王(wáng )志(zhì(🌦) )淙(🍒)被派(pà(🕊)i )做(zuò )臥底，扮作專線小巴司(📕)機，欲(yù )引(🍷)(yǐn )「拖地(🥦)(dì )」光天明，其手下富貴(🔊)仔(💠)提到帶(dà(✖)i )他(tā )往見楊(yáng )兆(zhào )慶，張(🏈)Sir感勢色不(🥔)對(🤛)，叫(jiào )伙(🤦)計(😁)終止(zhǐ )計劃，豈(qǐ )料志淙(😤)見狀，立即(💞)高速(sù )駛(🏌)走小巴(bā )。另一方(fāng )面，O記(🎠)陳(📹)Sir與手下亦(📮)正跟(gēn )蹤(👚)(zōng )楊兆慶(qìng )，卻被志淙破(🌦)壞(🈴)計劃，氣憤(🏆)不已(yǐ )。
这是一(yī )部(bù )搞(🚔)笑的爱情(🏷)轻喜剧，主(👊)角就是(shì )大(dà )名鼎鼎(dǐng )的(🐇)(de )科学家爱(🚴)因斯坦（(🐌)沃尔特·马(mǎ )修(xiū ) Walter Matthau 饰）(👠)，他(🈵)(tā )在侄女(😼)凯瑟琳（梅格·瑞安 Meg Ryan饰(🔰)(shì )）的终(🚅)身(🤽)(shēn )大(dà(🏈) )事(🛠)上操了不少心。凯瑟(sè )琳(📐)对伴侣(lǚ(💥) )的要求是(🏿)(shì )智商超群，头脑发达，因(🐍)此(🍌)，心(xīn )理学(🌀)家詹(zhān )姆(🥊)斯（斯蒂芬·弗雷 Stephen Fry饰(shì(👗) )）(🚐)虽然人(ré(💬)n )品有些不足，却可以满足(🦍)她这个(gè(😄) )首(shǒu )要条(🦏)件(jiàn )。然而，爱因斯坦的心中(☝)却令有(yǒ(🐌)u )人(rén )选，那(📕)(nà )就(jiù )是高中未毕业的(⏳)工(🍖)人艾德（(🧞)蒂(dì )姆(mǔ )·罗宾(bīn )斯(sī(⭐) ) Tim Robbins饰）。尽管(🍥)艾(〰)德智商(🖤)不(💢)出众，却(què )被爱因(yīn )斯(sī(🔭) )坦发掘出(🌚)他能成为(🎗)好老(lǎo )公的资质(zhì )。
山庄(🚅)近(😓)(jìn )来发生(😻)了一件极(😋)其古怪(guài )的事情……
Jasper is the perfect English Civil Servant - polite and refined. But to his girl friend, and even to himself, he is a bore. So he decides to become a painter in Paris. Not so fast. The powers-that-be send him to the country to dismantle a forgotten research unit which is headquartered in an old mansion. The eccentric owner lives in a railway train, on his own 'branch line', letting the government pay for the upkeep of his ancestral home. The small research unit enjoys running the stately home and everyone is content with the status quo. Enter Jasper who quickly meets Lord Flamborough's three daughters, who, in one way or another contrive to make Jasper feel very much at home. Jasper's life is turned upside down, and he must eventually decide where his own personal future will lie.
Nathalie is together with Antoine, who really loves her, despite of her obvious tendency go get away from him. Eric, the former partner of Nathalie, does not want to be with her anymore, but she can not accept this. In her dispair she tortures herself, Antoine, and Eric. She even suggests Eric to get married. However, she must accept that things are as they are, even if you don't like it, and finally tries to get back to Antoine.
剧(⏩)情(🐟)介(jiè )绍(㊙)：(👾)弗兰科是一个饲养(yǎng )员(💏)(yuán )，在同(tó(👤)ng )一家公司(🛠)的两个机构工作过，被(bèi )解(🌱)(jiě )雇后，两(🗣)(liǎng )边互相(🤫)推，都不管了，他一直(zhí )拿(🌛)(ná(🛴) )不到解(jiě(🗽) )雇(gù )费。在数次去交涉没(✡)有结果的(🛥)(de )情(♟)(qíng )况下(💜)，有(🦈)(yǒu )一天夜里，他打碎办公(😛)室的玻(bō(🍶) )璃(lí )门，扭(🥐)(niǔ )下(xià )了楼道里的应急(🧡)灯(🥦)，从(cóng )档案(🐐)夹里(lǐ )找(🔤)到了自(zì )己的劳动合同(✋)。听(🐰)到有(yǒ(🍍)u )声(👶)响，慌(huāng )张的往别(bié )处躲(👾)藏，却发现(⏱)了克伦(lú(💱)n )多(duō )——意(yì )大利最好的(🐘)种牛，全世(🚯)界第5，价(jià(📍) )值(zhí )4亿里拉(lā )。他认为是(🏘)命(〰)运把克伦(🐏)多呈现在(zài )他(tā )的面前(🖨)(qián )，他要得(🥕)到(💅)补偿，于(🗃)是(🗯)把牛牵了(le )回(huí )去。然(rán )后(🈷)(hòu )找到了(🏾)他的好朋(👚)友特里斯，说(shuō )服(fú )他来(⏳)帮(♊)(bāng )忙(máng )。他(🌽)们把牛装(🏑)进了卡车(chē )，开向了(le )边境(💡)，去(😖)(qù )找以(⛎)前(👞)在合作社的朋友(yǒu )桑而(🐹)多。正好边(🗄)境(jìng )上有(👜)一批牛要运进来，但(dàn )是手(🀄)续(xù )不全(👕)，被边境警(🐐)察勒令运回，克(kè )伦(lún )多(🕹)就(🗑)混(hún )在(zà(😘)i )那些牛中间出了境。等他(🃏)们开(kāi )着(👋)(zhe )卡(🛠)车过(guò(🐴) )去(🧀)(qù )，却发现找不到牛了，而(💝)且那(nà )个(🚙)(gè )小站上(😳)(shàng )的(de )人说的是他们不懂(❗)的(🔇)语言。好不(😦)(bú )容易找(🎀)(zhǎo )到(dào )了牛，但是在站长(🦐)眼(🏨)里(lǐ )那(🔄)头(🙅)牛就(jiù )是1000千克牛(niú )肉，可(📕)以供住在(🍇)火车上(shà(😁)ng )的那些难(nán )民吃上一(yī )阵(😼)。趁着难民(🈁)们在开饭(💅)(fàn )时(shí )间的混(hún )乱(luàn )，他(🐢)们(🚾)把牛牵上(🚗)了卡车，迅速(sù )离(lí )开了(📉)。还(hái )要过(🗃)一(🧚)个边境(💣)，因(🤘)为没有牛的(de )健(jiàn )康证明(💈)(míng )，克伦多(♋)还是不能(🏫)正常过境。通(tōng )过(guò )别人(👍)指(🎁)(zhǐ )点(diǎn )，从(🕋)一条河边(💜)涉水过去。终于找(zhǎo )到了(🍊)桑(💸)而(ér )多(🤹)。但(⛲)合作社已经卖给(gěi )了英(✳)国人(rén )，桑(🌵)而多(duō )失(🔋)势了。英国人把弗兰(lán )科带(🚋)来的(de )证明(🧐)文件传回(🛩)了弗兰科的公司，发(fā )现(💲)了(✡)这(zhè )是(shì(🏫) )一头偷来的牛，拒绝交易(✖)。