凌波(👶)、(📤)金(jīn )漢(👙)(hàn )夫婦繼《花木蘭(😥)》後(hòu )再度攜手主演(🌓)的經(jī(🏰)ng )典(diǎn )黃梅調(💈)電影。本(🎶)片(piàn )由(yóu )周詩祿(📁)導(🏰)演、張徹(chè )編(biā(⛴)n )劇(jù )，劇(🍸)情講述鳳簫(🚸)(凌(líng )波(🌴)(bō ) 飾)自幼許與李如(🎗)龍(lóng )(金(jīn )漢 飾)為(🚗)妻，繼母(🚑)夏(🈚)(xià )氏(shì )貪(😅)圖富貴(🌾)，強逼如(rú )龍退婚；(🤦)如龍不肯，夏氏再(🏉)施毒(dú )計(🔲)誣告如龍(🖐)偷盜，將(🎺)(jiāng )其收在獄中。鳳簫(🕠)(xiāo )為(wé(⛔)i )救如龍，喬(🐽)扮(🐃)男裝(zhuā(😉)ng )上(shàng )京，以如龍之(🗳)名赴(fù )考(kǎo )，一舉而(🦆)中恩科(🥟)狀元(yuán )，更被(🚆)皇帝招(🏭)為駙馬(mǎ )……
情(🥚)色(💏)喜剧版的弗(fú )兰(📏)(lán )肯斯(📱)坦。
海伦是一(🥝)(yī )个(gè(😷) )性(xìng )学专家，韦斯顿(👶)是(shì )一(yī )个杂志(🚥)记者，韦(👞)斯(❎)(sī )顿(dùn )为(🗒)了写吸(👒)引人的故(gù )事(shì )，决(🚌)定要揭海伦的(de )老(🚨)底，说她是(🔞)一个23岁的(⛴)处女在(📲)性(xìng )方面更本没有(⌛)任何亲(🍭)(qīn )身体验(🏷)，所(📄)以根本(🥜)(běn )不(bú )适合作这(🉑)方面的工(gōng )作(zuò )。
故(💙)事发生(👷)在十二(èr )世(🃏)(shì )纪(jì(🐡) )中期，帕斯伯亲王(👍)(wá(🕑)ng )（文森特·普莱(🔪)斯 Vincent Price 饰(shì(😬) )）因为信奉(📭)邪恶的(🔛)撒(sā )旦(dàn )而对当地(📥)的农民实(shí )行(há(⏹)ng )重(chóng )税(🍳)制(💄)度，使得当(♋)地(dì )居(🚶)(jū )民们苦不堪言。帕(✅)(pà )斯(sī )伯亲王十(🗽)分喜爱一(🙃)(yī )位(wèi )名(✂)叫弗兰(🌃)西斯卡（珍·爱舍(🎟) Jane Asher 饰）的(🔷)女子，为了逼(🗜)迫(pò )她(🌨)就范，帕斯伯亲王(🏸)(wáng )不惜逮捕和拘禁(⛸)了(le )范(fà(🛃)n )的父亲，同时(😫)被拘(jū(👲) )禁(jìn )的还有当地的(🛶)农民(mín )领(lǐng )袖(xiù(💻) )吉诺（(🌤)David Weston 饰）
女孩Radha与(🖌)(yǔ )男(ná(📷)n )孩Sunder和Gopal两小无猜地长(🆗)(zhǎng )大(dà )，成年后，Sunder参(🏿)加了(le )空(kō(👃)ng )军部队，Gopal到(📐)英国去(📽)(qù )攻(gōng )读(dú )法律，学(🛎)成归国后(hòu )成(ché(🏫)ng )为了一名(🈲)律师，两(liǎng )个(gè )长(⚪)大的男孩都爱上(shà(🛵)ng )了(le )Radha。而Radha只(🥛)爱Gopal，当Gopal得知(zhī(🚥) )Sunder也喜欢(🏝)Radha后，他为了成全好(🦇)友，以(yǐ )沉默回答了(🕶)Radha。Sunder随部队(🖨)(duì )去作战，不(🌦)久，传(chuá(🌲)n )来(lái )他牺牲的消息(🏢)。这(zhè )时(shí )，Gopal才没有(👪)负疚感(😿)地(dì )与(yǔ )Radha相(😡)(xiàng )爱并(👭)准备结婚，但(dàn )就(jiù(🐲) )在这时，Sunder回来了，Gopal再(🖱)(zài )一次退(⬆)让了。Radha与Sunder结(📉)(jié )婚(hū(🐺)n )了，婚后，Sunder发现了(le )一(yī(🚯) )封(fēng )写给Radha的信，失(😠)去理(lǐ )智(♿)(zhì )的Sunder逼问这封信(🎵)是谁(shuí )写(xiě )的，Radha决定(🤸)收拾东(🏟)西(xī )出(chū )走(🔼)，Gopal来了，他(😇)告诉(sù )了Sunder实情，两(😹)个昔日的好友，面对(🐰)(duì )友情(🐖)和爱情都陷(💰)入了(le )深(🧖)深的痛苦中，最(zuì )后(☕)(hòu )，为了能让Sunder和Radha幸(📰)福(fú )地(🏢)(dì )生活下去(👕)，Gopal开枪自(🛸)(zì )杀(shā )了(le )……
When a travelling troupe of performers accept a commission from the mysterious Count Drago (Christopher Lee) and fail to heed the warnings of a local witch (Donald Sutherland), they find themselves trapped in the CASTLE OF THE LIVING DEAD. Terror ensues as they are picked off one-by-one as the Count enacts a diabolical scheme: the perversion of science to achieve immortality. A grim dwarf hero battles the Count's scythe-wielding henchman; a surreal secret museum of the Count's victims (whose number includes British horror filmmaker Michael Reeves) and the arresting Italian baroque setting all make for a uniquely cult film experience.
某团(💲)四连连续(xù )二(è(🛰)r )年被上级(🥥)评为四好(🕸)(hǎo )连(liá(🥘)n )队。一天，从新兵(bīng )连(🏃)(lián )调来一名新战(⛎)士，叫(jiào )区(❗)(qū )小龙。他怕苦怕(📜)累(lèi )，爱慕虚荣，军事(🛴)技(jì )术(😪)(shù )也不过硬(🕗)。将他分(🎢)(fèn )配(pèi )到哪个排(🏦)呢?连长想(xiǎng )，二排长(🕡)金大洪(🎫)有严重的“保(🆓)四(sì )好(🧕)”思想，总怕连队(duì )保(⏳)不住红旗，对荣(ró(🐹)ng )誉(yù )有(🤕)着不正确的(🧐)看法(fǎ(🈵) )，又对区小龙的到来(💐)(lái )有(yǒu )抵(dǐ )触情(😰)绪。五班长(😼)牛(niú )福(fú(🥄) )山性情(👽)急躁，工作(zuò )方(fāng )法(🛎)简单生(😐)硬。于是(shì(😢) )连(lián )长就(🙎)决定把区小龙(ló(🆚)ng )分(fèn )配(pèi )到二排五(🔸)班，既要(🐢)(yào )带(dài )好小(🎳)龙，又借(😅)此机(jī )会(huì )对金(🥕)大洪和牛福山(shān )进(📮)(jìn )行一(😃)次思想教育(⛳)。一次紧(🙅)急集合，小龙拖泥带(♿)水影(yǐng )响四连最(🌛)后到达(❄)。于(yú )是，“流动(🧢)红旗”被(🕠)(bèi )其他连队夺走了(🈸)。在(zài )回来的路上(😌)，连长(zhǎng )林(😄)(lín )志(zhì )勇(📲)增加了(🐳)爬山科目(mù )，小龙牢(💈)骚满腹(🔱)，回(huí )营(yí(👃)ng )后就给连(🎻)长贴了张(zhāng )大(dà(🍶) )字报，说他“军阀(fá )残(😸)(cán )余(yú(📏) )，简单粗暴”。牛(🚗)(niú )福(fú(🃏) )山一看，气得把大(🎽)(dà )字(zì )报撕了下来(👐)。连长(zhǎ(💃)ng )觉(jiào )得随便(🛋)撕大字(🏛)报不(bú )妥，让牛福山(🤽)检讨。二排长金大(👄)(dà )洪虽(🏉)然不同意撕(👸)大字(zì(🌸) )报，但对连长增加科(🏐)(kē )目的做法也有(🎈)意见(jiàn )。一(➕)波未平，一(🐀)波又(yò(♋)u )起(qǐ )。一个星期天，牛(👃)福(fú )山(👷)(shān )去帮助(🚮)区小龙，可(🕐)(kě )话(huà )不投机，两(🧕)人又吵(chǎo )起(qǐ )来了(😺)，并把小(👴)龙的(de )笛(dí )子(💾)(zǐ )踩扁(🏛)。连长买了支(zhī )新(🏚)(xīn )笛子，让牛福山送(🌧)(sòng )去(qù(🍌) )赔小龙，向小(🖼)龙道(dà(🤨)o )歉(qiàn )。为了做好小龙(🔪)和(hé )牛福山的思(🐃)想工作(🔤)，加强他们之(🥌)间的团(🌵)结，连长把小(xiǎo )龙和(🔉)牛福山找来组成(🥠)(chéng )小乐队(👹)，但他们怎(🏫)(zěn )么(me )也(🤱)合不到一起，闹(nào )得(🖍)(dé )不欢(🔳)而散。
While the hot rodders and motorcyclists are having a rock-and-roll beach party, a barrel of radioactive material is unloaded from a passing ship, plunges to the bottom and splits against a jagged rock. A black liquid oozes out and covers a shapeless mass on the ocean floor, which suddenly moves and becomes an encrusted vicious monster. Soon there are several monsters and they must have human blood to survive. Tina is the first victim, and football hero Hank Green and airhead Elaine Gavin enlist the aid of her science-professor father, Dr. Gavin, to solve and capture the killer. Not working fast enough to prevent the attack on twenty teen-agers at a slumber party nor the killing of three girl motorists, Dr. Gavin finds an arm lost by one of the monsters and discovers that only sodium will destroy the monsters whose composition is mostly water. Can they gather enough salt in southern California to put an end to this horror?