After the old-books shop closes, portraits of the Strumpet, Death, and the Devil come to life and amuse themselves by reading stories--about themselves, of course, in various guises and eras. Four of the stories are literary horror stories (one by Poe, one by R. L. Stevenson), and the last one is a comedy involving a fake haunting.
“二战(🎾)”时(🍹)期(qī ),盟军要(🏻)实施安(ān )奇奥登陆计划(🗺),迫(🐒)于(yú )对一门(📎)叫安(ān )奇奥(ào )大炮的超(😇)级(💯)(jí )武器(qì )的(👱)忌惮,要(yào )派两个精锐特(🍽)工(🐍)(gōng )去摧毁这(🍵)门大炮(pào ),结果(🛁)两个傻逼(bī(🥝) )被派(pài )了去(⏰),最后经过(guò )一(♒)连串搞笑事(👱)件(jiàn ),阴差阳(⛸)错的最(zuì )后完(🎎)(wán )成了任务(🥛)。
It is the year 1891 and a military doctor, Lieutenant Claude de Ross (Claudio Cassinelli) a survivor of not one, but two shipwrecks, washes ashore on a mysterious, uncharted Caribbean island along with a handful of convicts. When several of these convicts meet unfortunate ends at the hands of the titular fishmen, Claude and the other survivors flee into the jungle, only to encounter the sadistic Edmond Rackham (Richard Johnson) and his beautiful captive Amanda Marvin (Barbara Bach).
A struggling rock musician (Gregory) wants to get his career back on track, so he locks himself and his band in a recording studio overnight to come up with new music. In this process the group ends up sampling an old recording with an ominous voice hidden inside the track. As more frightening events occur, the band try to unravel the truth behind the hidden plea on the record leading to a life or death battle with evil. Written by Anonymous
在同(tóng )事的(😖)眼里,布雷特(🧒)((🛅)莎拉·米歇(⏲)尔·盖拉 Sarah Michelle Gellar 饰(🦈)(shì ))是个普(☝)通(⛳)又平(píng )凡的(⏺)(de )女孩,除了矜矜(jīn )业业的(🥍)工(🔊)作外,她的全(😏)部生活就(jiù )是和(hé )家人(🆑)与(🤛)男友(yǒu )杰德(😼)(dé )(克里斯·卡马(mǎ )克(🤜) Chris Carmack 饰(🍹))一起(qǐ )度(💌)过。一次工作(zuò(🐀) )中,布雷特结(🕯)识(shí )了出版(📪)界的钻石(shí )王(🍭)老(lǎo )五阿奇(🐛)(亚历克(kè(🗄) )·鲍德温 Alec Baldwin 饰)(🗝),被布雷特的(🥢)天真(zhēn )和单(🦑)(dān )纯所吸引(📵),阿(🤯)奇(qí )随即向(🐀)布雷(léi )特展(🙇)(zhǎn )开了火热(👭)的(😠)(de )攻势。
2001年11月,阿(🤝)(ā )富汗加兹尼省。一支(zhī(📗) )来(🐖)自美国的特(📹)种(zhǒng )部队小分队与CIA探(tà(🍄)n )员(🥠)本杰明·凯(🎛)恩(ēn )斯(乔纳斯·鲍(bà(💚)o )尔(💻) Jonas Ball 饰(shì ))在此(🥄)碰头(tóu ),他(tā )们(👠)要在当地(dì(🤾) )寻找一个名(🙌)叫莫(mò )罕默德(🏧)•阿班的(de )男(📔)人。在线人阿(🚨)(ā )布尔(ěr )(Chems-Eddine Zinoune 饰(🌇))的引导下(🧣)(xià ),他们来到(🎴)据说(shuō )莫罕(🧖)默(🔘)德藏身的(de )山(💸)区(qū )。这里流传(chuán )着恐(kǒ(🍐)ng )怖(💍)的传说,在半(🧔)(bàn )个多世纪前(qián )英国就(🔧)曾(♍)有一支(zhī )上(💍)万人的部队在(zài )此地(dì(🖥) )凭(🔳)空消失。从特(🎀)(tè )种队员踏入这片(piàn )陌(🌀)生(🎢)领域的那一(🏼)(yī )刻起(qǐ ),恐怖(🎮)离奇(qí )的事(❓)(shì )件便如影(🍔)随(suí )形。队员们(😻)接连(lián )失踪(👢),他们仿佛(fó(📬) )走入一条通(😹)往(🔫)黑(hēi )暗世界(😵)的不归之(zhī(📡) )路……
A typical Nazi-era melodrama, The Comedians features a strong-willed female protagonist who refuses to live according to the rules of society. Naturally, such revolutionary behavior must be punished by death and the film's Karoline suffers the fate of so many heroines of the Third Reich. That this heavy-handed nonsense was directed by the same genius who gave the world Pandora's Box (1928) is nearly incomprehensible but, if nothing else, The Comedians offered employment for Henny Porten, a silent screen star otherwise more or less blacklisted by the regime. To her eternal credit, Porten delivers a finely tuned performance despite what must have been extremely difficult circumstances.