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Hardened, uncomprimising drug dealer Roemello Skuggs decides to quit his scumbag profession so he may start a new life with his girlfriend. However, he soon learns getting out is nowhere near as easy as getting in, as everything gradually builds up to end in tragedy. A down-on-his-luck movie agent (Billy Crystal) goes to a movie site in Romania to be with his only client, his former paperboy. But once he gets there, the kid tells him he is getting a big time agent and that he is fired. Despondent, the agent roams the countryside until he loses control of his car and overturns into a pond where he seemingly is going to drown until a pair of gigantic hands pulls him free of the car. Later he awakens in a monastery and discovers that a 7-1/2' man (NBA player Gheorge Muresan) rescued him. Money dances in front of the agent as he figures ways to get him back to America and into the movies. The giant is only interested in getting to Gallup to see his childhood girl friend. First the agent gets him a small role in the Romanian-filmed movie which earns his plane fare. Then he takes him to Las Vegas where he convinces Steven Seagal (in a cameo as himself) to include the giant in a new action film. Written by John Sacksteder {jsackste@bellsouth.net} 1937年12月(yuè )13日，时为国(👊)(guó )民政(😩)府(fǔ )首(🍶)都的南京城(chéng )沦陷，部(👳)分官员(🥌)弃城(chéng )逃亡，但仍有许(😯)多官(guā(🔸)n )兵留守(📵)(shǒu )，誓死保卫这(zhè )个大(😌)厦(xià )将(🔍)倾的城池。 凯撒（爱德(🦒)华·罗(🥔)宾逊 Edward G. Robinson 饰(🆎)）(👷)和乔伊(yī )（道格拉(😉)斯·范(😄)朋克(kè ) Douglas Fairbanks Jr. 饰）是相识多(👜)(duō )年的(🕛)老(lǎo )友(⚫)。他们一个(gè )想要成(ché(Ⓜ)ng )为人尽(🦊)皆知的(😮)(de )江洋大(dà )盗，另(🍛)一个却(🌃)(què )厌倦(🛍)了(le )打打杀杀的日子，想(😵)(xiǎng )要追(🛀)逐内心(💡)里成为一(yī )名舞者(zhě(🎒) )的梦想(🍨)，两位(wèi )好友就(jiù )此走(🗣)上了截(🌿)然(rán )不(🔒)同(🌍)的(de )人生道路。 以(yǐ )洛(🎌)科为(wé(🥝)i )首的一伙赏金(jīn )猎人(🕦)疯(fēng )狂(👦)抓捕躲(🔈)藏在美国犹(yóu )他州utahn镇(🕉)大雪山(🔫)中的不(bú )法之徒(tú )。葆(🔓)琳的丈(⚓)夫(fū )成(🌮)了洛(luò )科的最新受害(🔣)(hài )者。于(😺)(yú )是她(🆑)租来枪手(shǒu )“寂(🤹)静(jìng )”为(😖)丈夫复(😒)仇(chóu )。“寂(jì )静”孩子的时(🍢)(shí )候父(🌩)母(mǔ )惨(🐵)遭杀害，他还被割(gē )喉(😝)，所以他(🌻)是一个哑(yǎ )巴枪手(shǒ(📬)u )。 纳粹德(😌)国制(zhì(🃏) )造(🍾)了毒(dú )气弹，准备通(🈹)(tōng )过V2火(🕑)箭(jiàn )袭击盟军，十(shí )二(🚓)金刚(gā(🌜)ng )的任务(💒)就是摧(cuī )毁这些(xiē )毒(🌆)气设施(👼)，并营救参(cān )与制造的(📃)法国科(📟)学家(jiā(⭕) )…… Sophia Loren stars as Phaedra, a poor sponge diver on the lovely Greek isle of Hydra. While diving, she discovers an ancient brass and gold stature of a boy riding a dolphin, which is said to have the magical power to grant wishes. Her shiftless boyfriend wants to sell it to an unscrupulous art collector (Clifton Webb), but Phaedra wants to give it to anthropologist Jim Calder (Alan Ladd), who would return it to the Greek government.