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老夫子（王(wáng )沙）一觉醒来(lái )，见已(🤚)是日(🥠)上(shàng )三(💐)竿，急(📭)忙催醒(🤲)仍熟(👐)睡的大(🐌)(dà )蕃(🏳)(fān )薯（矮冬瓜(guā )）。二人忙乱(luàn )一(yī )番，便去做晨(chén )运(⏪)。 　　在(🤱)树(shù(🔒) )林旷地(🦏)中，老(🆎)(lǎo )夫(🌸)子(🌇)打出(👆)少林(lín )拳(quá(🐧)n )招式，挥拳(quán )踢(tī )腿之际，裤(kù )裆突然裂开，情(qíng )状至为(🕖)狼狈(bèi )。幸而(🤬)大蕃(🛸)薯(🍲)早(zǎ(🔬)o )就为(🤲)他备有(🗺)另(lì(🍋)ng )一(yī )条(👐)裤子，让(ràng )他换上，始未贻(yí )笑大方。时(shí )有(yǒu )一漂亮女(📏)郎(lá(🌛)ng )在(zài )附(🔍)近做(😭)柔软体(🎌)(tǐ )操(🌜)，一飞仔(💢)对(duì(🦏) )之蠢蠢欲动。老夫子立即上(shàng )前(qián )负起「护花(huā )」之(🤞)责，但反(🗼)(fǎn )被(🧝)(bèi )飞仔(🕴)打得(⭐)天旋(🍀)(xuá(🦃)n )地转(🏕)。幸好该(gāi )女(🦗)郎功夫不凡(fán )，将飞仔击退(tuì )。 　　老夫子(zǐ )坐(zuò )在公(🦅)园长椅(yǐ )上(🥀)休息(👧)，无(🌎)意间(🥨)(jiān )坐(🖕)於旁一(🎮)位(wè(🏯)i )文(wén )弱(🚿)书生，居然(rán )亮刀向他行劫(jié )。老夫子乃交(jiāo )出一张五(💳)百元(🌏)大(dà )钞(⛱)，书生(🤱)接(jiē )得(⛅)(dé )钱(❣)即飞步(🥑)离去(🙎)(qù )。老夫子见计(jì )得酬，开怀大(dà )笑，盖那是伪钞也！岂知(🍙)，未(wèi )几(😂)又有(🧟)一名(mí(💄)ng )歹(dǎ(🤠)i )徒前(💏)来(🍮)行劫(🛥)，老夫子只得(🥐)把(bǎ )身上的真钞交(jiāo )出，好不懊丧(sàng )！ 　　老夫子(zǐ )前(🍃)(qián )往公司上(🏴)班(bā(😬)n )，由(💠)於很(🏁)多人(🎒)抢(qiǎng )著(🤚)搭巴(📼)士，老(lǎ(🌫)o )夫子时而帮助(zhù )妇孺，时而又(yòu )被壮汉挤开，弄(nòng )得来(🍘)过好(✍)几(jǐ )辆(🏌)巴士(👴)都搭不(🏸)上(shà(🕴)ng )，反而闹(🚾)出(chū(🚲) )连(lián )场笑话。迨去(qù )到赵氏洋行时(shí )，已迟到十五(wǔ )分(🙅)钟，遭赵(🏘)经理(💁)严词指(🥒)责。 　(☝)　赵(🛅)经(🌙)理垂(🥀)(chuí )涎(xián )职员(📳)陈小姐（李菁）的姿色(sè )，特将她叫进经理室去，色(sè(🦗) )迷迷加上一(🤡)番(fā(🏅)n )甜(🐗)(tián )言(📽)蜜语(🔚)。老(lǎo )夫(🌠)(fū )子(🤒)却偏偏(😍)藉故(gù )作梗。赵经理(lǐ )怒不可遏，声(shēng )称要开除老夫(fū(😘) )子。老(🛃)夫子不(📗)(bú )惧(🛂)(jù )淫威(💫)，谓他(🎣)(tā )昨晚(🚳)曾目(🕵)睹赵偕(xié )一女子进某(mǒu )酒(jiǔ )店，当向赵妻(qī )报告。争持(♑)间(jiān )，赵(🔴)妻来(🚻)到，赵经(🐦)理当(🤰)即换(🧟)上(🈶)另一(📡)副面孔(kǒng )，对(🏞)妻子谓老(lǎo )夫(fū )子如何解救了(le )他之遇劫之类(lèi )，且声(🌥)言除给老夫(🤽)子加(🍌)薪(🔢)五(wǔ(🕟) )百大(🗣)元外，还(🌛)(hái )升(💃)(shēng )他当(🏓)主任，老(lǎo )夫子闻言好不(bú )高兴。怎知赵(zhào )妻一走，赵便(🦌)(biàn )向(🥞)老夫子(🐄)施以(🗝)(yǐ )拳脚(🐼)，直把(🥪)他(tā )打(🔶)(dǎ )得(🍹)遍体鳞伤(shāng )，并将他开除。 　　老夫子(zǐ )前(qián )往大蕃薯(🃏)跌打(dǎ(👼) )医馆(🤬)求医。大(⚽)(dà )蕃(🧐)薯专(😛)医(🖨)奇难(🥫)(nán )杂症，医术(🌄)果也了得。老夫(fū )子(zǐ )身上之伤痛(tòng )，当然很轻易便(bià(🏧)n )被他治好。大(🐅)(dà )蕃(🎰)薯(📢)且对(👔)老夫(🚍)子之被(🛌)开除(🔂)安(ān )慰(🏈)一番，约他(tā )同(tóng )去跟秦先生(shēng )（刘陆华）饮下(xià )午(🏹)茶聊(🐿)天以解(🌉)(jiě )不(👙)快。 　　(🌑)秦(qí(🔄)n )先生年(📂)近三(〰)十(shí )，虽对林小姐(jiě )（庄莉）甚是(shì )爱慕，但始终无(wú(⭕) )法追到(🎻)手。大(👤)(dà )蕃薯(😓)又鉴(⏳)於陈(🏹)(ché(💀)n )小姐(🏯)对老夫子(zǐ(🌻) )的印象甚佳，乃鼓励他们二人积极向意中(zhōng )人(rén )展开(💖)追求攻(gōng )势(🦇)(shì )，且(🚟)认(🐚)为追(🐱)女(nǚ(🙂) )子需讲(⬇)究策(🌇)略(luè )，有(🥎)的放矢，乃特授以「锦(jǐn )囊妙计」。秦(qín )先(xiān )生与老夫(👲)子(zǐ(🐗) )俱(jù )依(🌵)「计(🍛)」去做(🐐)(zuò )，不(🦇)料同告(🏗)碰(pè(👓)ng )壁，盖彼此之(zhī )「锦囊」调换(huàn )了也！後查出(chū )失(shī )败(🚿)症结，重(🆒)(chóng )整(🥐)旗鼓，秦(♊)先生(🎡)(shēng )与(👴)老(🧚)夫子(🛳)遂(suí )得(dé )以(🏨)跟各自的意(yì )中人把臂同游(yóu ). 　　一日，老(lǎo )夫子与(🌏)陈小姐在树(📷)下喁(📨)喁(🌽)谈(tá(🏊)n )心(xī(👌)n )，树上突(🤹)然(rá(🤭)n )跳(tiào )下(🛰)一位又胖又(yòu )丑的女子来，一把将老夫子搂住。原来，那(📭)是老(😆)夫子的(🔩)(de )表(biǎ(🈵)o )妹，一直(📟)痴(chī(🍩) )缠(chán )老(🥅)夫子(🔦)，老夫(fū )子对她非常讨(tǎo )厌。现她居然(rán )搂住老夫子，状(🐷)似亲热(📟)，陈(ché(📌)n )小(xiǎo )姐(📉)误以(⏱)为老(🖇)(lǎ(🍐)o )夫子(🌻)另有心上人(😛)(rén )，怒而离去(qù )，声称与老夫子(zǐ )的关系一刀两(liǎng )断。 　(🐊)　老夫(fū )子(🥅)失去(🎼)陈(🎒)小姐(🆗)，闷闷(🐣)不乐，大(👩)(dà )蕃(🛴)薯与秦(🅱)先(xiān )生(shēng )约他一同去钓(diào )鱼解闷。没想(xiǎng )到赵经理也(🛣)到湖(🎯)边垂钓(✨)，却(què(🏠) )遇一帮(🍠)飞仔(🀄)打(dǎ )劫(😃)(jié )，老(🚾)夫子奋(fèn )起(qǐ )营救，赵乃有(yǒu )惊无险。因此(cǐ )，赵在感激(💎)之(zhī )中(🙇)，叫老(🈴)夫子(zǐ(🍑) )重新(🎥)到公(🖌)司(🈲)去(qù(🎽) )上(shàng )班，老夫(✌)子(zǐ )喜不自胜。而陈(chén )小姐在老夫(fū )子(zǐ )的「愿以一(📽)死(sǐ )明志」(🚃)下，也(yě(😖) )恢复(🎳)了跟(♐)老夫(fū(✅) )子相(🍣)爱至笃(🚗)。 　　老夫子与(yǔ )陈(chén )小姐结婚之(zhī )日(rì )到了，秦先生(🥟)(shēng )当伴郎，林(🛩)小(xiǎ(😏)o )姐作伴(🚛)娘，大(🎎)蕃薯是(😾)证婚(🕯)人(rén )，一齐乘著一(yī )架(jià )大花车去接(jiē )新(xīn )娘，不料一帮(bāng )歹(🖲)徒居(🎬)然以奇(🎉)(qí )谋(📈)妙计劫(🌋)新娘(🌃)(niáng )车，因而引(🏰)起(qǐ )一波三折，险(xiǎn )象(xiàng )纷呈。最後(hòu )老夫子和大番薯(📘)(shǔ )开溜了。 一(🍜)(yī )对(duì(🕢) )男女(🚗)相爱(🔧)，男(nán )主(🐩)人公(😾)，开车(chē(⛄) )（好像是摩托(tuō )车）带女的出外游玩遇到下(xià )雨(yǔ(🔸) )天躲进一个(🀄)(gè )似(🕷)(sì )乎是(🐣)山洞(🍀)的地(dì(🔬) )方避(⏸)雨（里面(miàn )有些怪异的塑像），两人在(zài )那里发生了关(guān )系(🖇)(xì )，就(🍱)在这时(㊙)(shí )一(🛁)(yī )个鬼(😃)魂上(🖖)了女(nǚ )方的(🐛)身，怀上(shàng )了鬼胎，鬼胎(tāi )出生后长大到(dào )5 6岁时候有人(📭)欺(qī )负(fù )她(🏅)的母亲(㊗)这(zhè(🐼) )个小(😂)女孩就(🛃)在晚(🥋)(wǎn )上杀(🍓)这个坏(huài )人(rén )（还杀过其他(tā )人），女孩杀(shā )人前都(🔼)是爬在(zài )自(🦑)己的(📦)房间的(🕓)地板(📯)上身材(🕵)变(bià(🤲)n )大(dà )的。面相很(hěn )恐(kǒng )怖两颗白色獠(liáo )牙漏在唇外。后来似乎(📋)把他(🔂)父亲也(🦒)杀了(🌹)，但是没(🗜)有杀(✒)她(tā )母(mǔ )亲(🎹) Maurizio Merli may have come to fame as a Franco Nero impersonator; but after that he really came into his own and if his name is on the cast list (particularly if it's at the top of the cast list), you're pretty much guaranteed a good film. This one was the final outing for Merli's Commissario Betti character, and he ensures the ace crime fighter goes out with a bang as Marino Girolami's film is packed to breaking point with car chases, shootouts and fist fights and certainly delivers on the promise of being an action packed thriller! The plot focuses on Commissario Betti. Once again, he's aggravated at the amount of crime going on in the city and his attention is focused mainly on two big crimes; a bank robbery and a kidnap plot. The Commissioner battles bravely to ensure the crooks are brought to justice but soon realises that there's no point in merely sorting out the henchmen and decides to go after the man he believes is heading the criminal operations; slimy businessman Albertelli, although bringing justice on the head criminal may not be so easy... 拍摄过程(chéng ) 북간도에서 바진탈이란 백계 러시아인이(➗) 노.일전쟁때(👋) 분실한(🍩) 토알(🤴)파토(👅) 족장의(🍘) 인부(🥌)를 찾으(🔡)면 최신식 기관총 등의 무기를 주겠다고 흥정한다. 애국(🎦)지사들은 무(😪)기를(🙉) 구하기(🐎) 위해(📇) 인부 은(👛)닉처(🅾)가 그려진 지도를 찾는다. 그 지도를 판독할 수 있는 중국인 오학(📼)자에(📳)게 시켜(🍮)서 장(🙎)소를 찾(📫)아 그(🛤)곳을 향한다(🚓). 일본군의 방해가 있지만 정체불명의 백두산이 애국지(🆗)사를 돕는다(😊). 마침내(🔳) 신식(Ⓜ)무기(🏊)를 얻게(💩) 된 그들은 독(🔉)립군 무장강화의 보람찬 길을 떠난다. The niche market DVD label Mondo Macabro has released a little-known 1976 film titled In Hell, known variously as La tortura and Gloria Mundi. The movie is the creation of the late Greek director Nikos Papatakis, who obviously felt he had a significant left-wing political statement to make in this bizarre and unpleasant blending of radicalism and sexual humiliation. The film's one saving grace is an astonishingly brave performance by lead actress Olga Karlatos, who we are introduced to in a provocative, if cringe-inducing sequence in which we observe her sitting in a bathtub and attaching electrical wires to her nipples and genitals then torturing herself by turning on the current. Why is she doing this? It seems that her character, Galai, is an attractive young Algerian immigrant living in Paris. She has fallen under the spell of a mysterious and unseen political anarchist named Hamdias, who wants to wreak havoc against French colonialism in Algeria. This is to be achieved through terrorist acts that he is grooming Galai to carry out via instructions on the phone and cassette tapes. He also fancies himself an important filmmaker and is trying to raise funds for a political thriller starring Galai in the leading role. The film runs into the usual dilemma that real life independent producers must endure: the funding keeps running out but Galai becomes obsessed with ensuring that the movie is completed. Hamidias envisions incorporating perverse sexual abuse into the story line and he finds a willing leading lady in Galai, who enthusiastically submits herself to self-imposed "training sessions" in which she performs torture on her own body, all the better to please her producer/director/lover by giving the most genuine performance possible. The graphic opening sequence of this abuse is difficult to watch but the film quickly delves into a virtually incomprehensible look at the psychological tortures Galai is facing. Seems that Hamdias enjoys playing head games with her psyche and issuing increasingly dangerous demands including carrying out dry runs for terrorist bombings. She constantly vents to herself about her disdain for him, but it becomes clear that not only is she completely submissive to his whims, he is also holding their child as a virtual hostage to ensure she carries out his demands. That's about all I could ascertain from the confusing story line which at times is completely incomprehensible. There are films within films, sarcastic scenes that denounce the French elite and occasional sequences in which Galai is subjected to sexual abuse at the hands of military captor. There is abundant full female nudity but none of it is presented in an erotic manner and in one particularly awful scene one of Galai's would-be lovers vomits on her bare chest. 电影北少(shǎo )林描(📒)述了中国(guó(😁) )抗日(🗃)战争时(🌂)期(qī(🏬) )武林人(📑)仕与(📕)日本侵略者的争(zhēng )斗(dòu )。 Song Dea-Kwan, a young man in the country, wanders from place to place from the moment of arriving at Seoul. But as he meets a friend of hometown and lives in a house, he gets a chance of success. He meets his old lover in Changkyeongwon and becomes a singer with the help of a composer. At last, his song named of 'The day of success' is recorded with the help of the president of the company. On the banquet of his mother's 61st birthday, he wins the first prize.