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卡(🌼)夫(fū )卡《变形记(jì )》的(🍹)幽默版(🐡)(bǎn )。 这部(🕖)影片(pià(🥋)n )由是整(🌤)个“拯(zhěng )救母亲河行(🚱)(háng )动”的(💷)一部(bù(🌨) )分。与纪(🖲)录(lù )片(🧡)《支撑》同时开拍。 在(zài )一个(gè(🙉) )聚会上(💁)(shàng )，一(yī(❎) )个学生(🌜)被选中，最后被扔进一个(gè(🚰) )没有(yǒ(🎐)u )水的池(🗄)(chí )子里(🎸)(lǐ )。弗兰克是一个极客，他(tā(🏷) )从父亲(🔌)(qīn )的实(👾)(shí )验室(📒)里得到(dào )了一个大脑，并同(🚬)意让这(📇)(zhè )个男(📒)孩(hái )拥(🥙)有(yǒu )它(🚐)，以换取(qǔ )一个与大(🤔)众见(jià(🈺)n )面的机(🔀)会。原来(🏻)，大脑(nǎ(🐦)o )原本属于一(yī )个连(🏾)环杀手(🦌)。当这个(🔰)少年(niá(🈸)n )怪物变(🍙)得疯(fēng )狂的(de )时候，受(🥍)欢迎的(😿)梅西与(🐿)前极客(🤸)弗(fú )兰(🅰)克(kè )(Frank)的关系(xì )变得(dé )很浪(💜)漫。 警员(🃏)志德奉(🎌)命协助(📬)邻组(zǔ )追查(chá )Elaine自杀案(àn )，得(🚌)(dé )以跟(🎧)随警局(🚎)内的偶(🏛)像启安(ān )办事，而暗(àn )恋他(👥)的琪琪(♋)(qí )也默(🎾)默支持(👨)。当发现(🤝)Elaine无自(zì )杀动机(jī )，而(😂)(ér )生前(🍦)爱上网(🛤)(wǎng )，决在(🏵)此线索(🥢)(suǒ )追寻下去。警方觅(🌑)得「死(🗳)亡网页(💔)」，欲引(🛷)出网主(🤑)(zhǔ )，派琪琪假(jiǎ )扮想(💦)寻死的(🍟)(de )人。当警(〽)方(fāng )到(👅)场以求(🎮)一网打尽时，琪(qí )琪已(yǐ )被(🏰)逼堕(duò(🕝) )楼身(shē(⌛)n )亡。志德(🤡)从琪琪电邮知道她对自(zì(🤤) )己钟(zhō(🛁)ng )情，感(gǎ(🥫)n )到懊(à(🚯)o )悔，欲亲身上网寻出凶徒(tú(⛔) )，却已(yǐ(🌯) )误中(zhō(👝)ng )圈套、(🚴)身陷(xià(🌐)n )险境······(🔬) 将不久(🌷)(jiǔ )于人(🏁)世(shì )的(🦃)母(mǔ )亲，在病榻(tà )上请凯莎(🐓)到挪(nuó(🎌) )威去把(🥉)父亲(qī(➗)n )汤玛士(😕)找来(lái )做戒酒医治(🍝)(zhì )，也希(🦋)望临终(🕋)(zhōng )能再见一面(👵)(miàn )。汤玛士是(shì )个酒鬼，自(zì(📫) )从十年(🦉)前母女(🍰)搬离奥(🎶)斯陆(lù )，凯(kǎi )莎就没(méi )有再(🛀)(zài )见过这位父(🚧)亲，与母(✋)亲的关系也(yě )一样(yàng )疏远(📷)。但是(shì(🖼) )对于母(🛎)亲最后(🐇)的心愿(🕛)，凯(kǎi )莎无法(fǎ )拒绝(jué )，即使(🥏)她完(wá(🕺)n )全对父(🆖)亲没有任何期待或(huò )感情(㊙)。找到(dà(🚮)o )父亲并(🛌)不难(ná(🖖)n )，但是带(🦍)他“回家”则非(fēi )易事(😍)，父亲(qī(😡)n )的脾气(🏳)和酒(jiǔ )癮让她(✒)在归程(chéng )中吃尽了麻(má )烦(🚛)，也让凯(👑)(kǎi )莎看(🦕)见了自(👟)(zì )己的软弱。顺着苏格兰高(🎧)(gāo )地起(qǐ )伏的(🛴)公(gōng )路(😋)，这对争执不休的父女有能(🌗)力找到(👑)(dào )回家(🚄)(jiā )的路(🦌)吗(ma )？ 阿(😈)(ā )尔派大学是一所旨在培(🍴)养(yǎng )电(🧥)影方(fā(😯)ng )面人(rén )才的高等学(xué )府，该(🍊)校所特(🏠)别设立(🦓)的希(xī(👴) )区柯克(🕛)(kè )奖更(gèng )被学子们(🔸)视(shì )为(🔜)至高无(🍐)上的(de )荣誉。美丽(❔)(lì )女孩艾美·梅菲德（珍(🕗)(zhēn )妮弗(🎛)·莫瑞(🎋)森(sēn ) Jennifer Morrison 饰(🚜)）此前多(duō )担任其他同(tó(⚡)ng )学剧组里的(de )工(💂)作人员(🍟)，她无时无刻不(bú )想制(zhì )作(🤚)一部(bù(🤛) )属于(yú(🙇) )自己的(🔥)作品。在(📄)与保安里斯（Loretta Devine 饰(shì )）聊(liá(👧)o )天时，对(🆎)方(fāng )向(🛺)她讲述了发生在另一所(suǒ(🎎) )大学里(🍩)(lǐ )的连(🛢)(lián )环杀(🏭)手的故(🍥)(gù )事。艾美认为这是(🍚)个不错(😞)(cuò )的题(🛌)材(cái )，并(bìng )打算(🌠)将其作(zuò )为自己的处女(nǚ(🎨) )作。在此(🦈)之(zhī )后(✊)，同学查(🅿)(chá )韦斯（Matthew Davis 饰）、斯坦（Anthony Anderson 饰(🛺)）、德克（Michael Bacall 饰(🕡)(shì )）、(🍮)珊德拉(lā )（Jessica Cauffiel 饰）等人(rén )先(✊)后加入(😸)剧组(zǔ(🧞) )，连环杀(👶)手(shǒu )的故(gù )事正式(shì )开拍(pāi )。 一名(🎬)准备角(🎯)逐总统(🚈)候选人的州(zhōu )长，他的竞(jì(🎵)ng )选幕(mù(🔑) )僚也正(🙃)积极筹(🕴)备精彩(🚆)的竞(jìng )选演讲(jiǎng )稿(💣)，然而他(🔫)却面(mià(🔉)n )临如何挑选出(🎵)与他一起竞(jìng )选的副(fù )总(🍘)统(tǒng )人(👈)选，盖保(🥚)(bǎo )虽然(👲)不错，但(dàn )他风流韵事(shì )却(🚮)众所皆知(zhī )，若(🐌)选了他(🚃)(tā )，深怕有天他(tā )的丑闻，会(🦁)(huì )在选(🐿)举前曝(👝)(pù )光，影(🕺)响竞(jìng )选结果，而另(lìng )外两位议员(🚕)(yuán )，不(bú(🌁) )是与财(👻)(cái )团法(fǎ )人组织关系过于(🔙)亲近，让(🍒)州长如(🔲)(rú )坐针(🚩)(zhēn )毡，就(😖)(jiù )是与(yǔ )自己募款(😤)的幕僚(😸)意见相(🔇)左(zuǒ )，这场(chǎng )竞(📞)争(zhēng )将使他左右(yòu )为难，而(⛽)他究竟(🔆)要选谁(🚿)才(cái )能(🌨)获得(dé )此次(cì )大选胜利？(🚰) Lots of girls long for a fairy-tale prince to sweep them off their feet. Not Anna. She'd prefer to find her own path in life first, before some guy turns up out of the blue and turns everything upside down. But then her brother Raoul comes home one day with a frog. Before Raoul can torment the little creature to death, Anna manages to rescue it and remembers the old fairy-tale about the prince who had been turned into a frog. In a light-hearted mood, she picks up the frog and actually kisses it ... and something incredible occurs - the frog is turned back into a prince - into Prince Dietbert von Tuempelberg. Once Anna has recovered from the shock, she realizes that there are certain practical problems to be faced if you are suddenly responsible for a 1000-year-old Frog Prince. For Dietbert, though, far more is at stake. He meets up again with the immortal wizard who put the spell on him, and learns something about the curse that he didn't know before; after 1000 years it is no longer possible for a kiss to turn the frog back into a prince permanently. And in Dietbert's case, those 1000 years are almost over. He can only be saved if he finds a pure young girl who loves him with all her heart. At first it seems as though Dietbert's problems may be over; after all, Anna is the ideal candidate. But somehow it doesn't work out so easily ... 一场车祸牵出(🎰)(chū )一连(🌪)串的阴(yīn )谋，一个看(kàn )似幸(🤶)福的家(💀)(jiā )庭，背(🎄)后隐藏(🚗)(cáng )着怎样的惊(jīng )天阴谋。丈(zhàng )夫的(🕤)车祸让(🧞)(ràng )她痛(📈)心疾首，但她很快发(fā )现原(🗳)(yuán )本以(🌴)为(wéi )已(🚦)经(jīng )死(👖)去的丈(🔏)夫，就在自己的身边(🍜)，这一(yī(💳) )切究竟(😴)(jìng )是如(rú )何发(🍏)生的？ 一名准备角逐(zhú )总(💮)统候(hò(🍃)u )选人(ré(🛸)n )的州长(😅)，他(tā )的竞选幕僚也正积极(🏸)筹备(bèi )精彩的(❇)(de )竞选(xuǎ(🧦)n )演讲稿，然(rán )而他却面临如(🍒)(rú )何挑(💫)选出与(💞)(yǔ )他一(🎯)起竞选(xuǎn )的副总统人(rén )选，盖保虽(⏯)然(rán )不(⌚)错，但他(🐀)(tā )风流韵事却(què )众所皆知(👯)，若选了(💏)他，深(shē(🐁)n )怕有天(🌦)他的(de )丑(👛)闻(wén )，会在(zài )选举(jǔ(🅰) )前曝光(🌕)，影响竞(🔤)选结果，而另外(🚙)(wài )两位(wèi )议员，不是(shì )与财(🍓)团法人(🏜)组织关(❇)系过于(😜)(yú )亲近，让州(zhōu )长如坐针毡(😁)(zhān )，就是与自己(🤮)募款的(🌽)幕僚(liáo )意见相(xiàng )左，这场竞(🌁)争将(jiā(💙)ng )使他左(🍅)右为难(🏵)(nán )，而他究竟(jìng )要选谁才能(néng )获得(🙅)此次大(➗)(dà )选胜(🍻)利？