九数少年

一(🏢)(yī )次偶然中(⌛)，个性叛(🥤)逆(nì )的小(xiǎ(👝)o )琦（小(🧟)依 饰）遇(yù(📡) )见了(le )英(🛤)俊帅气的吉(🖇)他手苏(🚰)(sū )格(gé )（钟(❓)宇泽 饰(⛑)），很(hěn )快(kuà(🥌)i )，苏格的(🍱)桀骜不驯(xù(🅱)n )和(hé )与(👫)众不同很快(🐨)就吸(xī )引(yǐn )了小琦(✈)，小琦决定不(bú )顾一(🌋)(yī )切和苏格在(💈)一起(qǐ )。然(rán )而，苏格(🍫)变幻莫(mò )测的(de )倾诉(✌)和阴晴不定的性(xì(👛)ng )格(gé )让他和(😧)小琦之(🦖)间的(de )恋(liàn )情(♍)充满了(🏂)波折，最(zuì )终(🖤)(zhōng )，精辟(📓)历经的苏格(💬)选(xuǎn )择(🕣)了离开。 “另一(📫)边(biān )的(✴)背(bèi )后”是1972年(🍐)由简·(🗳)雅顿(dùn )（女(🏀)）编剧(🎓)和执导的(de )一(🤢)(yī )部英(🕊)国独立制作(🦕)故(gù )事(💹)(shì )片。它是20世(🌫)纪70年代(dài )唯(wéi )一的(🎲)一部完全由一(yī )个(⛹)(gè )女人执导拍(🆚)摄的英国(guó )独立(lì(🍥) )制作电影。简·雅顿(🕣)(dùn )自己也在影片中(🥓)(zhōng )客串(chuàn )了(🍎)一把。电(👭)影片名是(shì(🤫) )取(qǔ )自(⬜)简·雅顿1969年(🐺)伦敦(dū(🎾)n )艺(yì )术实验(😏)室剧院(🤡)取得(dé )巨(jù(💜) )大反响(🐯)和成功的舞(💡)台(tái )剧(😣)“Vagina Rex and the Gas Oven”（阴道脉动(🐅)（或者(🎇)(zhě )翻译成阴(⚫)道痉挛(🔖)(luán )）和(hé )燃(🔰)气炉）(🕒)。 安妮（洛(luò(🔪) )特(tè )·弗贝克 Lotte Verbeek 饰）(🌆)是一(yī )个(gè )个性倔(🌷)强的女孩，平(pí(🛡)ng )凡的(🌼)生活和拥挤的(🏁)(de )城(chéng )市让她几欲窒(📏)息，绝(jué )望之(zhī )中，她(🔷)背上行囊(náng )，开(kāi )始(🖇)了寻找自我(💦)的(de )特殊(⭕)(shū )旅程。在旅(🐛)途中，安(🉐)(ān )妮(nī )结识(💵)了和自(😔)己有着(zhe )相(xià(🏾)ng )似气味(🤝)的男子马丁(📃)(dīng )（斯(🐣)蒂芬·瑞 Stephen Rea 饰(🎇)），两(liǎ(⏬)ng )人之间的距(🥋)离越走(🖇)越(yuè )近。敏感(🐭)的安妮(🤒)发现(xiàn )了这(⏪)(zhè )段关系中的危险(🤾)(xiǎn )和缺(quē )陷(xiàn )，她向(🎴)马丁提出了(le )要(📣)(yào )求(👩)，要求两人只做(🥕)(zuò )旅(lǚ )伴，不谈感情(🏣)。 在(zài )这(zhè )个有着三(💄)百六十万居(jū )民、(👵)被一些华人(📳)称为(wé(🔎)i )满地(dì )克的(🔮)北美大(🚩)都市(shì )里，生(🎍)活着十(🚪)六万大学生(🔕)(shēng )，其中(😔)一万九千多(🛴)人(rén )来(⛵)(lái )自加拿大(🤳)之外。《应(🕹)(yīng )召女郎》（(💄)法语：(🦀)《Serveuses demandées》；英语：(🚜)《Waitresses Wanted》）就是(🌔)(shì )讲述这个(🚮)被人们(men )叫做(zuò )国际(♿)留学生群体(tǐ )生活(🕵)(huó )的故事。电影的主(🏔)要(yào )情(qíng )节是(🔨)：一位来自巴(bā )西(🍱)(xī )的女孩子在学生(🙌)签(qiān )证(zhèng )过期后，在(🤜)生活陷于(yú(🆚) )绝境之(🐩)时，被一位在(😡)(zài )色情(🌟)(qíng )酒吧工作(🏊)的同乡(💨)(xiāng )介绍(shào )去(🎾)作脱衣(🕓)舞女郎。 Justino was working in a bull-ring but now he is retired. For him it is very difficult to adapt to the new situation although he will find soon a hobby without forgetting his profession. 六(liù(🥄) )年(nián )前(💒)，美国太空总(📻)署(shǔ )观(😾)(guān )测到地外(🤞)文明，但(🏒)(dàn )是(shì )派出(💅)勘测的(🥓)飞船返航(há(😃)ng )时在墨西哥坠毁。从(🏙)(cóng )此之(zhī )后，墨西哥(🥤)许多(duō )地区(qū )受到(🚪)外星神秘生(shē(🥛)ng )物的(de )感染，无数百姓(🕎)丧生(shēng )。美国方面派(🍮)出军队(duì )与(yǔ )巨大(🏺)的外星怪兽(💋)作(zuò )战(🚢)(zhàn )，彼此伤亡(🧒)惨重。 Victor Vautier is incorrigible: he's in constant motion, working several cons at once, using different names and changing disguises. He's charming and outrageous, incapable of uttering a sentence that isn't embellished or an outright lie. His life goal is to make enough money to build a sea wall to protect Mont-Saint-Michel. Charlotte, a parole officer, shows up: she's young and seems taken in by Victor. He discovers she lives above the Senlus Museum, where her parents are the curators. With two pals he decides to steal a priceless El Greco triptych and then ransom it back to the cultural ministry. What will Charlotte do when she realizes he's used her to make a fortune? This production has all the typical Italian beefcake trademarks - bad dubbing, over-acting (in some cases, under-acting), a midget, and men in loincloths. Richard Harrison may not have the biggest muscles but he certainly is the most titillating beefcake actor I've seen. And when it comes to loincloths you have to wonder why his "mini-skirt" is not mini enough. They must not have seen a good thing when they had it, and with too much loincloth neither can we. Poor Lil' Pimp (voice of Mark Brooks). The little boy just doesn't seem to fit in at home in squeaky-clean suburbia. His only friend is a foul-mouthed talking gerbil, Weathers (Ludacris). Then one day, by accident, he runs into a dazzling 'ho, Sweet Chiffon (Lil' Kim), who takes him to a bar called Playground, a hip-hop wonderland where he befriends master pimp Fruit Juice (Bernie Mac) and is introduced to the world of pimping. There's no place like the Playground and Lil' Pimp calls it home. But his new life and the lives of his beloved 'hos and pimps is endangered by the machinations of the city's scheming, duplicitous mayor Tony Gold (William Shatner). Unless Gold can be exposed for the rat bastard that he is, the Playground and the ghetto surrounding it will be transformed into a toxic golf course. And Lil' Pimp will be forced to return to the horrors of life in suburbia. 28 October 2006 (Season 32, Episode 4)