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学(🚢)者（弗(fú(💀) )兰克(kè )·(🐗)芬莱(lái ) Frank Finlay 饰）娶了一(👙)个和自(zì(🤙) )己年(nián )龄相差甚大(🚌)的美艳妻(❄)子（斯蒂(dì(🧕) )芬尼娅·(🚏)桑德(dé )雷(🥁)莉 Stefania Sandrelli 饰），因(🧑)为(wéi )担心(🏯)自己无法(fǎ )满足年(😺)轻的(de )妻子(🗣)(zǐ )，学者感(🏻)到十(shí )分(♓)的(🎛)困扰。长久以来，学(xué(⛪) )者有(yǒu )着(♓)记日记的(🐲)(de )习惯，在日(👍)记(jì )里，学(🗯)者详细记(jì )录了自(☕)己和妻(qī(⛔) )子共(gòng )享鱼水之欢(🧥)的(⬆)过程，甚至(🆚)(zhì )意淫(yí(⛽)n )起了妻子(💍)与女婿的奸情，从中(💿)(zhōng )获得嫉(👜)(jí )妒带来的快感。 Childhood friends Tommy and Tuppence meet in London after having served in World War I. Recently "demobed", short of money, and with no job prospects, they decide to become adventurers for hire. Soon, they are employed by the British Government to locate a secret treaty signed before the war. 年(🐋)(nián )幼的(de )苏(🎿)珊因为母亲(😒)的去世而(🎬)伤(shāng )心不(💿)(bú )已，但他(🎄)没想(xiǎng )到(🛂)其母竟是(shì )恶魔(mó(❓) )的化身，并(🚗)且(qiě )自己(🎛)将会成(ché(🛀)ng )为(💙)她(tā )的接班人。10年(niá(🛒)n )后，长大成(🚔)(chéng )人的苏珊因为(wé(🥅)i )种种(zhǒng )奇(🤺)怪的举动(dòng )而引起(📦)某些人(ré(👤)n )的注(zhù )意…… SYNOPSIS 1983年澳(🍤)(à(📋)o )洲电影学(🚇)院奖(jiǎng )8项(📻)大(dà )奖得(💪)主 这天，武汉大学中(🔚)(zhōng )文系(xì(🖤) )的205号女生宿舍住进(🤦)了五名(mí(👝)ng )新生(shēng )，她们(🎸)(men )分别是匡(😁)亚兰（罗(💘)(luó )燕 饰(shì(🉐) )）、辛甘(🏹)（徐娅 饰）、宋(sò(📻)ng )歌（陈鸿(👍)梅 饰）、(✊)夏雨（江(👉)一(🚑)(yī )萍 饰(shì )）和骆雪(👀)梅（李霞(🔀) 饰）。骆雪(xuě )梅来自(📒)农村、单(🕖)纯善良；辛甘则生(🔁)活在(zài )城(🌵)里(lǐ )，家境优越(yuè )；(👴)匡(👶)亚兰自幼(🐟)(yòu )失去(qù(🌙) )了双亲，性(🤯)(xìng )格刚强的她靠(kà(🥢)o )打散(sàn )工(🏯)来到了大学； 宋歌(🙅)刚进(jìn )大(👓)学(xué )就成了(🏸)班干部，热(🕤)心积极(jí(🖊) )的她(tā )却(🌤)也有(yǒu )阴(🚓)暗的一面；夏雪(xuě(🤘) )蕙质(zhì )兰(🌟)心，却有点(🔻)胆小。这五(🥉)(wǔ(🍩) )个性(xìng )格各异的女(🚑)生(shēng )聚在(🌧)一起，谱写(xiě )了一曲(❔)丰富多(duō(😻) )彩的青春之(zhī )歌。 This obscure 1983 comedy centers around a massive New Year’(🕚)s Eve rock concert held by an independent booker that’s being sabotaged by an unscrupulous mega-promoter. Malcolm McDowell is British rocker-prick Reggie Wanker, whose head is so far up his ass, he can count all the M&M’s he’s eaten that day. Lou Reed plays a recluse folk singer who hasn’(🗡)t left his house in six years but decides to make an appearance at the event. What seals it for this writer is legendary punk wiseguy Lee Ving as Nada lead singer Piggy. He’s totally typecast: Ving raises hell, signs his contract with a bloody headbutt on a car trunk, and turns in an ass-kicking version of Willie Dixon’s blues standard “Hoochie Coochie Man” (Fear perform the song on the soundtrack; other members of the band appear briefly in the film.) while demanding people dive off the balcony (“Come on! Jump on my face!”) And forget Netflix: you can watch the whole movie at the link above! 本片的两位女(😭)(nǚ(👣) )主角(jiǎo )伊(😟)莎贝尔．(🤯)于佩尔和(🚻)米欧(ōu )．米(mǐ )欧，分(👌)别代(dài )表(🚦)两种不同(😜)的(de )女性(xì(🍲)ng )典型。她们(🍖)的认识和结(🚕)交(jiāo )，是(shì(👨) )在一种(zhǒ(🚹)ng )十分平凡(📋)的情况下(📤)(xià )进行(háng )的。初(chū )时(👷)，她们只是(🐗)觉得(dé )彼(🎒)此(cǐ )之间(🛌)很(🍙)谈得来，渐渐的伊(yī(🎖) )莎对(duì )米(🎼)欧产生了一(yī )种仰(💱)慕和依(yī(🔢) )赖的(de )心理，结果导(dǎ(🥢)o )致伊莎的(🕕)家(jiā )庭破裂，演出了一(😖)(yī )幕家庭(🔔)悲剧(jù )。本(⛩)片由法国(🚆)(guó )女导(dǎo )演黛安娜(🎏)．科依斯(🖕)于一九(jiǔ(🐅) )八三(sān )年(🚚)执导，也(yě )是导演在事(🏮)隔(gé )数十(🍛)(shí )年之后(💁)重新检视(📲)儿时亲身(🥃)(shēn )经历(lì )的家庭(tí(👵)ng )悲剧，由于(💝)她在创(chuàng )作上(shàng )秉(🦆)持(🎱)这(zhè )种冷静平和的(🧤)态度(dù )，因(🗿)(yīn )此使这部电影得(🏬)以跳脱格(👴)(gé )局窄(zhǎi )小的个人(🤙)回忆(yì )，而(🈲)成为女(nǚ )性意(yì )识觉(📉)醒时代的(🔩)(de )见证。 一個(🚀)(gè )心理變(🔯)態的狂徒，專向患有(🗳)頑(wán )疾的(🆗)病人下毒(🤲)(dú )手，首先(🥢)遇害者(zhě )是一位患有(💛)胃(wèi )病多(🌓)(duō )年的落(📂)難佬倌，跟(🌧)著是患(huà(🍨)n )有乳(rǔ )癌的魚蛋妹(🛠)，簡探員伊(🧢)雷(léi )長期(qī )患有風(💐)(fē(🌠)ng )濕病的母親，亦不(bú(🚟) )幸遇(yù )害(⌛)，情況使警方束手無(📄)策(cè )，三(sā(🛎)n )個疑犯分別是魚蛋(➿)妹的男(ná(🗄)n )朋友(yǒu )；有醫生資格(👪)(gé )卻不獲(🐈)發牌(pái )的(🤷)倒(dǎo )霉醫(🥇)生及對醫(yī )學有濃(🌱)厚興(xìng )趣(💑)的小販，但(👒)警方(fāng )經(🎛)過細心調(diào )查下，還是(🤵)查(chá )不出(🔺)(chū )結果，就(🏙)在(zài )探員(📘)伊雷往醫(🦖)(yī )院切(qiē )除痔瘡時(👒)，卻在手術(😾)床上(shàng )遇上(shàng )兇手(🗻)，結(😓)果……