了。在路上，经(⛷)(jīng )历艰(😳)(jiān )难险阻，他们成(🔃)功(gōng )粉碎(suì )了翻译(yì )迪(😐)克(kè )洛和强盗里应外合(🦐)的抢(qiǎng )劫计划，终于到了(🍗)唐恩(ēn )的地(dì )盘(😜)，双(shuāng )方(🔍)开(kāi )战，希考克拿(🚬)到了(le )那(🖍)张(zhāng )光盘，在关(♐)键(🙄)时刻，一(🕔)(yī )个雇佣兵莱(⛸)(lá(🔃)i )宁斯(sī )和科尔比的朋(🚰)友(🎂)康(kāng )果启(qǐ )动了炸弹(💴)，将(🗽)唐恩的地(dì )盘(🙎)炸得粉(📩)碎(👵)(suì )。最(zuì )后只有(⏹)科尔比(🍲)和希(xī )考克(kè )胜(🧝)利逃出(👖)来，所有人都(dōu )死(🏛)了。科尔(ěr )比识(shí )破了希(😼)考克并不是(shì )梅森(sēn )，两(🤶)个(gè )人决(jué )定联合作战(🏿)。科尔比前(qián )去游(🐉)艇上见(🌆)马兹里尼，交出(chū(🌋) )光盘，拿(😒)到(dào )不少钱。威(🤠)廉(🚝)姆斯(sī(🖲) )也在(zài )游艇上(🏯)，原(🥊)来那个做鸦(yā )片生意(🍏)的(🌥)间(jiān )谍就(jiù )是威廉姆(👫)斯(🍁)。马兹(zī )里尼(ní(📂) )派人在(🔼)科(🚃)尔比的车底盘(🌅)(pán )下安(🤾)装了炸(zhà )弹。马兹(🌑)里尼按(🤥)下遥控(kòng )器后(hò(🛵)u )，不料自己的游艇却爆(bà(💕)o )炸起火，马(mǎ )兹里(lǐ )尼和(⚪)威廉姆斯双双(shuāng )葬身(shē(🔜)n )鱼腹，科尔(ěr )比和(🗝)希考克(🚐)带着钱，绝(jué )尘而(😈)去。 A young man must face the challenge of his life by battling against an evil who is out to eliminate all of his enemies.